May 18 2009How To: Get Free WiFi During Your Commute
Like this. At least that's how they do it in Moscow. From Russia With Love, baby! Also, with nesting dolls and bacon vodka. Suck it, Mr. Bond, you just got stirred!
Hit the jump for another shot of the girl in action just in case you thought it was fake or something. OH YEAH -- WELL YOUR DIAMOND IS FAKE!
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Thanks to alex, who just tows a Starbucks behind him.
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Reader Comments
1. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 18, 2009 1:35 PM
Duh it's WAR DRIVING
http://jfect.mybrute.com
2. a retard - May 18, 2009 1:37 PM
i got nothing, just lame
3. gizmoduck - May 18, 2009 1:39 PM
i'm going to pee on her.....after this page is finished loading..
4. Somebody - May 18, 2009 1:39 PM
they never heard of ergonomics...
5. Hawk - May 18, 2009 1:49 PM
In Russia, WiFi finds you!!
6. Heather - May 18, 2009 1:54 PM
5: Damn! You beat me to it!
7. STOMPY - May 18, 2009 2:09 PM
Maybe she just had an argument with the driver and didn't want to speak with them...
8. Gladiator - May 18, 2009 2:17 PM
Russians know how to maximize their time
Come and fight ... join Brute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
9. DH - May 18, 2009 2:19 PM
damn, she just couldn't wait to get home and read geekologie - or in russian GEEKENSHLAGER.
10. Clamdigger - May 18, 2009 2:21 PM
Male driver suggestion before the ride...... you look much better in that skirt .
11. Nightfall - May 18, 2009 2:27 PM
awesome - it's the geek version of Styles surfing the car in Teen Wolf
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
12. STOMPY - May 18, 2009 2:37 PM
OLD!!! This happened in the past so it is old, cmon GW get with it! Tell us something that hasn't happened yet...
13. naas - May 18, 2009 2:58 PM
pass
14. Pew³ - May 18, 2009 3:02 PM
catch
15. Syntax - May 18, 2009 3:15 PM
Agree with #1. War Driving.
16. Watch-303 - May 18, 2009 4:30 PM
IT IS NOT FAKE
17. Melissa - May 18, 2009 4:33 PM
I don't see the problem. I have done this while driving the vehicle.
18. Jacky - May 18, 2009 5:06 PM
i used to do that too
Packaging fail, Chinese ppl over did it.
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-374
19. Aids - May 18, 2009 5:53 PM
Wonder if that girl is looking at porn.
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
20. Chinfish - May 18, 2009 6:16 PM
"Father, I had bad dream"
You take sip of vodka and roll over. You stare at clocktower on Sobornaya Square. It's 3:23. "Go back to sleep, there is work tomorrow."
"No, Father."
The familiar warm buzz of vodka starts to sink in. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness. "Why is that, devochka moya?"
"Because in my dream, when I was about to go back to sleep, the thing wearing Mother's skin sat up."
You pause, and face your daughter and look at her intensely. The figure behind you begins to stir.
"Don't talk that way about your brother, it is not his fault we have no money for coats. Such is life in Moscow."
21. Daisy - May 18, 2009 7:06 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max was waking up in a pile of garbage, after jumping off his moped. He sent a text message to BAja asking her to bring the Mopped back and get him. She replied with an IM from her computer. Apparently their community outlawed messaging from phones while driving, but didn't make the same restriction about messaging from a laptop computer.
22. DuhDuhDuhDumb - May 18, 2009 7:48 PM
How does this translate to the girl getting free wifi? Is she just hoping to catch an unprotected network or something? That's not a guarantee of getting free anything. What's the deal with this story?
23. Jaded Icon - May 19, 2009 6:40 AM
I guess my question would be why would she need to put it on the car hood? Would she not get about the same reception from inside the car? Maybe she was webcaming it to have a moving background. (That also sounds like a stupid idea, but too late I wrote it down)
24. Leonidas - May 19, 2009 8:09 AM
So the GW knows that a real Martini should always be stirred. I'm impressed.
25. Captain - May 19, 2009 11:12 AM
MUST SEE GUYS!!! >>
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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26. Rhialto - May 19, 2009 1:17 PM
I think the girl is fake.It's a boy!
27. Darth - May 19, 2009 1:22 PM
Like this is a big deal.The only thing what you need for this are good abs.
28. Quase - May 19, 2009 4:30 PM
In soviet RUSHA, wi fi gets free commute during you.. wait, what?