May 21 2009Girl Miraculously Escapes Darwin Award Despite Diving In Front Of Truck For iPod
Apparently some 16-year old girl dove into traffic because she dropped her iPod in the street and had already blasted her remaining brains out at level 11 volume.
The girl was walking across the street on Tuesday when she dropped her iPod. She went back to grab it in moving traffic and was, unsurprisingly, hit by the approaching pickup truck. She suffered a broken leg, but hey, her iPod is OK!
Now this is the time where I close my eyes and daydream about being the person driving the truck. OH. UH-OH! LADY LOOK OU.... There were no survivors.
Brilliant Girl Jumps In Front of a Pickup Truck to Save iPod [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. deman531 - May 21, 2009 2:42 PM
first!!!
2. Della Torre - May 21, 2009 2:43 PM
This girl is a keeper, I envy the lucky guy who's gonna end up with her.
3. gizmoduck - May 21, 2009 2:43 PM
thats truck is all toe up
4. gizmoduck - May 21, 2009 2:44 PM
also, it looks like she needs some awesome iPod accessories
>:3
griffintechnolgy be-a!
5. STOMPY - May 21, 2009 2:47 PM
I'd dive in front of a truck for some xbox shoes... or maybe a priceless golaith drink stirrer...
6. gizmoduck - May 21, 2009 2:47 PM
there ya go, now look both ways
7. Tennist0 - May 21, 2009 2:51 PM
broken arm... maybe $1000 in fees, an ipod nowadays costs way more
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 21, 2009 2:53 PM
This wasn't Goliath's ipod. It was his drink stirrer.
Now he just uses this dumb bitch's broken leg as a drink stirrer.
9. Heather - May 21, 2009 3:04 PM
Props to this kid's parents for bringing up a well-adjusted young woman with logical priorities.
10. catch22 - May 21, 2009 3:16 PM
girl's mother: "damn the sabotage on the belt clip failed"
girl's father. "we best frey the lining of her pockets and hire a more competent truck driver next time"
11. Daisy - May 21, 2009 3:36 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was asked by the judge what his score was, and he said I don't know, I don't keep score. This upset the judge who shot a great round and wanted to brag, so he pressed Max asking him how he judged himself against other golfers. Max who was about 18 inches taller than the judge said - by their height.
12. Daisy - May 21, 2009 5:54 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was asked by the judge what his score was, and he said "I don't know, I don't keep score." This upset the judge who shot a great round and wanted to brag, so he pressed Max asking him how he judged himself against other golfers. Max who was about 18 inches taller than the judge said - by their height.
13. tdxstra - May 21, 2009 6:10 PM
ha daisy = double post fail
14. Clamdigger - May 21, 2009 7:32 PM
Go easy @ 13 she may have just been hit by a truck.
15. pjo - May 21, 2009 7:33 PM
I'm surprised she didn't stab herself to death learning to eat with a fork.
16. aids - May 21, 2009 8:22 PM
She should've died god i hate when idiots stay alive!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com/
17. lala - May 21, 2009 9:37 PM
almost an hero
18. GLADIATOR - May 21, 2009 9:40 PM
HEADLINE: DAMN IT!!! LOOK WHAT HER HEAD DID TO MY FRONT BUMPER! SAMN AUDIOPHILE!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
19. Jaded Icon - May 22, 2009 7:09 AM
Hindsight is....well you know. I'm pretty sure she regrets her split decision instinct to make a grab for it. (i've seen other people do worse), but admittedly if she would do it again then I would be the first in line to tell her she is a waste of space. That being said.....GW is she hot?
20. Nero - May 22, 2009 9:56 AM
The iPod must have been important for the girl!
21. Rhialto - May 22, 2009 9:58 AM
This is what you get when parents give their kids hardly something.
22. mack - May 22, 2009 2:55 PM
lol noooo
employees fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-384
23. ech0z - May 24, 2009 12:31 AM
roflLOL SO MUCH RONG WITH THIS POST ROFLOL.
jesus, kids are dumb these days>>> HHM IPOD OR BODY...........................................................................IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11121