May 11 2009Hello Laaaaadies: The Pheromone Ring
Pheromone, named in honor of the goddess Pheromoneus, is Greek for "bonertime". Also, you're sort of being flipped off there in the picture, so consider that a little present from me to you. Anyway, this ring emits pheromones (Greek for "Spanish Booty Juice") whenever you push it in order to attract the men/women your way. Just like flies to honey. Or the Geekologie Writer to the guy in the dinosaur costume at his son's birthday party. Which *ahem* totally never happened (seriously, return my calls, I'd like to book you again).
Squeeze the side, and the S ring emits perfume juiced with pheromones. Three scents for each sex, all custom mixed.
You have to inject the perfumes into the ring with a hypodermic needle which is supposed to invoke the "clinical process" of getting ready for a date. The scent is released when you squeeze the side, causing the tiny piezo tubes to contract.
Hey, I don't care how it works, just as long as it does work. Now I am heading straight to the bar and I am going to pheromone (Greek for "my natural, onion-y musk") some chick RIGHT IN THE EYES. And, if that doesn't work, I'm going with Plan B: tranquilizer darts. I'm not the creep, you're the creep!
Hit the jump for a couple more shots of seduction.
The Pheromone Emitting Seduction Ring [gizmodo]
Thanks to Julian, who roofied his own drink and made me take him home one time.
Reader Comments
1. JK - May 11, 2009 1:39 PM
wow
2. Brunch Miracle - May 11, 2009 1:40 PM
damn
3. Daisy - May 11, 2009 1:41 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the ashadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where MAx used pheremones and a fake nose to attract a woman and gain access to where her husband kept some diamond necklaces.
4. drizzt - May 11, 2009 1:41 PM
third
5. Pew³ - May 11, 2009 1:41 PM
What would you do if you saw some poor sucker wearing this ring in a nightclub or bar?
FAIL³
6. drizzt - May 11, 2009 1:42 PM
God dam it daisy!!!
7. Mike Hawk - May 11, 2009 1:43 PM
at least it looks like shit and is conspicuous. does it come with an "I'm A Rapist" t-shirt?
8. FreeGift - May 11, 2009 1:49 PM
does it shock them as well>>?? tee-hee
9. gizmoduck - May 11, 2009 1:56 PM
can i shove that in the pink?
cause i'm gonna
10. Silver - May 11, 2009 1:57 PM
It's made with bits of real panther so you know it's good...
60% of the time, it works every time...
11. Leonidas - May 11, 2009 1:58 PM
Steampunk retards rejoice, help is at hand!
12. gizmoduck - May 11, 2009 2:04 PM
Well she's all you'd ever want,
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.
13. Leonidas - May 11, 2009 2:14 PM
@13: You can leave your ring on.
14. Pew³ - May 11, 2009 2:15 PM
♪ Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her. ♪
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 11, 2009 2:32 PM
Now with new ingrediants! GHB!
16. STOMPY - May 11, 2009 2:33 PM
I bet the male phermone is just bacon greese...
17. Quik - May 11, 2009 2:40 PM
"the 'clinical process' of getting ready for a date."
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
18. Travolta - May 11, 2009 3:16 PM
desperate people need love too
19. naas - May 11, 2009 3:54 PM
@5 exactly, dead on right
..that and some laughter
20. Darth - May 11, 2009 4:40 PM
Seriously,if this Pheromone Ring works then it might be one of he most powerful weapons in the world.
21. Nero - May 11, 2009 4:44 PM
Which evil Super Hero is going to develop this ring more?
22. McCracken - May 11, 2009 5:19 PM
Wooooooooow
23. thedodecahedron - May 11, 2009 5:57 PM
"Three scents for each sex, all custom mixed."
I read that wrong 6 times.
What is the third sex?
24. Leanna - May 11, 2009 6:09 PM
@ thedodecahedron
THANK YOU!
God, I thought I was trippin...three sexes? Hahaha....wow...I guess that third scent is for when you want a little 'He' with your 'She'?
:p
25. J.D. Salinger - May 11, 2009 6:12 PM
@3- i believe the movie was Oceans Thirteen, where Linus uses pheromones and a fake nose to get in with the casino owner's assistant and steal the diamond necklaces.
26. Aids - May 11, 2009 7:54 PM
wonder if this thing works someone get it and test it
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
27. amar - May 12, 2009 5:52 AM
daisy go nuffin nice to say dont say it
go pick some flowers in the garden
28. Captain - May 12, 2009 5:53 AM
MUST SEE!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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29. Jaded Icon - May 12, 2009 6:56 AM
Why would someone wear a ring with pheromones in it. Just not shower for a couple of weeks like me and let the "natural" pheromones ensnare your female prey. Well, it hasn't worked yet, but any moment now. I can feel it!
30. Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish - May 12, 2009 11:16 AM
Shit, I could use that. I'd douse myself in it until pheromones were dripping off my body, then sit in a public place and wait for the fruits of my labor: "You look nice today. Not like the troll you usually look."
31. Mustseetv - May 12, 2009 3:35 PM
I like that it has a feather on it. I know when I want to stealthily attract a girl through a morally borderline ploy I want it brought to her attention as much as possible.
32. Sheila - September 27, 2009 12:15 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to put some alphaero on your pulse points? That ring is huge!