May 7 2009Good News: Disney Relocates Employees Normally Responsible For Finding And Deleting Boobs In Roller Coaster Pictures

You know how there's a camera that takes a picture of you on the steepest drop of a roller coaster? And then the park tries to peddle said photo after you get off the ride? Yeah, well Disney used to have boob-scanning personnel that would look at all the pictures before they appeared to patrons so no child would catch an eyeful. But now, thanks to the economy, not any more! So get out there and flaunt it! Boobs. I'm talking boobs, not penises.
And, since I love you, I included the NSFW NSFW NSFW uncensored version of the picture above after the jump.

Way More Boobs About to Make Disneyland Rollercoasters Exciting Again [gizmodo]
Thanks to trishna87 and egleaves, who both puked riding Space Mountain.
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Reader Comments
1. Bewbs - May 7, 2009 5:11 PM
Gotta love dem bewbz.
2. lolcopter - May 7, 2009 5:13 PM
first, and whoa,.................. nice.
3. WOOT! - May 7, 2009 5:14 PM
Fake bewbs FTW!
4. gareth - May 7, 2009 5:14 PM
FAKE!
5. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 7, 2009 5:15 PM
So I can go back to flashing the cameras at Disneyland? AWESOME! Have they finished re-doing Space Mountain yet? Oh well, Matterhorn will work!
6. McCracken - May 7, 2009 5:17 PM
Weird...... Put a shirt on people.
7. Grace....MY BOOBS LOOK BETTER - May 7, 2009 5:17 PM
Those boobs look great, but mine look a whole lot better.
http://www.ratemybody.com/profile_1079373_wnkrd.html
8. mowzah - May 7, 2009 5:20 PM
@7: no they dont
9. Moose Knuckle - May 7, 2009 5:22 PM
Now it really is the HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH! :)
10. ultradev - May 7, 2009 5:26 PM
Ya gotta love girls with low self esteem!
11. Dirjel - May 7, 2009 5:27 PM
GW is awesome. We <3 you.
12. aznterrorist - May 7, 2009 5:31 PM
i think i'm about to pew pew pew...
http://at52.mybrute.com/ <---- fight meeee!
13. 1<38008Z - May 7, 2009 5:31 PM
YAAAAY!
14. aranda - May 7, 2009 5:32 PM
daisy sucks
15. sirrix - May 7, 2009 5:33 PM
Wuh to the -erd. Never knew this was a phenomenon but sounds like a plan to me.
@7: Number 8 is correct. You're fugly.
16. Victoria - May 7, 2009 5:33 PM
Damn, #4 got there before me :(
They are some fake-ass titties though.
17. Angel Mass - May 7, 2009 5:37 PM
Silicone valley
18. jose arcadio bundia - May 7, 2009 5:47 PM
@7 u fail , they don't
@8 ur right ..
bewbz .. why men dun have bewbz ..
19. Drunkman - May 7, 2009 5:47 PM
Tickets to amusement park: $38
Funnel Cake: $8
Roller Coaster Picture: $12
Implants that defy 4 g of force: Priceless
20. biz-ryan - May 7, 2009 5:49 PM
you can tell they are fake, the shadows are not right
21. ned - May 7, 2009 5:50 PM
wow i gotta get me to disney land.
22. naas - May 7, 2009 5:58 PM
thank you for finally posting some boobage GW
23. kind - May 7, 2009 5:59 PM
That is NOT Disney. Disney doesn't have wooden roller coasters...that's some other happiest place on earth, in that picture.
24. AtomicSquid - May 7, 2009 5:59 PM
Happy that the employees are gone but really...couldn't they have just created a simple "boob recognition" program to scan the photos before posting to the public? Disney's ignorance is our reward!
25. MacMaster - May 7, 2009 6:03 PM
Wow, wi Was not expecting fairly good looking bewbies! Niiiice!
26. Keff - May 7, 2009 6:04 PM
Wow, fake boob win. Tan line fail.
YUCK
27. jimmy - May 7, 2009 6:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEAT THAT 6 FLAGS!!!!!!
28. a - May 7, 2009 6:21 PM
me likey
29. trishna87 - May 7, 2009 6:21 PM
Lost my bloody hat on that ride.
THAT RIDE HAD NO SEATBELTS! I remember freaking out.
30. Gabe to the power of PEW - May 7, 2009 6:26 PM
@26
Tan lines are awesome~!
Especially on those mammories
OM NOM NOM NOM!
31. DH - May 7, 2009 6:41 PM
FAKE! this is a complete silicone-shop job.
32. truk - May 7, 2009 6:46 PM
thanks-- funny how seeing boobs in places you don't expect them is better somehow.
@7- sell me the time machine you used to put together that outfit, I've got to add a keyboard to my tie collection.
33. truk - May 7, 2009 6:48 PM
oops, forgot--- I would totally put my fingers into that girl ...assuming she would let me (and she would;)
34. wazmeister05 - May 7, 2009 6:58 PM
@7 No offence but that's kinda sad, a website called "rate my body"? It's basically a MySpace with nothing but posing pictures on it.... It's basically just MySpace. But more forward.
35. scurl - May 7, 2009 7:10 PM
this reminds me of when i went do disneyland when i was 11. i rode space mountain 8 times in a day. best day ever.
36. captain - May 7, 2009 7:21 PM
Screw boobs, get on brute
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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37. donna - May 7, 2009 7:22 PM
Well you can tell they aren't natural since they aren't even jiggling a tiny biut.
Boring.
38. Daisy - May 7, 2009 7:39 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max drove cross country to go to a theme park, and when he got there it was closed. So he flipped out and made the security guard open the park for him. Later the owner of the place heard MAxs story and understood, so he didn't press charges.
39. Lady Byrd - May 7, 2009 7:43 PM
I hate when people do shit like this on a ride. If you want to be an idiot, do it in a photo booth. Don't ruin everyone else's day with it. They didn't stand in line for an hour just to find out they have to do it all over again (in order to get a photo) because you felt the need to be a moron.
For instance: My best friend and I once almost "died" on a ride at Magic Mountain (we were stuck at the highest peak of X2 for 15 minutes and they didn't know why until the ride started back up again). It was the first time I was genuinely scared for my life on a rollercoaster, and some prick had the nerve to flick off the camera so we couldn't get the photo of that very memorable moment. And I'm sure it was the perfect "Oh shit" face to capture forever.
40. The dingo - May 7, 2009 7:47 PM
Lmao shut up lady bird cuz from the posts about the only person upset is your ass
41. Bones C - May 7, 2009 8:13 PM
awsome pic and it looks like the gemini at cedar point in sandusky ,ohio.
42. drew - May 7, 2009 8:52 PM
ZERO G BEWBAGE!!!!!!
43. truk - May 7, 2009 9:00 PM
clarification:
by "that girl" I mean the obviously of age one with t!ts.
44. mrrgl - May 7, 2009 9:03 PM
Gross and Grosser
45. anon - May 7, 2009 9:04 PM
if some final destination sh*t happened right then, her boobs would be the only thing that survived. Those things look bolted on.
46. anon - May 7, 2009 9:19 PM
but seriously, only insecure chicks with boob jobs flash their boobs like that because girls who've had great looking breasts all their life don't need the validation some chicks get from constantly flashing the titays. Unless you're built like minnie mouse up top, no natural titays will look good (beared) on a roller coaster. At that speed they would probably take out the person sitting next to them. Flop city.
47. Scaldy - May 7, 2009 9:25 PM
There used to be a site called Splashmountain.com where all the workers would post boob shots from the ride cameras.
There used to be a guy from a local amusment park who would frequent that site and tell us coworkers about his 'follies'.
48. hopesrus - May 7, 2009 9:53 PM
IS IT JUST ME or does the girl with the green shirt's boobs look weird, i dont know, the other girl might have fake boobs but she looks nice, and her face is nice, but the other girl, i dont know her boobs just look weird, and so does her face.
BEWBS RULE!!!
49. Polly pureheart - May 7, 2009 10:08 PM
I always thought Disney Land was for assholes and conformists... until I saw this picture. ... Gimmie my mouse ears! I'm going bitch!
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
50. Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish - May 7, 2009 10:23 PM
Yes! This is my one chance!
Who's going to Disneyland with me?
51. Sloppy Hand - May 7, 2009 10:37 PM
Gimme that boob
52. matt - May 7, 2009 10:46 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
53. Valerie - May 7, 2009 11:53 PM
I dunno, guys.... I think girl on the right might have real boobs. Newton's first law and everything... the gravitational pull at the first hint of the ride dropping would give an anti-gravity quality to boobs.
Or, they're fake. Either way... come on! Boobs! Un-gross ones! Rather nice ones, actually.... so don't bitch!
54. intermission - May 7, 2009 11:54 PM
#10- YOUR RIGHT, PROB WHY THEY DID IT.
I LIKE THE BOOBS OF IN THE GREEN SHIRT..BUT THATS JUST ME..OR MAYBE NOT JUSTTT ME?
55. Tap Zepol - May 8, 2009 12:03 AM
They really frown upon flashing there. I didn't expect to see my picture on the wall when I flashed on Splash Mountain, but when I asked to purchase the pic, they told me, "We do not sell keep photographs of lewd acts of immaturity and stupidity." That lady was harsh. I didn't think a dude flashing would be such a big deal, they let us walk around topless in their water parks...
56. Flonkerton - May 8, 2009 12:16 AM
The best entry on geekologie. Ever. Ever.
57. Kidiu - May 8, 2009 12:18 AM
Ugh, their fake jugs are gross looking.
Mine are much better.
58. Vexor - May 8, 2009 12:19 AM
@ 53 FINALLY! A real geek! Someone who looks at breasts, and thinks about Newton. Force = Mass x Acceleration. And don't forget: bodies in motion tend to stay in motion. Inertia FTW!
59. JJtoob - May 8, 2009 12:24 AM
I PEW PEWed in my pants.
60. Jon - May 8, 2009 12:39 AM
@ 47
The website is flashmountain.com
61. Aids - May 8, 2009 1:14 AM
I love this!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com/
Captain hash is gay cause he loves penis and not boobs
62. GhettoT - May 8, 2009 1:21 AM
Never BAck Down is now on my Netflix list.
63. Larrythefatcat - May 8, 2009 2:09 AM
I'm pretty sure I saw this picture for the first time AT LEAST two years ago...
Therefore it definitely has nothing to do with the present economy and as others have said, it's definitely not from Disneyland.
In other words: IT'S A TRAP!!!
64. Dr. Death - May 8, 2009 4:12 AM
@7 take your shirt off and ask again
65. barty9 - May 8, 2009 4:50 AM
AWESOME! me likes
66. ZXT - May 8, 2009 5:17 AM
Wow! Are they serious? I'm packing now.
67. starfish14 - May 8, 2009 5:46 AM
fake!
check this out:: origami iron man!
http://chosetec.darkclan.net/origami/
68. me - May 8, 2009 6:56 AM
yeah...
http://www.flashmountain.net/
69. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 7:14 AM
GOOD MORNING GEEKOLOGIE! This is going to be a great friday. Hey GW, you think you could turn off the language filter now that you are posting titties?
70. aghast - May 8, 2009 7:16 AM
OMFG
The internet has won.
U retards think the gal in green has fake ones (48 even thinks there is something strange about them. Yup. That would be that they are REAL) ...and one person actually thinks if either set is genuine it is the one on the right.
Do the males frequenting this site spend any face time with live human females let alone their bare breasts?
71. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 7:37 AM
@71
I do. I am a fat bitch pimp. Mmm.....BOOBS!
72. Gar - May 8, 2009 8:12 AM
For some reasons, i start liking Geekologie.
73. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 8:20 AM
@36
Your post is proof you're an idiot. You would chose a stupid game over titties. What a loser.
74. a retard - May 8, 2009 8:23 AM
yeah green boobs are fake and the other ones are just wonderful magically delicious
75. Grant - May 8, 2009 8:36 AM
Thios definitely isn't disney world. The picture looks like it was taken is some guy's basement on a roller coaster film set or something
76. Darth - May 8, 2009 9:04 AM
The left girl has the best mouthshot.It's not only about the boobs.It's about the whole picture.
77. Boogeyman King Dong - May 8, 2009 9:06 AM
As a whole picture,i like them both.
78. catch22 - May 8, 2009 9:17 AM
@30
yes tanlines are great
tanned women are like chicken
...the white parts are the best
79. Granny - May 8, 2009 9:22 AM
THOSE ARE FAKEEEEE!!!!!
80. jim - May 8, 2009 9:27 AM
oh yeah fake tittie b!tches suck my d!ck
81. hopesrus - May 8, 2009 9:36 AM
at 71. aghast
of the 9 girls i been with, none of them had boobs that looked like that, they might be natural in the girl with the green shirt, but they look weird, maybe she needs a boob job,
82. Gabe to the power of PEW - May 8, 2009 10:33 AM
@79 You are wise beyond your years.
Let it be known that today is a magical day at Geekologie!
I am currently writing a letter to President Obama to ask him to commerate such a wonderful day.
GW, you really understand what matters to us.
Dinosaurs, boobs, NOM NOMs and PEW PEW PEW!
Appendix #1 NOM NOMs and boobs can be combined for exponential enjoyability.
83. Bobby Ewing - May 8, 2009 11:45 AM
You can see a whole lot more on Facebook, MySpace and Photobucket
Here are a few thousand examples
http://www.jlaforums.com/album_cat.php?cat_id=53
84. Jen - May 8, 2009 12:11 PM
wow, those are fake. XD
85. Momboelitist - May 8, 2009 12:16 PM
So, @82 has been with 9 girls.....The 9 centerfolds you looked at while you did yourself don't count
Left are natural, right are fake. Thats the beauty of natural breasts 82, they all look different. As apposed to skin covered beach balls. Now get back to class before the vice principal catches you.
If you think I'm insulting you, you're probably right.
86. wow - May 8, 2009 12:56 PM
Fake or not, she's hella cute and hot! Stop all the hating. Just appreciate the beauty or good photoshop work.
87. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 1:14 PM
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Really like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(Got to wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
(MUSICAL BREAK)
Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you like boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Down in the locker room,
Just we boys,
Beatin' down the locker room
With all that noise,
Singin' do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Do you wear your jock a lot?
(Yes, I wear my jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Got to wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
'Cause, down on the football,
Football field,
You never can tell
What a heel can wield,
So you gotta wear your jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
Jock a lot, jock a lot.
(You gotta wear your jock a lot.)
If I had a flag-a-long,
(If I had a flag-a-long.)
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If I had a long flag-a-long,
If you like boobs a lot, tag along
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)
They're big and round,
They're all around.
They're big and round,
They're all around.
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
88. catch22 - May 8, 2009 1:25 PM
too bad, that would have been the best job ever.....
...ever
89. yo - May 8, 2009 2:56 PM
#40, actually....you upset me because of your ridiculously retarded name... "the dingo" LOSER
90. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 8, 2009 3:13 PM
90- You don't want to make the dingo angry - it'll eat your baby!
91. JFreezy - May 8, 2009 3:27 PM
For everyone who is saying the chick in the green's boobs look weird; hello? Gravity is smashing them down making them look weird! The fakies on the right are as hard as rocks so they are impervious to gravity! DUH!! I know this because I bang chicks upside down! That's right, space bat style!
92. JFreezy - May 8, 2009 3:28 PM
Also, I'd motor boat both of them! I don't discriminate!!
93. JoMama - May 8, 2009 3:32 PM
4 Boobs! More BOOBS more FUN!!!
94. Milkman - May 8, 2009 5:02 PM
The responses about low self esteem or validation seeking women are killing me. You're just figuring this out now?
Have you ever wondered why an ex girlfriend you liked suddenly comes back into your life and calls you after your breakup?
Uh hello....... it's because she's seeking fulfillment from your validation, hoping you'll show her interest and chase her. ALL WOMEN need validation on some scale. Some more than most.
Read more at http://www.confessionsofamanwhore.com
:p
PS I'm into natural ta-tas more but those are some beautiful breasts. The ones saying "Gross" probably have Granny Flapjacks.
95. Laurennnnnn - May 8, 2009 5:20 PM
haha, boobs. Oh, and you know how the plural word for "cactus" is "cacti" ? well, I always wondered if the plural for the word "penis" was "peni" which it is obviously not since geekologie says "penises" !!! yay
96. Watch-303 - May 8, 2009 6:55 PM
AWESOME!!!!
97. ClaMs - May 8, 2009 10:25 PM
100?
98. ClaMs - May 8, 2009 10:28 PM
ONE HUNDRED!!!!
99. Quik - May 8, 2009 11:12 PM
100 yeah. Wonderful post.
Let's not assume they are fake. Just weightless.
That is what I choose to believe.
100. . - May 9, 2009 1:12 AM
ew @ those boobs.
101. travolta - May 9, 2009 1:14 AM
in Europe we dont have this problem. Women are always topless on the beaches. Nothing new here for me, Im used to this.
102. Kappe - May 9, 2009 10:33 AM
WooooooW
O_O
anyone who has her telephone number? :-P
103. Captain - May 9, 2009 1:55 PM
More NSFW pics here:
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
Must See!!
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104. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 11, 2009 3:36 PM
@104
You are a terible liar. Go shoot yourself in the head. Looser.
105. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 11, 2009 3:39 PM
Just like I cannot spell.
106. Ramon - May 13, 2009 5:40 PM
Sheesh! So obviously PLASTIC. What in the WORLD is nice about flaps of skin filled with bags of water? You can see the edge of the bag through their skin! Maybe they (Disney) should take the camera out of the ride and have it focused on an inflatable swimming pool conveyor belt manufacturing system!
107. sucks dick - August 29, 2009 11:14 AM
i like men, so this doesn't turn me on
108. ArticIce(Juice) - September 23, 2009 4:45 PM
Oh, come on there are face recognition techniques, why can't we adopt them for boobz?? Of course it was easier to hire ppl, but now they won't even do it, ha-ha.
109. ArticIce(Juice) - September 23, 2009 5:09 PM
71. aghast - May 8, 2009 7:16 AM
yup, you're right - these are too big to be natural ;)
95. Milkman - May 8, 2009 5:02 PM
dude, you're totally right! The fat ugly hippie-chick at ratemybody is just another proof.
110. Oro - October 26, 2009 12:10 PM
Those are nasty boobs! should have left them censored!!!
111. sikiş - December 6, 2009 1:04 PM
asdasdsad
112. Luna - December 14, 2009 11:45 AM
I didn't know that was so much of a problem that looking for boobs in pictures was a real job. That's crazy.
113. Porno izle - February 1, 2010 4:06 PM
I didn't know that was so much of a problem that looking for boobs in pictures was a real job. That's crazy.
114. Johnny Drama - February 5, 2010 3:15 AM
doesnt it trip you out how much free porn there is on the internet?
115. Johnny Drama - February 5, 2010 3:17 AM
by far the most creative porn site yet is that 50 cent one http://www.cumpilations.com
116. me - February 12, 2010 3:10 PM
sexy
117. Rend - March 11, 2010 2:43 PM
beautifull picture :) :D wonderfull :D:D
118. porno - March 27, 2010 1:48 PM
thanks nice posts
119. Crazy - August 9, 2010 4:33 PM
The cake is a lie. You drew the titties on the wall.
120. Calyster the add and firstard hater - August 9, 2010 6:06 PM
Mmmm i love the boobs on the right girl
121. Eud - September 15, 2010 6:58 PM
Whoah... nice... um... 'thingies', ladies.
122. jabon - September 24, 2010 1:11 PM
HOLLY BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
123. nuni - February 15, 2011 5:42 PM
Of course this picture wasn't taken at Disneyland or the likes. A wooden handbar within reach from the rollercoaster wouldn't get an ok even in LA or Florida. But both girls look very nice and the question which one had a job done, well, it's unimportant, as most of us would NEVEr ever get to touch a premium girl like this anyways! Let's keep on dreaming!