May 19 2009Closer To The Action: Kneeling Pee Bench

Why don't they just sit down ?

its a good thing my python can reach down so far, gives the same effect as this...

Whats with the lame ass slippers anyways?

ha wtf!? Yeah just sit down in piss, I only kneel down before my playstation

@3 those slippers are regular in japan, they're used in places where you can't wear shoes inside

I have never seen a urinal that low. Drawing must have been by a woman,who was shown the midgets bathroom. I hope she ate the mint.

@5
man, i wanna visit japanland one of these days, things are so much different than in the US...

It feels good to be a female in this situation...

@7 yes you do want to go there & I highly encourage it

I'd pee all over my damn self if I used that thing, us men say hell no!

The best part about the whole thing is the GW's title. It made me warm and fuzzy in my pants.

how do you shit?

@8 now that is the spirit girl ......I like the bathroom clean

Women are lucky that we let them use our toilets to begin with. Women are to clean up our piss in lue of payment for use of our toilets.

You think this toilet is low? You should see some of the public "squatter" toilets. Literally little porcelain holes in the ground. If you're going deuces you just have to hover like you're doing some kinda kung fu horse stance.
Actually, this was the first kind of toilet I saw upon arriving in Japan. It was in the train station. I thought, "I hope they're not all like this," and they weren't.

Oh, and more on Japanese toilets: The one's in the home are like the Cadillacs of toilets. They have a little control panel and everything.
The seats are heated.
There's a built in bidet (spelling?).
The knob goes both ways (ladies??) up for number one or down for number two.
Plus, in the interest of being green there is a little sink on the tank, so you can use the water to wash your hands while simultaneously filling the tank for the next flush.
BRILLIANT!

^ absolutely true. They also have motion sensors that raise the lid when you stand in front of them & flush automatically when you walk away

@12: look up "Everybody Poops" on Amazon. Lovely book.

Japan trusts their tech too much. When the robotic death army attacks, it will all start with the toilet, it will bite you in the behind and squirt the water with high pressure.
So anyway, I'm 6'3, but I know I got a lot of choices: sink, sit down, neighbor's backyard, lemonade stand. And recently, the golf club thing, only need to make the bottom twist-open for when I am at the toilet, like an extender.

Why don't we just make the toilets higher?

Or invent self-cleaning toilets, bathrooms even.

they should do a portable version too, you can take it with you when you go to visit yuor friends, you go to the toilet and some minutes later you call your friend to amaze them that you didn't pee all around, they'll be amazed for sure isn't it geekologie writer?
fortunatelly i don't need it because i have to use a ladder otherwise i flush it down (and im scared about the monster coming out and eating my penis

Japan: makers of 78% of the world's weird shit since 1920.

again)

@20- there is a self cleaning bathroom in New York City...i'm gonna use it when i visit this summer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogJE5gz_ghE

@20 That's pretty cool.

I kind of imagine it like a shower, but with a toilet.

When you're done, it just sprays everything down and it all goes through a drain at the bottom.

That's probably not how it is, but that's how I imagine it.

Lol goes with my clan i made in mybrute
mmh poop

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http://mybrute.com/team/16484

Get on my knees? Are you out of your mind woman? ROFL

Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:

http://burpnassker.mybrute.com

Must just be a short penis thing - not much of an issue here.

ahahahahaha the name kills me "Angels Knee Pillow". That creates some nice imagry. Kneel on ol' arch angel Michael's bent knee and piss. Is there a smaller portable version of this that you can bring to public bathrooms??

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max and Baja got attacked by ROUS in the fire swamp.

is it conceivable that the unit is not actually designed for urinating, but maybe some other, um, activity...?

So I just took a piss.

I can conclude that the urine pressure along with the backsplash factor make this product a HORRIBLE idea.

Just make the walls on the toilet higher, or the water lower.

Oh great, now not only does my 50 yr old knees need a second person to get me up from the toilet, but my Dick is gonna be going for a swim....no thanks.

that guy on the right has the GI Joe kung fu grip.

check this out > > > > > >

http://mystical-mona.mybrute.com/

MUST SEE!!

if you sit down to piss then there's no need to wash your hands!!!

Am I the only one to realise that this has been in fact the most serious reader comments tread on Geekologie ever?

#3 Yes playstation is GOD, when you turn it on the angels sing so sweetly, i cant stop the worship

I can't belive it! One of the cool things about being a guy is that you can pee standing up. We take pride in it! The only time I am ever going to kneel in front of a toilet is when I have had WAY to much to drink. That is the only time I pray to the porcelain god.

Here I kneel broken harted
came to piss and only farted.

so you basically have 2 sponges to "urine-soak" your knees

I pee in the sink. Keeps the dishes clean!

i'm a dbag so I'd probably pee on the pads just to eff with the next dude to come in and kneal to the porcilian throne...

If women didn't have such short legs they could make the toilet higher so it would be a problem.

Maybe they could make a step for women to use and raise the toilet to a more comfortable level for when we have to sit down.

I had a comment, but after reading the retardedness here I forgot it.

Isn't the urine supposed to be yellow?

I'm guessing Japanese people think the color of urine is not appropriate.

The Japanese have more things for use in bathrooms what we don't have but i haven't seen this yet!

I know these Japanese shower stools with a gap in the middle so you can reach everywhere.But this is new to me too!

@32 yeah i also think this is for jackin off

well, just like Mr. GW i also always sit down, never know when you'll have to take a dump simultaneously