May 12 2009Denny's: Now With More Dinosaurs, Drugs

This is a new commercial for Denny's advertising how cool it is to get all high out of your mind and then go eat breakfast at 4am -- but not before dropping a handful of acid in the parking lot. I mean, Jesus, the unicorn can't even chew his fries. And while I did appreciate the inclusion of a dinosaur, this commercial is still sending the wrong message to today's youth. One about breakfast being the most important meal of the day. IT'S LUNCH, PEOPLE.

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Thanks to Verity, who knows how much I love dinosaurs. But not how much I love leprechauns. *wink* Just kidding, those little bastards are creeeeepy.

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frist?

frist?

Speaking of leprechauns...
There once was a man of Madrass
who's balls were made of fine brass
and in stormy weather
they both clanged together
and sparks flew out of his ass!

@2 Fail.... Also @1 Fail for lack of confidence.

Dang videos...

haha thats awesome. I actually used to drop acid in high school and go to denny's. It was the only place open in the middle of the night. I guess we weren't the only ones who did that.

@Thumper:
There once was a man from Calcutta
Who used to sleep in the gutter
The hot summer sun
Burned a hole in his bum
And melted his balls to butter

@4, I believe #2 was enquiring on the meaning of "frist" :P

Yay! Limerick Day!

I'm into me, dude.

Anyone else pick up the fact they are basically calling dinosaurs mythical?

I'm so glad that the lobby at McDonald's Closes at 11, even though the drive through is 24/7. And I pretty sure this is just a vid of what people see them selves as at that time of day.

Dino=pissed off / horny drunk.

Unicorn= So high he thinks he is one

leprechaun= jolly drunk probably is the shortest friend in the group. maybe a little high.

Normal Guy=DD/ Night Owl

@7 That is possible.... that is possible

There was a young woman from Ealing
who had a perculiar feeling
she laid on her back
opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling

@11

Or it was just a commercial meant to be entertaining and funny to a target audience. Naw, I'm sure your in depth psychoanalysis is more accurate.

The unicorn was stoned. The leprechaun had (a) pot.

@5, Should we be giving you some sort of 'badass' award now?
@11, Fail
@13, That was awesome.

Let's see, who's next...

There once was a man from Nantucket,
with a penis so long he could suck it,
as he said with a grin,
while wiping his chin,
"If my ear was a ćũnţ, I would fũćk it!"

@14

It could be I am so used to seeing those type of people In the late night drive through (and trying to open our locked doors that). That this is how I interpret this commercial, after all the best comedy is based on truth.

But I do get the whole not reading to much into Ads.

@18

Don't mind me, I'm an asshole. Ask any of the other regulars here.

Yep, he's an asshole.

;)

Christ the firstarded are annoying, sooo ghey & sooo old.

@17 I was thinking of posting the nantucket one if I hadn't read it already, great job

@18 Ollie is a dick most of the time, but those who know have grown to accept it so now it's okay

Oh c'mon, we can do better than 3 limericks. Someone go get Leprechaun 1, 2, 3, etc. and find me a gem!

We don't have Denny's here but usually at 4 a.m. any greasy snackcorner will do.

Soon my sweetie and me will have breakfast at Denny's. . . Where's she?

Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

woa if drugs were that awsome.. it'd be awsome bro! yeah! *passes out*

Wow. They finally acknowledged their target audience.

HAHAHAHA. I used to do that. and by, "used to do that," I mean last night... I know it was Monday. Thats how I role.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max said he was a regular guy because he crapped at the same time every day.

STONED!!!!

This is a complete pot job. You can tell its stoned because of how slow the unicorn talks.

This is exactly like the movie Half Baked where Dave Chappelle and Carrottop go to denny's after scoring some weed and have the munchies for half the night.

@29

Your post would have been a sliver of amusement had you not misspelled "roll". And thus you fail.

@ 16 Yes a badass award would be great! Thanks!

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