This is a Venn Diagram of hybrid cutlery. As you can see in the middle, the splayd incorporates all three standard eating utensils in one, high questionable design. Of course, I wouldn't want to eat cereal with it. Or you. YOU'RE DRIBBLING MILK ON MY CARPET YOU HEATHEN!
Towards a Grand Unification of Cutlery [eatmedaily]
Thanks to Andrew, who eats with his hands because he's an animal.
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