May 26 2009Highly Questionable: Retro Star Trek Drawls

It's not dreaming about Spock staring at you in your skivvies with a quizzical smirk that bothers me, it's the fact that somebody might actually pay $75 for 34-year old USED underwear. What is this, Japan? Kidding -- you know I love you Japan!
Thanks darkfall13, and to answer your question: frightening.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - May 26, 2009 9:28 AM
DIE FIRSTARDS DIE!!!!!
2. FunkyNutbar - May 26, 2009 9:30 AM
AIDS to the Firstards!
3. Jeremy Lucarelli - May 26, 2009 9:33 AM
Hilarious! I'll be passing this on, for sure. "The underwear that suits kids?"
4. STOMPY - May 26, 2009 9:34 AM
Set your phasors to pedophile
5. me - May 26, 2009 9:40 AM
fetish product?
6. STOMPY - May 26, 2009 9:47 AM
FMLTWIA
7. Leonidas - May 26, 2009 9:55 AM
Who are you?
-I am the enchanting Wizard of Rhythm
What did you come here for?
-I came to tell you about the rhythms of the Universe
8. Ale - May 26, 2009 9:55 AM
yeah.. spook is damn freaking...
9. FunkyNutbar - May 26, 2009 10:04 AM
Spock is looking directly at the kids junk. That's illocical.
10. DeeplyTroubled - May 26, 2009 10:04 AM
The large rainbow in the background doesn't help matters much.
11. Daisy - May 26, 2009 10:04 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down Where Max married a girl who accidentally got put into his room. The next morning he called Baja's dad for advice, and his new wife ended up as fertilizer.
12. Ale - May 26, 2009 10:08 AM
but.. the kid seems to be enjoying it.. damn u spock..
13. Quik - May 26, 2009 10:17 AM
When was that the "official star trek uniform?"
I guess it was for the junior officers.
14. Japan - May 26, 2009 10:21 AM
Ha ha, you kidder. Aishiteru!
15. STOMPY - May 26, 2009 10:24 AM
This isn't golaiths underwear. It is his drink stirrer.
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17. Brandon Reeves - May 26, 2009 12:01 PM
This isn't Golaiths underwear. It is his drink stirrer.
18. Crazywow - May 26, 2009 12:06 PM
I think I remember this as being all part of the "Gay Agenda", yes they were targeting children from the 70's, you know that whole sexually charged era where everyone had long hair and was unwashed. Yes that's right the those homosexuals with their secret handshakes and indoctrination rights......oh nevermind it's just the meds and liquor talking.
19. Rhialto - May 26, 2009 12:22 PM
One of the reasons that Japan is the second largest economy in the world is that they don't cut the costs at kids.In general Asians are more generous to kids.Many Asian kids are very much spoiled by their parents.
20. Milkman - May 26, 2009 12:27 PM
fundy undies..underoos!
21. Darth - May 26, 2009 12:28 PM
Lol they're not childish with spending on kids!
22. AAA - May 26, 2009 1:19 PM
Kinda reminds me of Fallout 3
In a perverted star treck way
In other words, FAIL
23. Bob - May 26, 2009 1:22 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First !!!!!!!!!!!
24. nightfall - May 26, 2009 1:34 PM
I'm so confused by the Fallout 3 reference... Pedophiles and post-nuclear war...I'm missing something
25. Jaded Icon - May 26, 2009 3:25 PM
This is prime example that all Trekie Geeks are gay (nothing wrong with it, just be proud) and that all Star Wars Geeks are awesome, except for the ones that like both, then they are bisexual and not as cool.
26. Stinky - May 26, 2009 4:14 PM
Isn't that Hank from the Venture Bros.?
27. McCracken - May 26, 2009 4:42 PM
ewwwwww
28. McCracken - May 26, 2009 4:44 PM
Wait who wore them before? Is he hot?
29. aids - May 26, 2009 5:31 PM
Somebody call me for #1 and #2 to give somebody aids?
that kid is definatly gay thinking of 2 guys in his underwear.
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
30. broughtskin - May 26, 2009 7:19 PM
i love this blog how are you all so pucking highlarious?
31. me - May 26, 2009 7:53 PM
not from 1975. That font was first used in the 1979 movie.