May 18 2009Highly Questionable: The Infinite Slinky
The Infinite Slinky may look like a belt sander taped to a tissue box, but I don't think that's what it is (that's exactly what it is). The device was created by Geekologie Reader (and Stupid Inventor) Zachary, who obviously grew up in a one story house. Thanks, Zachary, but I think I speak for all of us when I say Log. Just sayin' -- it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. And wood is good. Especially in the morning. Any lady lumberjacks in the house?
Thanks to Zachary, who keeps it stupid.
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Reader Comments
1. a retard - May 18, 2009 4:04 PM
just like my penis
2. Heather - May 18, 2009 4:07 PM
It rolls dow stairs, alone or in pairs; rolls over the neighbor's dog...
Ren & Stimpy FTW!
3. naas - May 18, 2009 4:09 PM
ditto GW but you'll make him famous
4. catch22 - May 18, 2009 4:09 PM
im holding out for the super deluxe ULTRA LOG
*insert image of a squirrel nailed by its feet here*
5. a dog - May 18, 2009 4:10 PM
Wow... this guy gets no puss. Seriously. Not just saying that because he did the slinky thing. Guys do weird things... it's just a fact. I'm simply commenting on his appearance. Looks like a fat sack of lazy ass. I'm having a hard time figuring out whether he's a Trekkie or Force worshipper, though. Could be either.
6. 24-bit whore - May 18, 2009 4:11 PM
I think I just got a little dumber after watching that.
7. Tennist0 - May 18, 2009 4:14 PM
this is an example of how Jew power does not hold out, it just has boundless joys.
8. dubba - May 18, 2009 4:15 PM
does anyone actually enjoy a slinky for more than a total 5 minutes over a lifetime?
1. can make it slink in my hands when i move them up and down....check
2. toss it down the stairs.....double check
3. slinky yo yo attempt.... check
4. lost in a box to be found a decade and a half later........
repeat steps 1-4 as your lifespan allows
9. a retard - May 18, 2009 4:15 PM
He is no trekkie,
He worships another...
He worships pilsbury dough boy, that guy is like Dexter, when he meets his long lost brother.
embrace your dough boy brother, embrace and touch him, yes touch him right there and make him squeel like a pig.
10. Bert - May 18, 2009 4:16 PM
Slinkys were always pulled too far and broken when i was a kid.
11. Nugaloopagus - May 18, 2009 4:25 PM
Please don't post something that f'ing stupid ever again.
12. GLADIATOR - May 18, 2009 4:26 PM
Instead of GET SHORTY ... watch GET STUPID
Hahahahahahaahhhh
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
13. STOMPY - May 18, 2009 4:31 PM
great, where is that cyinide skin implant when you need one...
14. Melissa - May 18, 2009 4:32 PM
Awesome. A solution to a problem we didn't know we had.
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 18, 2009 4:33 PM
Now I have the LOG song in my head again.
On an unrelated note - I think I'm growing to hate people.
16. Watch-303 - May 18, 2009 4:34 PM
boring.
17. TetterkeT - May 18, 2009 4:41 PM
Silly Jew.
18. Rob - May 18, 2009 4:48 PM
Everyone is now dumber for having watched that. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
19. -Lmega5- - May 18, 2009 4:49 PM
i like his smile at the end...."oh yeah ; )....watch that slinky...."
20. naas - May 18, 2009 4:52 PM
@15 is that why we're not friends?
21. Deetz - May 18, 2009 4:56 PM
That voice... ahhhh
22. AtomicCoffee - May 18, 2009 4:56 PM
The inventor guy is right, the original Slinky is modestly amusing, but the Slinky Jr. is about as exciting for a child as the educational trading cards they put in Chick-Fil-A kids meals.
You know what else sucks? The Etch-a-sketch (and worse, Etch-a-sketch Jr.). No toy has a steeper learning curve than this ridiculous thing. You pay 12 bucks for the damn thing, the kid draws a crappy set of stairs, and within minutes if falls into the I-wasn't-good-at-it-right-away-so-I-gave-up-on-it bin.
And don't try to point me to any links or YouTube videos featuring "Awesome Etch-a-sketch Art" videos - they're all Photoshopped.
23. pstone - May 18, 2009 5:11 PM
that's a funny "thinking cap" he's wearing. He should have just stuck with that stupid lab coat (which has bbq sauce on it)
24. pstone - May 18, 2009 5:13 PM
it also looks like he taped his informational video in his mom's bathroom. If you want a jew with selling power check out Vince Shlomi aka Vince Offer.
25. che-che - May 18, 2009 5:13 PM
i really liked their theme song. i remember the metal slinky, had a wicked sound to it.
26. Cade - May 18, 2009 5:14 PM
Blammo ™ FTW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H03PyhbRjSY
27. pavmentaled - May 18, 2009 5:18 PM
I hate this guy... and Not in a Hitler Hates Jews kinda way. I just hate him as a human.
28. Daisy - May 18, 2009 5:27 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max visited Todd Leubner, who gave him a noogie, and d about his father the inventor of the slinkey.
29. Aids - May 18, 2009 5:57 PM
Thankyou for whoever thought of fast foward.
Video was lame -.-
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
30. Pew³ - May 18, 2009 6:03 PM
♪ What rolls down stairs
♪ alone or in pairs,
♪ and over your neighbor's dog?
♪ What's great for a snack,
♪ And fits on your back?
♪ It's log, log, log
♪ It's log, it's log,
♪ It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
♪ It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."
♪ Everyone wants a log
♪ You're gonna love it, log
♪ Come on and get your log
♪ Everyone needs a log
♪ log log log
LOG FROM BLAMMO!!
31. Chinfish - May 18, 2009 6:14 PM
This is garbage, why is it worthy of your attention, GW?
Also, nice yamaka, hombre.
32. wes - May 18, 2009 6:17 PM
hahaha so stupid.. and so funny...
33. wes - May 18, 2009 6:28 PM
hahaha so stupid.. and so funny...
34. wes - May 18, 2009 6:38 PM
hahaha so stupid.. and so funny...
35. wes - May 18, 2009 6:38 PM
hahaha so stupid.. and so funny...
36. wes - May 18, 2009 6:39 PM
hahaha so stoopid.. and so funny...
37. wes - May 18, 2009 6:39 PM
hahaha so stoopid.. and so funy...
38. wes - May 18, 2009 6:40 PM
haha so stupid.. and so funny...
39. Pew³ - May 18, 2009 6:42 PM
please stop
40. Billy D Williams - May 18, 2009 6:48 PM
Fat lisping jew for the LOSS
41. Faust - May 18, 2009 7:18 PM
5 bucks says that guy kills himself inside of 2.5 years.
42. The Slinky JEWnior - May 18, 2009 7:40 PM
That was the stupidest thing I've seen in a long time. That guy needs to be punched. Hard. Twice.
43. meh - May 18, 2009 8:02 PM
jew
44. GAMER CHICK - May 18, 2009 8:12 PM
MARRY ME ZACH and MAKE LOVE TO ME THROUGH THE SLINKY PLEASE.
45. JessJess - May 18, 2009 9:37 PM
its a remote control car not a belt sander
46. shakeitout - May 19, 2009 1:18 AM
28- thanks for clarifying.
47. kilo - May 19, 2009 5:12 AM
yeah ... nice hat
48. andy - May 19, 2009 6:22 AM
1:32 I will never get back
49. Jaded Icon - May 19, 2009 6:29 AM
Ummm.......I really don't know what to say to this. Maybe....no....what if.....no. Ah, I got it! It sucks balls!
50. atheistgirl - May 19, 2009 7:15 AM
Slinkys. Why?
They go down stairs...and that's it!
Plus...TIMBER!?
51. Clamdigger - May 19, 2009 9:15 AM
The real life 40 year old virgin.....watch next week as he turns his mom's face massager into an ass puppet.
52. Leonidas - May 19, 2009 9:40 AM
GFS is notable for his absence… don't worry, Shumway, we forgive you—just don't make any more videos, eh?
53. Captain - May 19, 2009 11:08 AM
MUST SEE GUYS!!! >>
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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54. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 19, 2009 12:01 PM
It rolls downstairs
alone or in pairs
it rolls over
your neighbor's dog
It's great for a snack
it fits on you back
It's LOG LOG LOG!
It's loo-ooog, loo-ooog
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's loo-ooog, loo-ooog
It's better than bad
It good!
Everyone wants a log
you're gonna love it, log
come on and get your log.
55. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 19, 2009 12:01 PM
Sorry about that, I didn't see that Pew beat me to it =)
56. Rhialto - May 19, 2009 1:42 PM
It saves you from going down and up the stairs.Less fun but pretty smart.
57. Krystina - May 20, 2009 9:50 PM
that's a freakin' yamaka on his head isn't it
58. froginabucket - May 21, 2009 9:37 PM
yeah he's jewish thats why its stupid...
jews. not good for much but they sure do make great fuel.