May 8 2009Brotherly Hate: Now With More Lightsaber!

This kid is pure evil -- just look at him. If evil were a Tetris level on Game Boy, this kid would be a 20. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be surprised if, in a few years, I heard he'd brought a lightsaber to school in his backpack.
Thanks to Romeo, who once broke his thumb shooting ping pong balls out of his mouth at his babysitter. Just kidding, that was me.
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Reader Comments
1. catch22 - May 8, 2009 2:51 PM
I CAN ONLY HOPE MY KIDS COME OUT HALF THAT AWESOME
2. shoxxx - May 8, 2009 2:51 PM
first ..
3. shoxxx - May 8, 2009 2:52 PM
failed , i'll go kill myself
4. Me - May 8, 2009 2:54 PM
I'm gonna train my kid to hate eachother that much!! and ill pick sides... ill be a great parent :'D
5. Rossi - May 8, 2009 3:00 PM
Lame.
Anyone can have their kids pose with geek-themed Walmart toys for three seconds. How is that news-worthy?
6. TossMaSalad - May 8, 2009 3:03 PM
since when are there shadows on a lightsaber
7. F.I.N.E - May 8, 2009 3:10 PM
You know what they say...boys will be boys.....
Actualy, this reminds me of my two...'cept replace star wars with pokemon themed battle...*sigh*
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 8, 2009 3:10 PM
6 - Since the flash of the camera reacted with the light in the lightsaber...
That kid is evil. Like "Good Son" evil or something...
9. Big City - May 8, 2009 3:24 PM
Why the hell would you even make a post about this? Is this GW Jr.? If so, take that kid to the scoliosis doctor.
Also, spellcheck fail for this box not recognizing the word 'Geekologie'.
10. reptilard - May 8, 2009 4:45 PM
FAKE, if this kid was evil he would have a red lightsaber.
11. Daisy - May 8, 2009 4:50 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max had a purple light saber with the initials BAMF etched into the handle.
12. Darth - May 8, 2009 5:01 PM
This reminds me how sweet i was as a kid.
13. Milkman - May 8, 2009 5:19 PM
I'm gonna go against the grain on this one, I don't think its cool to teach your kids to even playfully want to chop each others heads off. Kids don't know right and wrong or realize their actions have consequences until a certain age/maturity. See the 9 year old who jumped off the top of a 10 story building with a trash bag for a parachute as an example.
Epic fail on the parents part. Hope you don't wake up some night and little Timmy took your chef knives and tried it for real.
14. Rhialto - May 8, 2009 5:22 PM
The kid is almost at the right spot.The tonsils are just a bit higher located.
15. john - May 8, 2009 8:48 PM
yeah epic fail on the parents... God forbid they play with toy swords and poke each other and pretend to fight and kill one another. Milkman do you think tag is a bad game too? because the poor kid who has to be "it". it's not cool to single that person out as bad... ain't politically correct.
only games kids should play is sitting still and playing tic-tac-toe with only cat game outcomes
16. Aids - May 9, 2009 2:05 AM
How many times i wish i could do this to one of my brothers!!
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17. McCracken - May 9, 2009 12:25 PM
I have red light saber!!! =D
@15 I agree, kids are kids just let them be.
18. Noah Lieske - May 10, 2009 2:29 PM
That's why I don't want kids. You never know what to expect from them. Noah Lieske
19. prodigyX - May 10, 2009 8:05 PM
http://pictureisunrelated.com/
20. Milkman - May 11, 2009 1:07 PM
LOL sure thing John