May 18 2009Geekologie Reader Make USB Gluestick

Young Geekologie Reader Izzy Slypig went and made himself a 1GB gluestick flashdrive. It rotates up and out of the container as you twist the bottom. That is all. But, if you've ever wanted to steal computer files from preschool, now's your chance.
Hit the jump for three more shots of the drive in various states of twist.



Thanks Izzy, now make me one in a pair of safety scissors and I'll be set.
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Reader Comments
1. Dmandoodle - May 18, 2009 9:18 AM
AWESOME
2. Dmandoodle - May 18, 2009 9:19 AM
Wow I was first, and possibly second.
3. MatthewC - May 18, 2009 9:22 AM
I'm scared that it says this was posted today at 15:30...
it's only 14:22!!!!
4. MatthewC - May 18, 2009 9:23 AM
I'm scared that it says this was posted today at 15:30...
it's only 14:22!!!!
5. Heather - May 18, 2009 9:24 AM
3: OMG! GW broke the time barrier at last!! NO ONE IS SAFE!!
In other news, I kinda like the USB. 'Tis cute. And it's about time we steal documents and make those kindergartners pay.
6. Yeha - May 18, 2009 9:26 AM
Definitely one of the better ideas for a novelty USB stick.
7. Brittney - May 18, 2009 9:27 AM
I WANT ONE!!!!
w00t! SIX!
i think the usb is awesome. i'd buy one!
8. Brittney - May 18, 2009 9:28 AM
I WANT ONE!!!!
w00t! SIX!
i think the usb is awesome. i'd buy one! but then again, i am retarded. :P
9. STOMPY - May 18, 2009 9:28 AM
I'd probably get confused and just eat it thinking it were a real glue stick...
10. Brittney - May 18, 2009 9:29 AM
oops. i mean seven. and eight. and now nine.
11. STOMPY - May 18, 2009 9:31 AM
Wellcome to failtown, population: Brittney...
12. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - May 18, 2009 9:39 AM
Who would carry that? You are not in preschool.
http://jfect.mybrute.com
13. Mesarim - May 18, 2009 9:40 AM
I use it at work, and it's almost like pre-school here in the bank.
14. Clamdigger - May 18, 2009 9:45 AM
@ 10 and nine must have been thrilled
15. Timbo - May 18, 2009 9:48 AM
I wouldn't have picked a gluestick, but cool idea anyways.
16. a retard - May 18, 2009 9:50 AM
where are the zippo usb cards?
17. Chuck Nunchuck - May 18, 2009 9:54 AM
Another Monday. *sigh*
Based on these pics, I'm gonna go ahead and assume this kid was forced to make about 1,000 of these by his parents in their basement with that homework ball and chain. I'm sad now.
18. Daisy - May 18, 2009 9:58 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx was an ice cream man and he'd say things like stop me when I'm passing by, and he'd say he has all flavors and push ups too. One time a girl said she wanted to try his bomb pop and he charged her $1.25.
19. The Dwarfer - May 18, 2009 10:01 AM
I made this one >>>>
20. The Dwarfer - May 18, 2009 10:02 AM
http://img20.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wiiusb.jpg
21. Clamdigger - May 18, 2009 10:02 AM
Sorry for post 14 couldn't resist the 7 ate 9 post from Brittney @10......
Great idea but I lose the USB when it's not disguised
22. ALASKA-The Great Land - May 18, 2009 10:14 AM
dont put anything important on that if you lost it you'd be in a sticky situation.
23. ClaMs - May 18, 2009 10:23 AM
Sniff and Save
24. I2 - May 18, 2009 10:29 AM
You finally finished it Ian. Congrats.
25. Ollie Williams - May 18, 2009 10:51 AM
The comedic value of the comments section has dramatically declined.
26. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 18, 2009 10:55 AM
Sadly, I concur with Ollie - now I must stab myself in the eye with a flash drive...
27. JohnHurt - May 18, 2009 11:05 AM
I know it's a pointless thing to say, but it appears that Izzy is so bad at cut-then-fold papercraft that he needs to use a glue stick. All of the little papercrafties in those shots are from Cubeecraft.com, and they're specifically designed so you dont have to use any adhesive at all.
So in short, GET BETTER AT THINGS IZZY.
And yes I'm a jerk,
28. Robin - May 18, 2009 11:06 AM
Alex, please contact me!
29. StephenLeo - May 18, 2009 11:42 AM
Love IT!! Love the paper marios in the back also!
30. blp - May 18, 2009 12:02 PM
You could make a similar one with a Push Pop!
31. Pee pants - May 18, 2009 12:34 PM
I can't beleive this i made the exact same thing last week but woth a bluetooth drive i knew i should have posted it
32. Rhialto - May 18, 2009 1:05 PM
If James Bond's Q did see this,he would have right away a flashback to his youngest childhood and would be deeply moved.
33. Galtacticus - May 18, 2009 1:14 PM
These are the results of a four years old kid after following the Geekologie Website for two days!
34. GLADIATOR - May 18, 2009 2:27 PM
Simple ... yet functionally ingenious
Good job!
Come and join my brute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
35. Ian Cunningham - May 18, 2009 3:38 PM
Yea! Thanks for all the support guys! Btw it was like 1 am when I made those cubecraft things.
36. Aids - May 18, 2009 5:46 PM
Those are some smart kids to be stealing files in preschool.
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
37. Jaded Icon - May 19, 2009 6:55 AM
Well, I guess now-a-day's you have to train you spies at an early age.
38. Captain - May 19, 2009 11:04 AM
MUST SEE!! >>
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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39. kirby1224 - May 19, 2009 8:49 PM
Yeah bro!
40. boopev - August 22, 2009 11:27 PM
didn't he just stick a usb in a glue stick? i tried it, it works.