May 20 2009Crying Wolf: The Fake Shark Attack Wetsuit
Want to look like a shark attack victim? I know, who doesn't? Well now thanks to a line of wetsuits by Diddo (the same guy that created these designer gas masks), you can. But if shark attack victim isn't for you, what about an anatomical muscle suit? Or wood? Or a rusted pattern? Hit the jump to see all the options. Currently only available in limited editions, the wetsuits will hit full production sometime in the near future. Just don't expect me to fall for the shark attack thing more than once. And speaking of which, have I ever told you about the time I faked drowning so the sexy lifeguard would perform mouth to mouth? His mustache was scratchy.
Hit it for some more worthwhile shots.
Fashion to Freak out Friends: Fake Shark Attack Wetsuit [dornob]
Thanks to alex and allard, who know all it takes is one well placed blow on the nose to deter a shark attack.
Reader Comments
1. franky - May 20, 2009 9:23 AM
furst bitches
2. 2nd - May 20, 2009 9:25 AM
Nooooo SECUND! :(
3. catch22 - May 20, 2009 9:27 AM
funny for about 5 seconds... then you are just a douche crying wolf....err shark
i hope that ass gets eaten
4. Heather - May 20, 2009 9:34 AM
Thank goodness. I was tired of waking in a cold sweat at 2 AM, wondering, "Why can't I look like a shark attack victim? WHY??"
This is usually followed by copious amounts of vodka. And there you have it.
5. Chuck Nunchuck - May 20, 2009 9:35 AM
Sweet. But I rather have a Dr. Brule body suit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFVlpz18AVY
6. GLADIATOR - May 20, 2009 9:36 AM
That dude looks like one of the guys that appear on one of those Axe commercials.
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7. whistle - May 20, 2009 9:40 AM
I really want the Slim Goodbody one!!!
8. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 20, 2009 9:42 AM
The muscle suit looks kinda neat.
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9. whistle - May 20, 2009 9:42 AM
And I do realize that Slim Goodbody's suit showed organs and veins and stuff, but until I find the exact replica, this and a black curly wig will do for my next Halloween costume.
10. STOMPY - May 20, 2009 9:45 AM
man, the should get a board/wetsuit that makes you look like a seal and surfing in australia or south africa where the great whites fly out of the water to kill seals.... speaking of seals
baby seal walks into a bar and bartender asks "what do you want" seal says "anything but canadian club"....
11. naas - May 20, 2009 9:50 AM
@5 a brule suit would rule
@8 hehehe (!!!!!11!11one1)
This wetsuit could be FTW it is had exchangeable severed limbs you could hang from it that constantly bled
12. Spikey DaPikey - May 20, 2009 10:01 AM
Camo for the beach !
13. Timbo - May 20, 2009 10:09 AM
I like these....a lot.... If I could actually swim I'd get one or two
14. Leonidas - May 20, 2009 10:21 AM
I'll be the first to say it: that looks more like a zombie suit than anything else.
15. gizmoduck - May 20, 2009 10:22 AM
i love it, now give me some candy
16. STOMPY - May 20, 2009 10:38 AM
cmon, someone has to have cool news today... don't make me start drinking early out of boredom...
17. Stuey - May 20, 2009 10:47 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max takes a metal baseball bat and beats the ever living shit out of Daisy for being a retard.
HAHA on me.
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 20, 2009 11:03 AM
Looks cool, but is a bad idea.
19. Daisy - May 20, 2009 11:10 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max went to the bottom of the ocean to disable a nuclear bomb that a crazy marine dropped off his sub. He wasn't able to tell the difference between the different colored wires at that depth, and just guessed. What he didn't know whas that the bomb wasn't waterproof, and wouldn't have exploded anyhow, so whichever he picked he was good.
20. Fadm Notbob - May 20, 2009 11:31 AM
there needs to be one that makes i look as though you have a hole in you.*think like in Kung-Pow*
21. Crazywow - May 20, 2009 11:56 AM
I'll take the bloated floating corpse suit please
22. Watch-303 - May 20, 2009 11:59 AM
This is sick, but interesting. also ZOMBIE SURFER!!!!
23. Stuey - May 20, 2009 12:29 PM
Daisy = FAIL
24. Milkman - May 20, 2009 1:16 PM
That's actually really cool. I'mma check out their site
25. Elmo - May 20, 2009 2:51 PM
2nd from the left- is that a bloody chicken corpse pattern??
26. Rhialto - May 20, 2009 4:53 PM
I don't know why people would like to wear the Fake Shark Attack wetsuit.Maybe to get mouth on mouth first aid from the babe watch?
27. His Huge Greatness Himself - May 20, 2009 4:59 PM
Pretty hilarious! All the wave-,wind- and kitesurfers are going to make a lot of fun of this!
28. aids - May 20, 2009 7:00 PM
I dont want anything that looks like blood in the water its just asking to get eaten.
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29. Logue - May 21, 2009 1:01 AM
So... What happens if you ACTUALLY get attacked by a shark? You're kinda screwed then, as everyone would think you're just faking it. Lol :P :P
30. Jaded Icon - May 21, 2009 8:28 AM
The only real pratical value is for holloween.
31. Awesomekeeper - May 21, 2009 2:49 PM
I like the scales one!
32. meme - May 21, 2009 11:39 PM
Yesss!! Now I can finally look like Slim Goodbody.