May 22 2009Fun At The Fair: Animal Hand Paintings

Truly awesome, I want to hand paint too :)

makes masterbating more exciting!

nooooo lowering the tone already. :( I was thinking of more cheerful things, like great stuff for halloween or something.... anyway GW was also making a self pleasuring reference as well...

the person 3 comments below me is a hoboblower.

@4
This isn't golaiths person 3 comments. It is his hoboblower.

I have a feeling penis touching will be a long running topic on this post...and never back down.

i will be working the photoshop magic to dupe these awesomer hand paintings! Thank you for this p0st. warning: follow arthurbarbato at your own risk. seeing a man a bout an ad ;P

FAKE! The shadows are all wrong.......and the eagles beak is crooked.
Reminds me of the time I painted my ding-dong as a python and tried to catch my brothers hamster. Needless to say, hamsters have sharp teeth, and don't like pythons poking round their exercise wheels.....

FAIL!

FAKE! The shadows are all wrong.......and the eagles beak is crooked.
Reminds me of the time I painted my ding-dong as a python and tried to catch my brothers hamster. Needless to say, hamsters have sharp teeth, and don't like pythons poking round their exercise wheels.....

FAIL!

Pretty cool.....except I saw these a year and a half ago..... Seriously....

Reminds me of the time I painted my breasts to look like...breasts.

So I'm not that creative. Sue me. BOOBEHS!

Aaawwwwwww I love it
Oh my gooooddddd... Look at the cheetah! That is so lovely!
Get outta heeeeree! How cute is that giraffe? My favorite.
Oh my god... I am so getting one.
wow.

OH LOOK ITS AN EMAIL MY MOTHER SENT ME A DECADE AGO

@13.

how true. lol

the giraffe hand is missing a finger o.0

@11
Heather,
If you're gonna slut around, I'm gonna have to ask you to *fellace my junk.

*not sure if fellace is a real word*
But it sounds friendly compared to suck or blow, doesn't it?

--
As Prince William prances around the castle's garden, a meerkat sprouts out of the muddy ground.

"Bloody bonkers! Scared the crap outta me!"

The creature is petrified like it sees a death-monsta as Prince William stood in front of it, oblivious.

"Hello, little fella... Would you like to fellace my phallus?"

This isn't Goliaths hand painting, it is his drink stirrer.

And these remind me of that time I painted my hand to look like a velociraptor so that it'd give me a blow job.

Neat. This is Memorial Day Weekend, so this is a little fitting with the carnival face painting and all. The GW, making things come together since.......this morning.

@16

Like a modern ricki ticki tavy. You've made me proud!

@16: You're right. Sounds way classier.

Those are pretty "handy"...

And be "handy", I mean "fisting"

Oooooolllllldddddddd

@5

WTF.

For those of you planning on beatin' it to their creature of choice, make sure the paint is dry first.

My dick looks like its made of marble. But after the flamingo fellatio, it looks like I spilt a strawberry shake on it.

@23
This was like that place with the during the entire throughput then some while if wanted to join in with the where else following while they brought all some...

these have been around for 2yrs or so . . . you'll want to use water based paint . . . i'm still walking around with a sucker fish on my hand . . . i keep my hand in my pocket . . . a lot.

great job

New post please...

@25

i see.

today's insult will be formulated by combining a swear and an item found in an orchestra.

dick trumpet

Ha, geek, your readers are so judgemental aren't they???

@29
This isn't golaith's dick trumpet. It is his skin flute.

They clearly have too much time on their hands... get it... hands... ok i am done.

ya

This isn't Goliaths rosey palm, it's his drink stirrer.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was working with monkeys, and a terribly disfigured human whose forehead was so big it was a fivehead in a military test lab. They found out the monkeys were going to be killed and let them escape in the circus with Kahn noonian singh. Later they learned how to talk and took over the earth.

Best hand jobs ever!!
@11 Heather do you have any pics I'm an art critic and would like to give you my professional opinion on your work.
...on a completely different note does anyone know how to get oil-based paint off of an A$$ Baton ?

If any of you had any brains at all you would apply the paint directly to the penis. Of course your paint strokes would have to be in a rapid up and down motion though.

FELATE

FELATE FELATE FELATE

It's actually a word and sounds a million times better than "fellace"

you ignorant morons.

WOW! THE ALLIGATOR AND THE BALD EAGLE LOOK VERY REALISTIC

Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

Yeah, whatever... check out this 1970s British Kids TV classic... erm, maybe not !
Jeez , we we're glad when Battle of the Planets came along ,!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sBCJ7KQ7I0

old?....more like ancient

awesome
I don't care if it's old mr.GW!

Quite handy these animals.Not clumsy at all.

@38
...and you spelled it incorrectly. Who's ignorant now?
I want you to go back to school and fellace the teacher. And then me...

Mommy, the zebra just flicked me off.

Ummmm.... saw this in middle school folks.

@13
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Just what i always wanted!
Animal painted on my hands to jack off with.........
*goes dies in a fire*

http://std-aids.mybrute.com

D'aww, that giraffe is so cute.

This just made me go all "C:"

...and jesus christ I haven't really been reading the comments for a while but...

I really really hate a lot of people here.

I know you hate it when people call things 'old', and usually I agree with you, but this stuff has been online since before blogs. God knows how many times I got this via email.

Seriously, since before blogs and blogger and geekologie and boingboing and YouTube. When I still used to use Mirc cos MSN wasn't stable enough. When pop up blockers were needed cos those damn popups would slow down your browser as well. Before Firefox even, when Netscape was the other way. Remember those days? When a 'hotmail' email address was still considered cool. During the dial up era. I had downloaded these pics via my 56k modem. They're THAT old. Seriously.

i want this person to do my next tattoo

PAINTINGSHOPPED.....

NOT FAKE
This is made by a professional body painter, just check out his website:

http://guidodaniele.com/bodypaint01.htm

The guy is awesome!

if he masturbates does that count as sex with an elephant? if so, he wins

@ 51

It may be "old", but seriously Firefox? What are you 45 yrs old or something? I'm sure there are a few 12 yr olds that have never seen these pics. GW isn't claiming to be original in finding this stuff, he just brings in what's cool or just worth a passing glance. At least in a year or two you will be glad it's here because soon you'll be forgeting stuff, a lot.

@8-9
this is not a fake, ive seen this guy paint its all talent

last

It's a good idea .Thank you.