May 5 2009Guy Make Fully Functional Wolverine Claws
Not to be outdone by the Tomahawk Skull Gauntlet, some guy went and made his own fully functional Wolverine claws out of a bunch of copper tubing and sharp metal. They're surprisingly impressive and make pretty short work out of a cardboard box. Which, I think we can all agree, is humanity's real enemy. *SNIKT* Die, tree-zombie!
Hit the jump for a longer video of the assembly and dude giving them the ol' block of Styrofoam test (starting around 3:00).
Thanks to Cosmic Rocket Man, Julian, Mindy and Danny, who made real Cyclops energy-beam glasses and could kill you in a staring contest. Literally, kill you.
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Reader Comments
1. Whoa... - May 5, 2009 11:32 AM
Something about that kid makes me think he is the *last* person that should have knives on his arms...
2. Anna - May 5, 2009 11:34 AM
woah, gay.... closest I've been to top comment
3. Captain - May 5, 2009 11:35 AM
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4. KMad - May 5, 2009 11:37 AM
Not so effective against cardboard or styrafoam but those could actually do some major damage in a fight. And other then the guy trying to be overly badass(he fails at that) they look pretty sick. If someone came at me in a fight with those id be like "Oh ShIT!!!"
5. Pew³ - May 5, 2009 11:38 AM
I think if he wants them fully functional he should try to infuse them with his bones.
Otherwise it's just another Freddy Krueger knock off.
6. Kris - May 5, 2009 11:38 AM
3rd! And what a douche.
7. JJ - May 5, 2009 11:39 AM
damn, that's sad...
8. debaser - May 5, 2009 11:42 AM
wow he hates that box
9. AJ - May 5, 2009 11:45 AM
Social retard anyone?
10. Leonidas - May 5, 2009 11:48 AM
Guy make real Wolverine claws for make glory of Republic Kazakhstan.
11. Moose Knuckle - May 5, 2009 11:48 AM
Box, not hit back...
Also, getting-laid-fail.
12. Captain - May 5, 2009 11:49 AM
Must seee!!
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13. ultradev - May 5, 2009 11:49 AM
This guy needs to start hanging out with the Cincinnati "superheroes"
14. aznterrorist - May 5, 2009 11:49 AM
he looks like one of those kids with a "kill" list in high school..
that being said..
http://at52.mybrute.com/ <--- fight meeeeeeeee!
15. CCC - May 5, 2009 11:49 AM
how does he put them back in????
16. wazmeister05 - May 5, 2009 11:50 AM
Anyone else think at 27 seconds in the first video that he might have realised he went through the floor as well as the box?
17. Pew³ - May 5, 2009 11:50 AM
Dad: What the hell happened to the hood of my truck?
Wolverine boy: I was taking pictures of my claws and...
Dad: On the hood of my truck?!?!?
Wolverine boy: the silver backround really brings out the...
Dad: Boy I'm going to beat you sensless!!!!
Wolverine boy: Too late for that dad. Duuuuh.
18. Adam - May 5, 2009 11:52 AM
The nerd in me says AWESOME and that I need to get a pair!!!
The part of me that believes in a future where I have sex with women, is unsure of this however.
19. Angel Mass - May 5, 2009 11:53 AM
Oh Boy, Im glad he doesnt look or act crazy at all :\
20. Captain - May 5, 2009 11:59 AM
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21. Ollie Williams - May 5, 2009 12:01 PM
I'd be more impressed if I could watch video's at work.
22. Daniel - May 5, 2009 12:09 PM
WOW, this guy must get ALL the ladies
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 5, 2009 12:10 PM
While I can't watch the vid...
This reminds me that the CGI effects on Wolverine's claws in the new X-men movie SUCKED!!!!! The first few views of them looked like the off center out-takes... and Deadpool wasn't nearly as cool looking as he should've been. MEH!
24. Leonidas - May 5, 2009 12:18 PM
Maybe this guy can answer the eternal question of whether or not Wolvie always had claws (here we go again…).
25. Captain - May 5, 2009 12:20 PM
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26. LMAO - May 5, 2009 12:20 PM
LOSER! After he finally loses his virginity, he'll be all, "Hey remember that time I made those stupid phucking fake wolverine claws? Wow what was I thinking? Can we do it again? Pllleeeeaaassse?"
27. Vince Lombardi - May 5, 2009 12:30 PM
If I was a cardboard box, I'd be very afraid.
28. STOMPY - May 5, 2009 12:34 PM
Hatred for the box?
Mother didn't breast feed him
What What in the Butt
29. Captain - May 5, 2009 12:48 PM
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30. STINK - May 5, 2009 12:48 PM
Without automatic retraction, you'd have one pigsticking gouge before those things got stuck. Still, if I was ever attacked by Pack-N-Ship Man...
31. scared of cardboard - May 5, 2009 1:11 PM
finally i can sleep at night knowing that i can finally fight the cardboard
32. pstone - May 5, 2009 1:12 PM
good looks to his mom for filming him. I wonder if she cleaned up the mess he made too.
33. sirrix - May 5, 2009 1:16 PM
Why does this post still read "Guy make..." I mean... usually the heinous grammar mistakes only stay up a little while.
34. che-che - May 5, 2009 1:19 PM
every real man test weapons on watermelon, that way you can hump it after you are done. or eat it. or eat it, after you are done humping it. or eat it while humping it.
35. Somebody - May 5, 2009 1:28 PM
"Don't bring a claws to a gun fight."
36. Galtacticus - May 5, 2009 1:29 PM
I bet his mom will be happy with these homemade Wolverine claws."How about peeling the potatoes sweetie?"
37. Nate - May 5, 2009 1:29 PM
Anybody know what song was playing during the vid? It was my favorite part.
38. Eren Ozkural - May 5, 2009 1:42 PM
The track was from Deloused in the Comatorium by The Mars Volta. Really random use of it...
39. :.Interloper.: - May 5, 2009 1:45 PM
@Nate
Song - Drunkship of Lanterns
Album - De-loused in the Comatorium
Band - The Mars Volta
Good shizzle.
40. Wolverine - May 5, 2009 1:49 PM
@24
THERE IS NO ETERNAL QUESTION JACKASS. HE DID ALWAYS HAVE THEM. THE PEOPLE SAYING HE DIDNT ARE JACKASSES. ITS LIKE DEBATING WHETHER THERE'S ACTUALLY A SUN SHINIGNIG DURING THE DAY. ITS A FACT THERE IS BUT ANYONE CAN BE LIKE, "UH I NEVER HEAR DOF NO SUN DERRRRRRRRRRRRRR" DOESNT MEAN THERE'S AN ETERNAL QUESTION. STFU YOU HIPPIE
41. Delgo - May 5, 2009 1:51 PM
Where's his girlfriend?
Oh that's right.
He'll never have one.
42. krespie - May 5, 2009 1:53 PM
I'd make a lousy superhero because I hate cleaning up shredded styrofoam.
Also, I'd like to see video where the welds fail and those suckers fly across the room and break a lamp.
43. TA - May 5, 2009 1:54 PM
Yeah.... You beat the box... you show it you mean business.... poke some holes in that shit.
44. bendizle - May 5, 2009 1:57 PM
somebody keep box boy away from this god forasken heathen!!!!
45. yannnn - May 5, 2009 2:10 PM
fortunately he listens to mars volta. That saves him...
But he really looks like à dangerous one.
46. Zee Brat - May 5, 2009 2:24 PM
That is one of my favorite Mars Volta songs.
47. pirhan - May 5, 2009 2:31 PM
I wonder what his mother thought about the holes in the carpet?
48. n - May 5, 2009 2:39 PM
that's Vega, not Wolverine.
49. Daisy - May 5, 2009 4:22 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max took a trip to Arizona and went to eat in a french restaurant. When the waiter asked Qu'est-ce que c'est, Max said what is it? The waiter nodded and walked away.
50. Daisy - May 5, 2009 4:46 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max took a trip to Arizona and went to eat in a french restaurant. When the waiter asked Qu'est-ce que c'est, Max said what is it? The waiter nodded and walked away.
51. Jrdn - May 5, 2009 5:02 PM
i'm a fan of x-men and all that awesomeness.
but this is just pathetic and lame.
what a loser.
52. Gordon Freeman - May 5, 2009 5:07 PM
i would make them double edged so i could slice and dice!
53. I'm a Computer - May 5, 2009 5:25 PM
so wolverine got plastic surgery when he was 16 to get the claws that he's famous for now?? thats incredible. i heard his real name is wolfereen.
54. Guest - May 5, 2009 5:32 PM
I made my own Wolverine claws out of erector set parts like 10 years ago. OLD!
55. Leonidas - May 5, 2009 6:36 PM
@40: I can state categorically that there is no sun shinignig at any time, ever. Turn off your caps-lock, sucker.
56. brute-o - May 5, 2009 6:48 PM
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57. Kay - May 5, 2009 7:07 PM
If he hurt the carpet, his mom is gonna be pissed!
58. kelehendros - May 5, 2009 10:36 PM
huh.......those look suspiciously like shadowrun snap blades
59. hopesa4 - May 5, 2009 11:15 PM
i dont know but ANYTHING set to that music is gonna come out as GAY AS HELL
YEAH YEAH someone might say that they like that band, whatever, the guy might say is his favorite band,
but when making a video of this kind, i expected a little less whinny gay emo song for the video,
WTF
sounds like he is about to trow those claws away, put on some make up and start crying.
FAIL
60. Lmega5 - May 6, 2009 1:29 AM
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61. ryo-saeba - May 6, 2009 2:49 AM
@13
Hope he's not with the Cincinatti Dark Sided Superheroes...
62. mitchell - May 6, 2009 3:07 AM
anyone else realise in the first video where he stabs the box and then slams it into the ground that as he pulls his hand back up theres a big piece of wolverine claw sticking out of the box bottom. i think he broke it
63. eatbean - May 6, 2009 3:42 AM
test it on your moms vaginal cavity. and then a dog.....and then your neighbor.....then you claw your chest open and die. leave the claw to me tho
64. Ryan - May 6, 2009 4:31 AM
Looks like viral marketing for the new film to me.
65. Ryan - May 6, 2009 4:32 AM
Sounds like viral marketing to me.
66. kreebilicus - May 6, 2009 5:58 AM
@18 no more fisting for you then?
67. Dys - May 6, 2009 6:02 AM
MUST SEE !!!
Why Claws would suck !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQ2RVqJCNM
68. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 6, 2009 8:12 AM
@61
Learn how to spell numb nuts. It's Cincinnati.
69. candimann - May 6, 2009 9:08 AM
well FIRST I HAVE TO SAY KUDOS ON THE INGENUITY
then i have to say thats a hell of a mod cuz i know where he go the stuff for them....... hehehehe
BudK.com thats right folks you can order wolverine claws (hand held) and a pop out SAW wrist knife that actually has a wider single blade bout the width of my wrist and the catalog boasts that it actually has a BLINDING SPEED DEPLOYMENT whatever that means
so all this guy did was remove the knife and add the claws but there still awsome as hell ME SAH RIKEY
70. Captain - May 6, 2009 10:03 AM
Must seee!!
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71. Jayrock - May 6, 2009 11:12 AM
this guy looks like he just crawled out of the tased naked wizards' bed
72. Slightlyfrightened - May 6, 2009 11:34 AM
I think that my parents would be worried if I told them I was making a set of knives that pop out like that in the garage. These are cool, in theory, but that kid probably shouldn't have them. I feel like we'll be seeing news headlines about a series of stabbings soon.
I do think we need to send this kid Shadowhare's way, though. They could team up and finally push DHL off the parcel service scene.
73. Nate - May 6, 2009 2:02 PM
You know he's just dying to use those things on someone. Maybe he'll set out a trail of expensive gadgets leading to his house just to catch a robber with them.
And thank you Eren Ozkural and Interloper for the song info.
74. Aids - May 6, 2009 3:17 PM
http://std-aids.mybrute.com Screw Captain Hash.
75. Aids - May 6, 2009 3:28 PM
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Screw Captain Hash.
You can't Screw Aids or you'll get aids.
76. Wolverine's Bone Claws R 4 REAL - May 6, 2009 4:24 PM
I'm really happy for this guy. He seems to be having a really good time. I like his pre-claw facial expressions. Very similar to the "Star Wars Kid" of yesteryear.
77. White - May 6, 2009 6:32 PM
More importantly though. Do they slide back in?
78. jay - May 6, 2009 8:01 PM
HAHAHA
of course he would like the mars volta.
he made wolverine claws.
79. Name (required) - May 7, 2009 12:28 AM
Worst katar ever.
80. Captain - May 7, 2009 10:51 AM
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81. Godren - May 7, 2009 2:35 PM
There is no way those are made of adamantium (or bone). Therefore, they are not REAL wolverine claws. Duh.
Also, they'd be cooler if they just shot the blades at high speed.
82. kenton - May 7, 2009 5:31 PM
love the couch
83. OneMoreGadget - May 8, 2009 12:35 AM
We are so totally going to be reading about this douche again when he cuts off his nuts while wacking off to girls that dress like zelda.
84. sib - May 8, 2009 9:48 AM
well if he struggles that much with a lump of polystyrene i reckon we've got no worries !
85. bubba - May 9, 2009 9:16 AM
what did thew box ever do to him?
... bully
86. travolta - May 9, 2009 9:14 PM
could really f#ck someone up with those.
87. Abroxas - May 12, 2009 7:10 AM
Now realy, those things are so incredibly cool.
i mean..just imagine : you're going to a fight, and somebody is coming with those..i mea.. you'd be like "OMFG CRAP"!!!
...i wanna have !!
88. Reznor - May 12, 2009 7:35 AM
If someone dodged a blow and he hit a wall, these things - and the way they are attached to his arms - would break his arm in two.
89. Big Mike - May 12, 2009 1:57 PM
Reznor, you take that logic shit some where else buddy. No place for that crap here. BTW, Fully Funtional FAIL Claws.... hmmmm, sign my happy ass up!
90. Gabe to the power of PEW - May 13, 2009 11:00 AM
SEEE!!! VIRGINS HAVE HOBBIES TOO!!!!
I'm going to make me a wonder woman life sized blow up doll...
And its going to be anitomically correct.
91. enzobot - May 13, 2009 11:23 PM
I want them
92. nvmisfit - May 15, 2009 10:48 AM
"What's the.....point......bub?",says Wolverine.
93. SKiP4 - May 18, 2009 1:51 AM
Why the hell are people hating on this guy? so he made something cool, and just because you're all jealous doesn't mean you should give him shit. what a bunch of morons
94. Tiz Nizzle - May 18, 2009 8:36 PM
yeah man, there's alot of haters here for some reason
95. Um - May 19, 2009 1:21 AM
"Why the hell are people hating on this guy?"
Because he appears to have some poseur and anger management issues? LOL ...
96. Ken - June 4, 2009 2:42 PM
The top video has stupid music.
97. The King - June 29, 2009 6:12 PM
I wouldn't mind trying to make myself some of these.
To all the people posting shit.. it shows how sad you are when you have to type shit on the internet to make yourself feel big.
98. lol - July 12, 2009 1:20 PM
i´ve seen this everywhere where there is a wolwerine claw so LOL!
99. bob - August 11, 2009 10:16 AM
although this is a bit nerdy, the skill required to make them is pretty cool, as well as them looking pretty cool, i want a pair!!!
100. bob - September 23, 2009 9:10 PM
what do you have aginst the box?!?!?!?