May 14 2009Best Financial Investment Commercial Ever
NOTE: VIDEO IS NSFW DEPENDING ON HOW YOUR EMPLOYER FEELS ABOUT VIVID ORIGAMI SEX ACTS.
This is a commercial for Bontrust Finance. It is arguably the best commercial for a financial institution I've ever seen. Not only was it incredibly well made, but it features lewd sex acts. OUT OF NOWHERE. Which, let's be honest, are the best kind. Except on the Metro. I'm looking at you, Mr. '"Whip it Out Whenever You Want". But no eye contact -- I remember what happened last time!
Thanks to Harry, who once had relations with one of those little paper fortune teller thingies you used to make in grade school.
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Reader Comments
1. poodles - May 14, 2009 11:32 AM
1st
2. yo mama - May 14, 2009 11:32 AM
first
3. yo mama - May 14, 2009 11:33 AM
err..... second. :)
4. Ronan - May 14, 2009 11:38 AM
So let me get this straight, Sterling's a slut?
5. Toxic Man - May 14, 2009 11:47 AM
I cant believe something like that actually got through lol damn thats too funny!!!
6. Timbo - May 14, 2009 11:47 AM
Curse your soul websense
7. STOMPY - May 14, 2009 11:51 AM
ya, i'll have to wait till i get home to actually view anything with moving pictures, i guess in the meantime i'll wait for someone to say something stupid and raise some hell....
8. Phillynate - May 14, 2009 11:55 AM
Is this really to be aired on the TV?
9. catch22 - May 14, 2009 11:56 AM
team america world police did it with puppets already...so why not
10. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 14, 2009 11:56 AM
6 - I second that. No streaming video, nothing tastless, nothing illegal, no shopping, no vulgarity, no entertainment, no fun. I still can't believe they haven't blocked this site yet!
Shit, I think I jinxed us. Sorry!
11. Somebody - May 14, 2009 12:00 PM
oh man...the lols
i wish my money had s-e-x...then I'll be Rich!...(wait is this come? oh it's just coins.)
PEw PEw PEW
12. Timbo - May 14, 2009 12:06 PM
I can at least do shoppning....at least until they read this...
13. STOMPY - May 14, 2009 12:17 PM
okyay, who's going around tempting the gods by mentioning that websense hasn't got GW yet... FAH-Q better knock on some wood... cause i'm knocking on mine right now...
14. Pew³ - May 14, 2009 12:22 PM
@9 I promise I will never die.
15. che-che - May 14, 2009 12:31 PM
its only funny if everyone else had done it all ready. most likely this is european. i dont have sound. so could tell. i saw one with balloon animals, made out of condoms. and they had a dry humping orgy. its whatever.
16. Clamdigger - May 14, 2009 12:33 PM
Paper cuts gotta hurt bad ........is this why my money has been so F****D ?
17. Jennifer - May 14, 2009 12:40 PM
Wow! I want to be a part of the creative team who came up with that! Yeah! Hurrah for pushing the envelope!
18. photoshop-police - May 14, 2009 1:01 PM
Does this mean that the British are screwing the US out of their money?
19. Daisy - May 14, 2009 1:04 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max won a big bet on the golf course and then yelled Hey everyone we're all gonna get laid. When they played the tape back on TV though he said they were going to get pizza!
20. Ollie Williams - May 14, 2009 1:15 PM
I'm Ollie Williams, and I approve of this commercial.
In other news, IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
21. Galtacticus - May 14, 2009 1:24 PM
I'm wondering what treatment George Washington got.
22. Angel Mass - May 14, 2009 1:27 PM
I think the superficial writer and the geelkologie writer switch places at times
23. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 14, 2009 2:14 PM
QUICK! Someone get me some wood to knock on!
24. Freddy - May 14, 2009 4:26 PM
Awesome commercial...except that she's a whore
25. ech0z - May 14, 2009 6:23 PM
lol at Mao Zedong at the end wanting to have sex with a democratic woman rofl. does that mean china wants to be america ftw?
sounds like the time i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. THE END
26. Clamdigger - May 14, 2009 6:55 PM
What do you leave on the dresser? People I guess
27. Pyrocantor - May 14, 2009 8:16 PM
Actually it's not British currency. It's German Marks. 100 Marks to be precise ( http://simsonsound.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dm_100.jpg ). It is from the latest series of German Mark. It was replaced when Germany switched to Euro in 2002.
28. Karg - May 14, 2009 9:09 PM
Deutschland Über Alles...
29. Aids - May 15, 2009 12:13 AM
Now this is Win!
Get it on!!
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