May 28 2009Frickin' Huge!: Full-Size Blue Whale Website
This full-sized blue whale website comes to us from the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society that urges everyone to "EAT MOR CHIKIN". Kidding, those are the Chick-Fil-A cows. Damn, now I want a sandwich. Ladies? Anyway, the website was designed to give the average computer user a sense of awe for just how large the sandwich you better be making me should be. Crazy, huh? Those whales are huuuuuuge. And as a guy whose had his fair share of BBW lovers: motion of the ocean, baby. I don't even know what that means, but I just bought a sailboat!
Thanks to Shelby, who is a special f/x artist and could make even me look cool. On fire. While exploding. Riding a shark.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - May 28, 2009 11:33 AM
frickin huuuge.
( I haven't looked yet but I know blue whales are big)
2. Jesse - May 28, 2009 11:37 AM
Oh. Wow.
That's cool.
3. ExZ - May 28, 2009 11:37 AM
Some of the oldest shit on the internets, GW get with the times.
4. naas - May 28, 2009 11:40 AM
Actually I thought it'd be bigger than that. I came across a blue whale once when I was a kid that washed up on a beach(no I didn't)and walked right into its eye socket to see if it could see me(never happened)looking into it's big whale eye. It didn't because it couldn't focus on me, but I did smell like fishy eyeball for 2 days afterwards
5. STOMPY - May 28, 2009 11:41 AM
@GFS
First i find out you like dune, than I find out you like DJ Diesleboy and DnB in general, too bad you don't have boobs and a female fun hole...
6. GRAMMARNAZ - May 28, 2009 11:46 AM
I'd like to see someone make speakers out of two whales.
It would be kick-assssss.
7. naas - May 28, 2009 11:46 AM
Diesleboy from philly? No shit. I met him several years ago at a party, very cool guy. GFS FTW
8. Crazywow - May 28, 2009 11:47 AM
All I see is water and possibly a flipper or blowhole.
This is just like that Loch Ness monster website, in fact I think I just solved THAT mystery.
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 28, 2009 11:53 AM
@5&7
GFS, proof that not every person from Cincinnati is an ignorant hick.
10. Leanna - May 28, 2009 11:56 AM
That's old as shiiiiiiit.
11. huh - May 28, 2009 12:03 PM
how the hell can this be accurate? people with all kinds of resolutions view this..
12. E of R - May 28, 2009 12:03 PM
GW fail, AGAIN!
13. STOMPY - May 28, 2009 12:05 PM
@11
I bet your gonna tell me that the easter bunny isn't real either aren't you...
14. lynz - May 28, 2009 12:13 PM
It's not loading. Did someone steal the whale? Wait.. that was me
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 28, 2009 12:24 PM
That's no whale! It's Goliath's fish stick!
16. naas - May 28, 2009 12:28 PM
hehe funny how that is still going
17. STOMPY - May 28, 2009 12:33 PM
OLD!!!!
You can tell this is old because it occured in the past.
This is exactly like that time that people whinned about GW not posting stuff that hasn't happened yet and instead of swallowing some arsnic they decided to post.
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 28, 2009 12:41 PM
GFS - How's your busted ass doing today?
19. Heather - May 28, 2009 12:46 PM
So big, it's almost creepy. Whoa.
20. STOMPY - May 28, 2009 12:48 PM
@Heather
If i had a nickel for every time i've heard that....
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 28, 2009 12:51 PM
@18
Pretty good. Turns out that even though it was diagnosed as broken, it's not. I have a pilonidal abscess and I now require sugery. It burst open last Saturday and left quite a mess on my couch and every thing else. But, at least most of the pain is gone.
22. STOMPY - May 28, 2009 12:56 PM
@GFS
So you like Dune and Dieselboy and you've also had a freakin polinodial abscess?!?!!?!111/? Those fackin suck, got one removed two years ago... Hopefully it won't ever come back as they sometimes can...
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 28, 2009 1:00 PM
21- OWOWOWOW! That royally sucks man. Hope they at least keep you "comfortable" hehe.
24. greg - May 28, 2009 1:00 PM
Epic posts series? First, the painted hands and now this.
Any parents from Geekologie´s writer is updating? lol
25. Boost - May 28, 2009 1:14 PM
I don't understand the website.
It's just blue for me.
Are you supposed to be able to move it around and find the whale?
I cannot.
26. Heather - May 28, 2009 1:15 PM
Yeesh, guys, instead of bitching about how old everything is, find something new and send it in. It's not like GW finds all this on his own-- he's posting what readers are sending.
27. Bluepeace - May 28, 2009 1:18 PM
I tried to set it free with a wrench, but then it disappeared into darkness...
What did I do wrong? ;(
28. naas - May 28, 2009 1:21 PM
Damn shumway, hope that heals up for you soon
29. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 28, 2009 2:09 PM
I'm tellin' you guys, STOMPY and me? Seperated at birth. Nooch.
30. dr. tooth - May 28, 2009 2:40 PM
They should make one of these sites for paris hilton. You could navigate around and learn about thousands of STD's and various odd rashes.
31. Sauron - May 28, 2009 2:58 PM
I thought the eye would be bigger!
32. Galtacticus - May 28, 2009 2:59 PM
The really skilled whale hunters from over a century ago were able to throw a harpoon right away in the eye!
33. Darth - May 28, 2009 3:00 PM
At least the whale's eye is bigger than a bull's eye!
34. aids - May 28, 2009 6:11 PM
yesterday i pooped one of these out
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
35. Jowe - May 28, 2009 11:40 PM
That's actually pretty scary because I have a fear of whales. Dammit, and I'm about to go to sleep.
36. Adam - May 29, 2009 12:56 AM
They should make one with a Liopleurodon, largest predator to ever swim the earth. Would be much much cooler
37. linz - May 30, 2009 12:22 AM
shit that is awsome
38. ja - July 11, 2009 3:23 PM
wow! to je bas strava!!!!!!!!!! pozdrav za mamu tatu i sve koji su mi pruzili podrsku! nikad ne bih uspela da nije moje komsinice!
39. nomcat - August 9, 2009 4:46 PM
i love whales but i was scared shitless when i clicked the link
40. Ocelot - October 19, 2009 11:46 PM
@3, you're a dick.