May 7 2009Good News: Disney Relocates Employees Normally Responsible For Finding And Deleting Boobs In Roller Coaster Pictures

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You know how there's a camera that takes a picture of you on the steepest drop of a roller coaster? And then the park tries to peddle said photo after you get off the ride? Yeah, well Disney used to have boob-scanning personnel that would look at all the pictures before they appeared to patrons so no child would catch an eyeful. But now, thanks to the economy, not any more! So get out there and flaunt it! Boobs. I'm talking boobs, not penises.

And, since I love you, I included the NSFW NSFW NSFW uncensored version of the picture above after the jump.

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Way More Boobs About to Make Disneyland Rollercoasters Exciting Again
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Thanks to trishna87 and egleaves, who both puked riding Space Mountain.

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Gotta love dem bewbz.

first, and whoa,.................. nice.

Fake bewbs FTW!

FAKE!

So I can go back to flashing the cameras at Disneyland? AWESOME! Have they finished re-doing Space Mountain yet? Oh well, Matterhorn will work!

Weird...... Put a shirt on people.

Those boobs look great, but mine look a whole lot better.

http://www.ratemybody.com/profile_1079373_wnkrd.html

@7: no they dont

Now it really is the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH! :)

Ya gotta love girls with low self esteem!

GW is awesome. We <3 you.

i think i'm about to pew pew pew...


http://at52.mybrute.com/ <---- fight meeee!

YAAAAY!

daisy sucks

Wuh to the -erd. Never knew this was a phenomenon but sounds like a plan to me.

@7: Number 8 is correct. You're fugly.

Damn, #4 got there before me :(

They are some fake-ass titties though.

Silicone valley

@7 u fail , they don't
@8 ur right ..

bewbz .. why men dun have bewbz ..

Tickets to amusement park: $38
Funnel Cake: $8
Roller Coaster Picture: $12
Implants that defy 4 g of force: Priceless

you can tell they are fake, the shadows are not right

wow i gotta get me to disney land.

thank you for finally posting some boobage GW

That is NOT Disney. Disney doesn't have wooden roller coasters...that's some other happiest place on earth, in that picture.

Happy that the employees are gone but really...couldn't they have just created a simple "boob recognition" program to scan the photos before posting to the public? Disney's ignorance is our reward!

Wow, wi Was not expecting fairly good looking bewbies! Niiiice!

Wow, fake boob win. Tan line fail.
YUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEAT THAT 6 FLAGS!!!!!!

me likey

Lost my bloody hat on that ride.

THAT RIDE HAD NO SEATBELTS! I remember freaking out.

@26

Tan lines are awesome~!

Especially on those mammories

OM NOM NOM NOM!

FAKE! this is a complete silicone-shop job.

thanks-- funny how seeing boobs in places you don't expect them is better somehow.

@7- sell me the time machine you used to put together that outfit, I've got to add a keyboard to my tie collection.

oops, forgot--- I would totally put my fingers into that girl ...assuming she would let me (and she would;)

@7 No offence but that's kinda sad, a website called "rate my body"? It's basically a MySpace with nothing but posing pictures on it.... It's basically just MySpace. But more forward.

this reminds me of when i went do disneyland when i was 11. i rode space mountain 8 times in a day. best day ever.

Screw boobs, get on brute

http://captain-hash.mybrute.com

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Well you can tell they aren't natural since they aren't even jiggling a tiny biut.

Boring.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max drove cross country to go to a theme park, and when he got there it was closed. So he flipped out and made the security guard open the park for him. Later the owner of the place heard MAxs story and understood, so he didn't press charges.

I hate when people do shit like this on a ride. If you want to be an idiot, do it in a photo booth. Don't ruin everyone else's day with it. They didn't stand in line for an hour just to find out they have to do it all over again (in order to get a photo) because you felt the need to be a moron.

For instance: My best friend and I once almost "died" on a ride at Magic Mountain (we were stuck at the highest peak of X2 for 15 minutes and they didn't know why until the ride started back up again). It was the first time I was genuinely scared for my life on a rollercoaster, and some prick had the nerve to flick off the camera so we couldn't get the photo of that very memorable moment. And I'm sure it was the perfect "Oh shit" face to capture forever.

Lmao shut up lady bird cuz from the posts about the only person upset is your ass

awsome pic and it looks like the gemini at cedar point in sandusky ,ohio.

ZERO G BEWBAGE!!!!!!

clarification:
by "that girl" I mean the obviously of age one with t!ts.

Gross and Grosser

if some final destination sh*t happened right then, her boobs would be the only thing that survived. Those things look bolted on.

but seriously, only insecure chicks with boob jobs flash their boobs like that because girls who've had great looking breasts all their life don't need the validation some chicks get from constantly flashing the titays. Unless you're built like minnie mouse up top, no natural titays will look good (beared) on a roller coaster. At that speed they would probably take out the person sitting next to them. Flop city.

There used to be a site called Splashmountain.com where all the workers would post boob shots from the ride cameras.
There used to be a guy from a local amusment park who would frequent that site and tell us coworkers about his 'follies'.

IS IT JUST ME or does the girl with the green shirt's boobs look weird, i dont know, the other girl might have fake boobs but she looks nice, and her face is nice, but the other girl, i dont know her boobs just look weird, and so does her face.

BEWBS RULE!!!

I always thought Disney Land was for assholes and conformists... until I saw this picture. ... Gimmie my mouse ears! I'm going bitch!

http://wtcctr.blogspot.com

Yes! This is my one chance!

Who's going to Disneyland with me?

Gimme that boob

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

I dunno, guys.... I think girl on the right might have real boobs. Newton's first law and everything... the gravitational pull at the first hint of the ride dropping would give an anti-gravity quality to boobs.

Or, they're fake. Either way... come on! Boobs! Un-gross ones! Rather nice ones, actually.... so don't bitch!

#10- YOUR RIGHT, PROB WHY THEY DID IT.

I LIKE THE BOOBS OF IN THE GREEN SHIRT..BUT THATS JUST ME..OR MAYBE NOT JUSTTT ME?

They really frown upon flashing there. I didn't expect to see my picture on the wall when I flashed on Splash Mountain, but when I asked to purchase the pic, they told me, "We do not sell keep photographs of lewd acts of immaturity and stupidity." That lady was harsh. I didn't think a dude flashing would be such a big deal, they let us walk around topless in their water parks...

The best entry on geekologie. Ever. Ever.

Ugh, their fake jugs are gross looking.

Mine are much better.

@ 53 FINALLY! A real geek! Someone who looks at breasts, and thinks about Newton. Force = Mass x Acceleration. And don't forget: bodies in motion tend to stay in motion. Inertia FTW!

I PEW PEWed in my pants.

@ 47
The website is flashmountain.com

I love this!

http://std-aids.mybrute.com/
Captain hash is gay cause he loves penis and not boobs

Never BAck Down is now on my Netflix list.

I'm pretty sure I saw this picture for the first time AT LEAST two years ago...

Therefore it definitely has nothing to do with the present economy and as others have said, it's definitely not from Disneyland.

In other words: IT'S A TRAP!!!

@7 take your shirt off and ask again

AWESOME! me likes

Wow! Are they serious? I'm packing now.

fake!

check this out:: origami iron man!

http://chosetec.darkclan.net/origami/

yeah...
http://www.flashmountain.net/

GOOD MORNING GEEKOLOGIE! This is going to be a great friday. Hey GW, you think you could turn off the language filter now that you are posting titties?

OMFG

The internet has won.

U retards think the gal in green has fake ones (48 even thinks there is something strange about them. Yup. That would be that they are REAL) ...and one person actually thinks if either set is genuine it is the one on the right.

Do the males frequenting this site spend any face time with live human females let alone their bare breasts?

@71

I do. I am a fat bitch pimp. Mmm.....BOOBS!

For some reasons, i start liking Geekologie.

@36

Your post is proof you're an idiot. You would chose a stupid game over titties. What a loser.

yeah green boobs are fake and the other ones are just wonderful magically delicious

Thios definitely isn't disney world. The picture looks like it was taken is some guy's basement on a roller coaster film set or something

The left girl has the best mouthshot.It's not only about the boobs.It's about the whole picture.

As a whole picture,i like them both.

@30

yes tanlines are great

tanned women are like chicken

...the white parts are the best

THOSE ARE FAKEEEEE!!!!!

oh yeah fake tittie b!tches suck my d!ck

at 71. aghast
of the 9 girls i been with, none of them had boobs that looked like that, they might be natural in the girl with the green shirt, but they look weird, maybe she needs a boob job,

@79 You are wise beyond your years.

Let it be known that today is a magical day at Geekologie!

I am currently writing a letter to President Obama to ask him to commerate such a wonderful day.

GW, you really understand what matters to us.

Dinosaurs, boobs, NOM NOMs and PEW PEW PEW!


Appendix #1 NOM NOMs and boobs can be combined for exponential enjoyability.

You can see a whole lot more on Facebook, MySpace and Photobucket

Here are a few thousand examples

http://www.jlaforums.com/album_cat.php?cat_id=53

wow, those are fake. XD

So, @82 has been with 9 girls.....The 9 centerfolds you looked at while you did yourself don't count

Left are natural, right are fake. Thats the beauty of natural breasts 82, they all look different. As apposed to skin covered beach balls. Now get back to class before the vice principal catches you.

If you think I'm insulting you, you're probably right.

Fake or not, she's hella cute and hot! Stop all the hating. Just appreciate the beauty or good photoshop work.

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

(MUSICAL BREAK)

Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,

Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,

So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)

If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)

They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

too bad, that would have been the best job ever.....


...ever

#40, actually....you upset me because of your ridiculously retarded name... "the dingo" LOSER

90- You don't want to make the dingo angry - it'll eat your baby!

For everyone who is saying the chick in the green's boobs look weird; hello? Gravity is smashing them down making them look weird! The fakies on the right are as hard as rocks so they are impervious to gravity! DUH!! I know this because I bang chicks upside down! That's right, space bat style!

Also, I'd motor boat both of them! I don't discriminate!!

4 Boobs! More BOOBS more FUN!!!

The responses about low self esteem or validation seeking women are killing me. You're just figuring this out now?

Have you ever wondered why an ex girlfriend you liked suddenly comes back into your life and calls you after your breakup?

Uh hello....... it's because she's seeking fulfillment from your validation, hoping you'll show her interest and chase her. ALL WOMEN need validation on some scale. Some more than most.

Read more at http://www.confessionsofamanwhore.com

:p

PS I'm into natural ta-tas more but those are some beautiful breasts. The ones saying "Gross" probably have Granny Flapjacks.

haha, boobs. Oh, and you know how the plural word for "cactus" is "cacti" ? well, I always wondered if the plural for the word "penis" was "peni" which it is obviously not since geekologie says "penises" !!! yay

AWESOME!!!!

100?

ONE HUNDRED!!!!

100 yeah. Wonderful post.
Let's not assume they are fake. Just weightless.
That is what I choose to believe.

ew @ those boobs.

in Europe we dont have this problem. Women are always topless on the beaches. Nothing new here for me, Im used to this.

WooooooW
O_O
anyone who has her telephone number? :-P

More NSFW pics here:

http://captain-hash.mybrute.com

Must See!!

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@104

You are a terible liar. Go shoot yourself in the head. Looser.

Just like I cannot spell.

Sheesh! So obviously PLASTIC. What in the WORLD is nice about flaps of skin filled with bags of water? You can see the edge of the bag through their skin! Maybe they (Disney) should take the camera out of the ride and have it focused on an inflatable swimming pool conveyor belt manufacturing system!

i like men, so this doesn't turn me on

Oh, come on there are face recognition techniques, why can't we adopt them for boobz?? Of course it was easier to hire ppl, but now they won't even do it, ha-ha.

71. aghast - May 8, 2009 7:16 AM

yup, you're right - these are too big to be natural ;)

95. Milkman - May 8, 2009 5:02 PM
dude, you're totally right! The fat ugly hippie-chick at ratemybody is just another proof.

Those are nasty boobs! should have left them censored!!!

asdasdsad

I didn't know that was so much of a problem that looking for boobs in pictures was a real job. That's crazy.

I didn't know that was so much of a problem that looking for boobs in pictures was a real job. That's crazy.

doesnt it trip you out how much free porn there is on the internet?

by far the most creative porn site yet is that 50 cent one http://www.cumpilations.com

sexy

beautifull picture :) :D wonderfull :D:D

thanks nice posts

The cake is a lie. You drew the titties on the wall.

Mmmm i love the boobs on the right girl

Whoah... nice... um... 'thingies', ladies.

HOLLY BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course this picture wasn't taken at Disneyland or the likes. A wooden handbar within reach from the rollercoaster wouldn't get an ok even in LA or Florida. But both girls look very nice and the question which one had a job done, well, it's unimportant, as most of us would NEVEr ever get to touch a premium girl like this anyways! Let's keep on dreaming!

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