May 7 2009FAKE: Shadow Chair's Shadows Are All Wrong
The $1,050 Shadow Chair may appear to defy the laws of decency, but it's actually not. IT'S A TRAP TRICK! SPOILER ALERT: The shadow is actually part of the chair's frame. HIYO -- I bet you didn't see that coming, did you? You did? Oh, well aren't you just the little Sherlock Geekologie Reader!? Well riddle me this then: if a train departs Washington DC traveling north at 60 MPH, and another one leaves NYC going south at 55 MPH, does anyone get groped on the subway in Japan? Probably -- and that's just wrong.
Hit the jump for a picture of the seat in action.
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Reader Comments
1. Captain - May 7, 2009 11:41 AM
MUST SEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 7, 2009 11:42 AM
@all
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3. catch22 - May 7, 2009 11:43 AM
actually pretty clever
4. Timbo - May 7, 2009 11:43 AM
Where are you Daisy?? This is all you!
5. Captain - May 7, 2009 11:49 AM
@ all
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6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 7, 2009 11:52 AM
@all
Capitan is a troll. He wants your credit card number so he can buy more gay porn. Do NOT click the brute link. It will give you a trojan.
7. Rudz - May 7, 2009 11:53 AM
I get the feeling these wouldn't look so good on a real floor??
8. Gismmm - May 7, 2009 11:53 AM
Daisy was too busy sending me messages on facebook.
9. Captain - May 7, 2009 11:55 AM
@ Gordon "Fücking" Shumway
BTW, what level are you on gordan??? ;)
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10. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 7, 2009 11:56 AM
A higher one than you.
11. naas - May 7, 2009 11:59 AM
I never clicked on the mybrute links & never will.
This cleverly designed chair looks like it'd snap as soon as someone bounced on it's unsturdy frame
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 7, 2009 11:59 AM
My herpes sense is tingling... Or is that actual herpes? Shit!
Shadow chair is FAKE! OLD! SHADOWS ARE ALL WRONG! Just that scene in Never Back Down where Captain's trolling is really annoying.
13. STINK - May 7, 2009 12:08 PM
HEY GW GET RID OF THE MYBRUTE FAGS ALREADY!
sheesh
14. Poopy - May 7, 2009 12:11 PM
@4: Don't feed the trolls!
@13: I agree. Get rid of all this spam.
15. Moose Knuckle - May 7, 2009 12:14 PM
Does Jake Lloyd have a custom chair like that where the shadow looks like Darth Vader?
16. Daisy - May 7, 2009 12:17 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx was sitting in a chair in an empty room, and the voice ame in claiming he was number 6. When Max asked who the voice was, he said that would be telling.
Max told the voice - I'm not a number I'm a free man.
17. IMAYBESTUPIDBUTATLEASTIMNOTFAT - May 7, 2009 12:21 PM
It wont snap.
Unless you are American.
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 7, 2009 12:24 PM
@17
Thanks for the insight, troll number 2. Atleast you didn't post a link to a virus laden site. Good job!
19. Kain - May 7, 2009 12:31 PM
(18) Gordon Dude
do you make your living being a watchdog here? get some freshair or you might not fit into your wheelchair anymore.
20. Dr.Freak - May 7, 2009 12:37 PM
Gordon is providing a public service & i for one, apreciate it.
The chair does look like it would break without much effort tho...
21. rokado - May 7, 2009 12:40 PM
@ 17
"It wont snap. Unless you are American."
I second that.
22. naas - May 7, 2009 12:50 PM
IT WILL SNAP & IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I AM IN AMERICA & IM NOT FAT!
Your fat ass however will break the thing too not matter where you are. I have the common sense you lack to see it's engineered structural flaw so suck it
23. rokado - May 7, 2009 12:53 PM
@ 22
tsk tsk.. you paranoid amaricans.. makes me wanna fart.
24. Darth - May 7, 2009 1:02 PM
Lol it looks pretty real to me.
25. 3d - May 7, 2009 1:19 PM
Rotate the sitting babe pic 90degrees to the left and it looks like she's ready for some doggy. Fap fap fap. It's a slow day.
26. Gustav - May 7, 2009 1:26 PM
Funny how daisy hasnt hit this shit up yet
27. Ehoh - May 7, 2009 1:27 PM
@ Gustav:
16?
28. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 7, 2009 1:39 PM
@19
I get paid in interweb points for this shit. Respect.
29. ender - May 7, 2009 1:47 PM
I love America, personally. Great place.
30. Aids - May 7, 2009 1:58 PM
Yay Daisys comment is here
now i wanna see a fat person sit in it
Rather have aids then be under captain hash
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
31. Milkman - May 7, 2009 2:04 PM
Wow. I was tricked. Here I thought it was a fake shadow chair and in reality it was just an overpriced piece of $hit.
32. naas - May 7, 2009 2:05 PM
@23 not worth arguing with, you lack the smarts & you have the farts
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34. IMAYBESTUPIDBUTATLEASTIMNOTFAT - May 7, 2009 2:16 PM
@22 Should I suck your engineering skills or the chair? I don't get it..
35. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway (teh geek pages watchdog) - May 7, 2009 2:25 PM
@34
His penis. Suck his penis. Go on. You know you want to.
36. adubbz - May 7, 2009 3:41 PM
wow...most flaming ever on these comments...god dayum
37. Daisy - May 7, 2009 4:32 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was sitting in a chair in an empty room, and the voice came in claiming he was number 6. When Max asked who the voice was, he said that would be telling.
Max told the voice - I'm not a number I'm a free man.
38. Daisy - May 7, 2009 4:33 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was sitting in a chair in an empty room, and the voice came in claiming he was number 6. When Max asked who the voice was, he said that would be telling.
Max told the voice - I'm not a number I'm a free man.
39. McCracken - May 7, 2009 5:42 PM
That looks cool, wouldn't sit in it but looks cool.
@36 that is very true.
40. Land of Love - May 7, 2009 8:51 PM
this would not look good on wooden floors or carpets. you probably need a white spacious room to get the full effect, and who does??
41. Mr. Man - May 8, 2009 12:11 PM
lol. Get em' Gordon
And the lady with the 3 tities will get groped by giant mouse in Japan
42. Jeffrey Berthiaume - May 8, 2009 12:47 PM
Hmmm... Same inspiration for this? http://pushplay.net/blog_detail.php?id=26
43. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 8, 2009 1:08 PM
@41
Just doin' my job, sir. Just doin' my job. *barks*
44. Jaded Icon - May 9, 2009 9:37 AM
@43
Keep up the good work. I see nothing wrong with warning noobs about boring crap like that.
45. Triangle Man - September 17, 2009 11:47 AM
@35
Congrats, you just won the 'I'm A Trollfag' award!
Now leave.