May 29 2009Fried Footwear: Mmmm, Bacon Loafers
These are bacon loafers by Keds. They are fully customizable by choosing different colors for the thread, elastic, midsole, etc., and will set you back $60 (I made these ones as bacon-y as possible and if you argue that I should have made the elastic red instead of pink you're wrong, pink is the color of raw bacon and I love it). Unfortunately, it appears they're only available in women's sizes (because women love sizzling meat -- am I right, girls?), which is a problem seeing how I'm a size 12 *wink*. Long story short, I'm sawing all my toes off.
Thanks to naas, who doesn't need to buy a woman bacon shoes to get his meat around her feet. YOW YOW!
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Reader Comments
1. STOMPY - May 29, 2009 11:27 AM
I wonder if they make your feet smell like bacon...
2. T-Stan - May 29, 2009 11:27 AM
Mmmmmmmm!
3. carlos - May 29, 2009 11:28 AM
the deal of the day on amazon is BACONNAISE! lol. "makes everything taste like bacon for 20% off"
4. naas - May 29, 2009 11:32 AM
YES! YES! YES!
DO WANT, very much so
5. 24-bit whore - May 29, 2009 11:36 AM
Those are absolutely beautiful.
..and I bet naas doesn't need to buy a lady shoes to flaunt his meat, but look at how much he.. we talk about bacon!
☺
6. yan - May 29, 2009 11:40 AM
"MEATS" my seal of approval
http://www.meatspin.com
7. Quik - May 29, 2009 11:43 AM
Enough with the bacon already... geeze.
Boo Bacon!
That's right... I said it. What.
8. Clamdigger - May 29, 2009 11:46 AM
Bacon the other pink meat
9. naas - May 29, 2009 11:46 AM
@7 enough with the bacon NOTHIN! Boo you & your crabby mood today.
You quit complaining over there, it's been all robots and the threat of a metal apocalypse this morning up until now & for YOU all the sudden it's too much bacon. Pffft. Don't be a softy & lighten up - it's friday and I just requested a pair of these in a men's size 12
10. /Eyeroll - May 29, 2009 11:50 AM
@Stompy.... you half beat me on this one.
I was going to say I want them to be scratch n sniff D:
@7 - There can never be enough bacon... I had a BLT for dinner last night and some bacon with my breakfast this morning. Don't blame people for liking bacon... Blame god for making pigs so friggin deeeeeelicious mmm
11. naas - May 29, 2009 11:58 AM
@10 well spoken, I will follow you anywhere that serves bacon
12. Pew³ - May 29, 2009 12:01 PM
I don't like bacon.
Ha. I just wanted to see what that looked like. I love bacon. My favorite lately has been the extra thick smoked bacon with the seasoning on it.
mmmmmmmm
13. naas - May 29, 2009 12:03 PM
It's going to be a good day
14. Heather - May 29, 2009 12:06 PM
Ooooh...DO want! Very much!
15. Brick Top - May 29, 2009 12:14 PM
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
16. GRAMMARNAZI - May 29, 2009 12:16 PM
This just supports my view that stupid people will buy anything.
17. jok - May 29, 2009 12:22 PM
shoes smell
warning label fail
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-404
18. GLADIATOR - May 29, 2009 12:27 PM
How can you eat bacon without the eggs and toast ... Ahah! French toast
... could act as the in-sole!! lol
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
19. Timbo - May 29, 2009 12:31 PM
Just plain awesome!
20. timmy the frisky virus - May 29, 2009 12:35 PM
I am a size 13. The legend is incorrect. :-(
21. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 29, 2009 12:36 PM
Pass.
22. naas - May 29, 2009 12:38 PM
Catch
23. /Eyeroll - May 29, 2009 12:44 PM
@20.... dude... why would you out yourself on that?!
Now I'm hungry and jonesin for a bacon fix.... *snorts a line of baco-bits*
24. Quik - May 29, 2009 1:08 PM
naas and you other guys must like me. I was expecting much worse for taking a non-bacon-loving stance.
I thought it'd be like telling my redneck racist co-workers that I voted for Obama.
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26. naas - May 29, 2009 3:49 PM
@24 no, everyone has their moments and not liking bacon is fine. But don't expect bacon to do undefended when denounced under a pair of shoes like that, it's blasphemy
27. aids - May 29, 2009 3:58 PM
Ugly shoes
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
28. Rhialto - May 29, 2009 5:24 PM
I'm wondering who is buying this?
29. Darth - May 29, 2009 5:26 PM
If you think somebody is really a pig you should buy the person a pair!
30. Nero - May 29, 2009 5:27 PM
Great shoes for the BBQ!
31. Jaded Icon - May 30, 2009 9:14 AM
@ 24 Don't hate bacon, veggie cowboy.
Of couse you did. And you must be so proud to not be a redneck racist. Because if you did not vote for Obama you would have no choice but to be racist and by proxy a redneck as well. Good for you. It's good you see things from all perspectives. Thanks for proving his right to win the presidency has nothing to do with the color of his skin. Or maybe he just won the presidency because people honestly thought he was the best man for the job? Nah, according to you that couldn't be the case.
P.S. I bet you were against Clarence Thomas's nomination for Supreme Court. Now who is racist?
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