May 5 2009Hmm: Star Wars Weekends Advertisments
Star Wars Weekends are Star Wars themed weekends at Disney's Hollywood Studios theme park. Here at Geekologie we've already seen several examples of the perversion that goes on there. Well, these are the posters advertising Star Wars Weekends 2009, which, I think we can all agree, are in surprisingly poor taste. Look -- you see how that woman is clutching her purse? Racist.
Hit the jump for three more, all of which contain shocking discriminatory undertones.
Disney Star Wars Weekend Posters [geektyrant]
Thanks to Warfaremonkey, who once saw a guy cut in line and Jedi mind tricked him into thinking he had diarrhea.
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Reader Comments
1. Red - May 5, 2009 9:21 AM
Loved the racist line.
2. debaser - May 5, 2009 9:22 AM
second
3. FIRST!!!!!! - May 5, 2009 9:22 AM
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
ohh wait second..
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
4. azzman - May 5, 2009 9:23 AM
hahahahahahahahahah
5. Diasy has Turrets - May 5, 2009 9:28 AM
Come along Daisy. Don't let your turrets stop ya ...
Copy and paste your idiotic comment once again!
6. Daisy - May 5, 2009 9:32 AM
For once I think these are real pictures. They are not photoshopped. You can tell because the shadows are all right.
7. AJ - May 5, 2009 9:33 AM
@ Daisy has Turrets
Complete Moron Occurence.
Daisy has Turrets? Never knew she was capable of handling such a weapon. Did she get it from Halo?
It's Tourettes - I know because my dog has it FBT - Full Body Tourettes.
8. STOMPY - May 5, 2009 9:41 AM
Meet Luke Skywalker
But beware of the dark one
He'll cut your balls off
9. Timbo - May 5, 2009 9:46 AM
Starwars and disney do'nt mixed...
Ok: Vader's black, green guy is fat, ewoks are short....what's up with the stormtrooper?
10. a retard - May 5, 2009 9:46 AM
vader better watch out she looks like she was just ass groped, she will be sueing his ass just like chuckie cheese, because thats how i fuk i have one hand behind my back and pretend im a bull rider, ridering a sexy hot two legged reindeer with titties
11. Captain - May 5, 2009 9:46 AM
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12. a retard - May 5, 2009 9:48 AM
@9 well storm troopers are clones, most likely that was one of the clones that was too close to the test tube and his brain didnt develop correctly. he is the forest gump of storm troopers
13. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 5, 2009 9:49 AM
Awethumb. I think that storm trooper took tasting the dark side to an entirely wrong level...
14. Timbo - May 5, 2009 9:55 AM
@12 ahhhhhhh! That makes perfect sense... Got it!
15. Anonymouse - May 5, 2009 10:04 AM
Yo Kata Bantha Poodoo!
because that storm trooper is definitely eating a sh*tsickle
16. Daisy - May 5, 2009 10:30 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fgake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx went on the space mountain ride at Disney. While he was on the ride, the house lights went on, and it ruined the experience for him. He argued with the staff that he should be allowed to go on the ride again, They disagreed, and he argued, and ended up getting kicked out of the park.
17. kreebilicus - May 5, 2009 10:54 AM
may 22nd? surely that's a bit late. it should be changed to may the fourth. > cannot believe i just wrote that shit. so old.... so so shit....
18. brute-o - May 5, 2009 11:02 AM
http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com/
19. hedgehog - May 5, 2009 11:19 AM
@16 fgake ? FGAIL!
20. WunderKraut - May 5, 2009 11:35 AM
Umm...what is that Storm Trooper doing with his other hand....
21. The Mighty Musnud - May 5, 2009 12:22 PM
Ah man, watch out kids. Darth Vader and younglings are a dangerous combination.
22. Boost - May 5, 2009 12:49 PM
How is holding her purse racist?
Anytime I'm in a crowded area I always put my wallet in my front pocket.
It's not racist, people are f***ing scum, and would do something like that.
Regardless of race.
(Also GW, it's BULL**** that you can swear in the articles but we can't in the comments. That's how I f***ing express myself yo."
23. Boost - May 5, 2009 12:51 PM
Oooooops, should have been a ) instead of a " .
=D
24. woo woo - May 5, 2009 12:54 PM
what a racist! and @ 22, you can say shit
25. warfaremonkey - May 5, 2009 1:58 PM
shes a racist against sith.
26. Watch-303 - May 5, 2009 2:24 PM
its not racist, stop trying to look into things so deeply.
27. Tennist0 - May 5, 2009 3:14 PM
@watch-...FAIL
i like the Ewok one, "here for a short time" its so cheesy I actually cracked up
28. McCracken - May 5, 2009 4:20 PM
hahaha i like the Storm Trooper one
29. Kid C - May 5, 2009 5:07 PM
@12 No, storm troopers are just regular people, the clone troopers were all replaced over time.
30. Darth - May 5, 2009 5:47 PM
It's dark,tall,a Master Jedi and with a mask on very handsome! I'm looking forward to these weekends to meet all those hot sexy (single) moms. . .
31. marge - May 5, 2009 6:12 PM
I like the stormtrooper one... Disney is real darkness on Earth.