May 21 2009Cutest Thing I've Seen All Day: Whack-A-Kitty
Whack-a-Kitty is just like Whac-A-Mole at Chuck-E-Cheese except instead of winning tickets you win getting to clean litterboxes and waking up at all ungodly hours of the night. That said, this is the cutest thing I've seen in awhile. And I saw a baby duck riding a bunny riding a puppy at the park yesterday, so that's saying a lot.
Whac-A-Kitty Is a Case of Cruel and Unusual Cuteness [gizmodo]
Thanks to Julian, who once got caught picking up field mice and bopping them on the head.
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Reader Comments
1. teamdub - May 21, 2009 6:17 PM
Thats the funniest thing ive seen all day!
2. Manuel - May 21, 2009 6:20 PM
i hate cats =/
3. gizmoduck - May 21, 2009 6:21 PM
DAWWWWWW
i love em
4. Nick - May 21, 2009 6:22 PM
That was a very predictable game until the end, and then all hell broke loose.
5. InUrNdo - May 21, 2009 6:44 PM
I'd whack your kitty any day Geekologie Writer!
*slurp
6. Mary Poppers - May 21, 2009 6:45 PM
That's a lot of pussy-poppin'
7. Pew³ - May 21, 2009 6:46 PM
Those kittys would be more organized with bluetooth headsets. Does anyone know where we could get some good quality bluetooth headsets?
8. gizmoduck - May 21, 2009 7:00 PM
@7
i smell what you're cooking
9. bamf - May 21, 2009 7:01 PM
this is the dumbest and gayest thing i've ever seen on geekologie ... wow
10. HG - May 21, 2009 7:07 PM
bamf is the dumbest and gayest thing I've ever seen on Geekologie.
See what I did there?
11. Pew³ - May 21, 2009 7:11 PM
ITS A TRAP!!!
12. Robbie - May 21, 2009 7:12 PM
@9 it's not gay unless the balls are touching.
13. Clamdigger - May 21, 2009 7:29 PM
You got to hit that little pussy harder.
14. bethy - May 21, 2009 8:03 PM
I am surprised PETA isnt all over this....
15. Tennist0 - May 21, 2009 8:05 PM
good thing im not playing, once they go down... they might not get up... or at least not in my house
16. Clamdigger - May 21, 2009 8:06 PM
Where is that hat lady when I need her?
17. aids - May 21, 2009 8:27 PM
Too many gameovers those cats escaping ='(
http://std-aids.mybrute.com/
18. livingjetlag - May 21, 2009 8:45 PM
OK, maybe I'm just drunk, but that's $%^&* hilarious. Of course, my cats didn't think it was funny at all, but cats don't have much of a sense of humor.
19. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - May 21, 2009 8:54 PM
Whack-a-hoe... I'd play that sh!t. Yeah, no kidding.
20. Tennist0 - May 21, 2009 9:14 PM
@19- but with a penis, not a mallot?
21. GLADIATOR - May 21, 2009 9:22 PM
Hey that dude with a mallet lost ....
THUNDER CATS THUNDER CATS
ESCAPE ON MASSSS ..... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
YOU MEGA LOSE!!!!
Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
http://burpnassker.mybrute.com
22. froginabucket - May 21, 2009 9:24 PM
aww its just like the last game i played with MY cat... only mine involved cooking utensils and a lot more blood :3 how sweet... :D
23. Crazywow - May 21, 2009 10:21 PM
Maybe it's just me or maybe the vodka and percocet martinis in a highball glass but when that guy fell out of his chair and landed on his two BoerBoels and they jumped up and noticed the computer full of kittens and started looking under and behind the desk for where the were dissappearing.....well that was the best part of the video....oh wait it was me......
24. Daisy - May 21, 2009 10:32 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was working at the animal shelter and his boss used the expression - theres more than one way to skin a cat - and Max took it as his special project, so he took all the cats and skinned them in different interesting ways, and then made their skins into little kitty coats for them because they get chilly.
25. jaime - May 21, 2009 10:53 PM
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
26. Carmen - May 21, 2009 10:54 PM
Geekologie guy, WTF is wrong with you?! That's not cute, it's sickening. Kittens should not be shoved into tiny boxes with 8 other kittens and then shoved back down in when they try to get out. That box can't be more than 4 or 5 inches high. This is the most messed up thing I've ever seen you post, and I've been reading this blog for a long time.
27. naas - May 21, 2009 11:27 PM
@25 threadkiller - I hope the shock from this viewing has exempted you from this website because there's no room left in the world for your reasoning, pussy
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29. Name (required): - May 21, 2009 11:44 PM
oh...and @ Carmen...
STFU and go to another site then.
Those kittens weren't being "shoved" back into the box you dumb bitch.
Lemme guess...you immediately hit ATL+T and reported this to the ASPCA didn't you?
You suck.
30. Frosty - May 22, 2009 1:56 AM
i don't see why carmen is being so uptight over this. I would have personally hit the harder. Was rather disappointing to see the user just pushing the head back though. hahaha.
It is "Whack-a-kitty" after all, not "Push-a-kitty-gently-back".
31. wishbone - May 22, 2009 7:53 AM
Nope, I didn't find this shit funny nor cute.
32. kreebilicus - May 22, 2009 8:21 AM
@26 would you rather we play "whack-a-clitoris"? then you could play by pushing your massive errect clitoris through holes in a piece of cardboard. and you thought that you had a penis all along.
33. kreebilicus - May 22, 2009 8:22 AM
@26 btw, it's the GW.
get off our site.
34. turtoise - May 22, 2009 8:26 AM
my brute is way cuter
http://the-turtle-balls.mybrute.com
35. Poopy - May 22, 2009 8:49 AM
I am done reading comments. You are all a huge waste of time.
Poopy out.
36. Nero - May 22, 2009 9:09 AM
If it's all about winning then i know something to keep those kitties down for a while. . .
37. Boogeyman King Dong - May 22, 2009 9:13 AM
We should kidnap these kitties and demand an huge amount of money! Otherwise. . .
38. Darth - May 22, 2009 9:18 AM
The guy should use a stick with a nail on it!
39. STOMPY - May 22, 2009 9:34 AM
@27
Anger leads to hate which leads to suffering, or was it nachos, anyways... meh i forgot my point...waiter another scotch plz...
40. STOMPY - May 22, 2009 9:37 AM
Ya, so I'm drinking scotch at 9:30 in the morning at an airport.... got a problem with that... oh wait my posts don't make sense... okay i understand your problem now...
41. cally - May 22, 2009 9:57 AM
that was crap not funny at all. the people that has said it is gay are right
42. Hawk - May 22, 2009 11:11 AM
WTF!? He isn't even hitting. HIT THEM! WACK THE DAMN THINGS!
*snatchs mallet from guy*
Like this! *BAM! BAM! BAM!* See! Now they have stopped moving, you win!!
:>~~~
"Cat, the other white meat!"
43. Otaku - May 22, 2009 11:57 AM
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44. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 22, 2009 12:17 PM
This isn't Goliaths kitteh, it's his drink stirrer.
45. Quik - May 22, 2009 2:11 PM
I used to play something like this at Michael Vick's house!
46. goldilockz - May 22, 2009 2:29 PM
I love how serious people get. ZOMG IS ABUSE!! YOU ARE SICK!! Puhlease. The kittens were fine, relax.
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48. McCracken - May 22, 2009 9:42 PM
LMAO that's is soooo funny! And I just got two cats!...........where's a box??? *doesn't like cats. they are her room mates*
@26 Dude, chill, it's just a video. Nobody (meaning sane people) would wack cats like this. No they would think of a better way to do so, duuuuuuh.
49. bleh! - May 24, 2009 1:22 AM
lol, he starts getting a bit violent in the end!
50. BaysideQueens - May 24, 2009 10:11 PM
name (required) - i don't care either way but carmen has a right to her opinion. she's not the only one who wasn't cool with this commenting on someone else's post and calling them "dumb bitch" is so classy. would you say something like that to a stranger's face or does the anonymity of the web give you the freedom to be a tool?
51. youknow - May 26, 2009 2:11 PM
these kittens are victims. victims of society. we need to help them.
i'm fat.
52. Jaded Icon - May 26, 2009 4:21 PM
@ 50
Just so you know each of these kittens are convicted serial rapists. So now how do you feel about them?
53. Kitty Buster - May 27, 2009 7:52 AM
You need to hit them HARDER!!!!!!!
Or use an Axe to get those pesky rodent heads once and for all!
A 12 gauge works well too...
Or you could just use a hot poker.. that will keep em down!!!.. especially if you go for the eyes!
GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54. Kitty Buster - May 27, 2009 7:54 AM
THAT WAS A TYPICAL OBAMITE USING THE MALLET>.. DISTROY LIFE AND TAKE AWAY THIER CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO FREEDOM!
OBAMA WANTED THEM DEAD IN THE WOMB BUT HE COULDNT SO HE USED THE POST DELIVERY ABORTION/DEATH METHOD TO KILL THESE POOR INOCENT CATS! This would probably be legal in his state!
NIGBAMA NOMORE!
55. NIGBAMA NOMORE! - May 27, 2009 8:00 AM
Why not drag a bag of puppies down the road in a bag too?
Bet they are all white.... and not hispanic or black kittens. Actually if they were white they wouldn't be on TV... they would be sucking up to the Allmighty mallet master!
They definetely are mixed black and white.. That's why he let them live!!!!!!!!!
LMAO... Not racist... just kidding you dope..
NIGBAMA LIVES ON!..... plant an acorn today and reap millions!
56. Kitties R US - May 27, 2009 8:01 AM
MEOW.... MEOW... THUD!
57. pooface pew pew poo - May 31, 2009 8:34 AM
LAST
58. CHING CHONG CHING VAGINA EYES - May 31, 2009 10:15 AM
This is how we tenderize them before we serve them in our restaurants for azian baby ribs........
You don't want to know about the pu pu plater!
59. MIGHTY Golfing DEATH CAT! - May 31, 2009 10:16 AM
Wish I had my Driver... a nice 1 wood would do as well!
FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
60. monkeyman - June 17, 2009 1:23 AM
DAMMIT! I'm too late! this site is awesome. Just when I'm crying with laughter I read the comments and sh*t myself. You guys are so funny. Or maybe I'm just ahuge ass for falling for the "cats are abused" comments. I mean they're not trolling, right? They really mean it? I must be a giant moron to believe that anyone actually CARES about horsesh*t like this or anything on the net really.
...or do they really mean it....
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oops, sorry...