Awesome: The Future According To Microsoft

This is a video of the future according to Microsoft. And, despite not owning a Zune, I would totally live there. In a treehouse, bitches, a treehouse. Close your eyes -- can you see it? It looks like Tarzan dry humping Judy Jane Jetson.

Microsoft's REAL Vision of the Future [gizmodo]

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