May 11 2009Another Montauk Monster Washes Ashore

i think it's Paula Abdul. Maybe.

just wait till a unicorn washes up

Second

Wasn't there an artist who did stuff like this....? He made a mermaid or something and everyone thought it was real...

Looks like a fat, half rotten pig to me

*HORF*

please. all long islanders look like that. Especially if they're from "5 Towns"

Tara Reid's Party Suit

ewwwwwww

if it wasnt fake, they would be doing this crap in a well lit area

Geez, scary

To think about something else, hilarious video ;) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlFL-uJ4hmw

I wish I didn't have school, this stuff is so close to me but I can't just ditch without anyone knowing... This one is definitly wierder then the first!

@2- FAIL

For anyone out there who actually thinks this is real...
well..
it's not.

I am officially calling shenanigans.

where is the snuggler?!!

we need the snuggler!

Plastic surgeons learn their trade by practicing. Most of the time using animals "adopted" from animal shelters, both dead and alive. This is likely a new surgeons practice as you can see from the skin on its face being folded back. Could be a dog, cat, raccoon, pig, or any number of other animals that wind up at shelters.

or it could just be an elaborate hoax.

the first one was a decomposed racoon

I roll a Nature to find out what it is.
*rolls*

Six.

But... I'm an elf...

16.

It's a bag of trash.
I roll Thievery to steal it...

it's probably viral advertising for a movie. Cloverfield sequel please.

I've seen this animal before. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed. They're mainly bred for their skill in magic. I'm drawing a blank as to what the animal is called...help?

Look, I know this isn't actually the place for serious talk but I think I have a legitimate theory as to what this is and what's going on that's worth exploring.

Ever since Michael Vick, there has been an increased level in cracking down on the underground dog fighting ring. I couldn't think of a better place to hold one of these then on a boat; you can even throw the evidence overboard.

Please. If anyone knows how to contact the police in that area, pass this along.

I don't have any direct information. This is only a theory.

fap fap fap

o/ \o

@17 LoL

...Ever get the feeling you just failed a Spot check?

looks like a dog to me dude

@ 12.... Actually, 3 failed for saying "second". And now you failed as well. :D

@19 liger.

I think they are the same

@ 20. That is definitely a good way of thinking about it. The "original" monster was tested and it was determined to be a deceased pitbull of several weeks. This looks like a similar case. It's pretty sad.

So thats where my dinner went =(

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well if it's real I hope someone cuts it up & eats it before it goes bad.

I bet it'd go great with some bacon

it just looks like a friggin pig -_-

@12-Fail. You need to stay in school, especially english class. WEIRDER....moron

@ 5
Eino? are you trying to impersonate me?! how dare you!

lol! Don't call people fail if you yourself cant even spell than* right and understand that wierder isn't a proper word you douche bag, next time don't try to sound smart without hitting yourself in the nuts. This is why you can't ditch school. Bad grammar ftl. goddamn kids.

@ 27 How did you find out the 1st one was a pittbull, I just looked it up on a ton of sites and none of them said this. @ 30 do pigs have "fingers"? No.

this reminds me of a pig that washed up at a beach i used to live next to, except this is a dog. when living things float in the water for a long time, they get all blue and REALLY bloated, and the skin just slips off. pleasant. try going through underwater search and rescue training and finding a human corpse that's been floating for a week. hopefully you've got the scuba gear instead of being on the boat and trying to haul it on.

@35 (myself) OBVIOUSLY i meant living things that had died and float in the water, don't ya'll get all technical on my gramma. she's pretty spry.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong,

Tihs is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where max cut open a shark and pulled out a license plate. Later he looked at a dead girl and said this is not a boating accident.

Egypt had to do something with all those pigs they slaughtered.
Ha ha, take that America--swine flu just got waterborne!

everyone it's not true... look,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8KBlDi5pM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.geekologie.com%2F2009%2F05%2Fanother_montauk_monster_washes.php&feature=player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHw1nNqftcQ&annotation_id=annotation_195051&feature=iv

It looks like a dog. Not even questionable. What a bunch retards everyone is. Ever seen a dog skull? no? well now you have. geniuses.

@12 & 24- i used my ipod, the keyboard is impossible to use with no mistakes

sry @24 and 31- see, its hard typing on this thing

It is very obviously a turtle. A poor, poor, decomposing, stinkin' turtle.

What gullible idiots. They will all die of the Daisy's fake posts.

you guys remember the first one
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:RhodeislandMonster.jpg

here's what it is
http://www.beaconhillbiological.com/graphics/raccoon.jpg

a coon
now hows that for a slice of fried gold

you guys remember the second one
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/05/another_montauk_monster_washes.php

well heres what it is
http://beaconhillbiological.com/graphics/Wolf.JPG

dog

I'de bang it.

Sorry guys, but this one's a bear. The snout and jowls give it away.

Learn to spell ANONYMOUSE.

It's a manticore

WTF? jenny
If your criticizing the e in anonymouse. Shove it, i put the e there on purpose to make it mouse. How about you worry about your excessive capitalization problem and I'll do what ever the hell I want.

Just kidding. I'm not that big of an 455.

and @48 you must be out of your damn mind if you think that's a bear. Look at the zygomatic arch and the os incisivum.

@45
yeah boyyyyyyy!!

Shawn of the dead!

sweet! i frigging loved the first one and this one looks even tastier!

cant wait for a my trip to america to pick this bad boy up and roast it on my barbeque! tasty with bacon, bacon mayo and bacon chapstick. all washed down with a good helping of bacon vodka!

ill be waiting!

54th!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a meat cake wraped in bacon and fried in awesome!

Someone is performing alchemic transmutations to create chimeras. It's sick.

it's the Polar Bear from Lost.

it sheep...or lindsay lohan..i hope!!

I blame swine flu!....and Mexicans...

Hmm..

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yeah I'd hit that.

Does anybody care for some stuffed turkey?

Some tribes they put their catch in a big hole in the ground and cover it up with hot stones and sand.After hours it's cooked.Must be looking on something like this.

Hey, thank you for finding my mom

@63 Great way to have your teeth polished.

Just another bloated animal carcass that had it's dangly parts nibbled off by the fishies.

That or OMG IT'S AN ALIEN MONSTER, RUN FOR YOU LIVES!

Take your pick.

I think this is viral marketing for the remake of Tron that's coming out soon. Remember in the original when that guy with the mohawk goes to the farm and buys a pig? I don't either.

@16 ....a raccoon seriously?.... Sure buddy...sure...

GW's former Mother In Law tried to visit him... This is what happened as a result.

I think I woke up next to her after a wild night of drinking... not my most proud moment...

People's need to believe + bad education =

Guy #1: "Look at those fangs, man..."

Guy#2: "Yeah but look at those back teeth... those aren't like human teeth... they're like *molars* or something!"

Yeah... cuz people don't have molars, ya know? :P

Guys this is one of Lindsey Lohan's deformed bowel movements. The first one was actually fully formed.

#20's theory is actually a pretty good one.

As others have mentioned, take a look at a dog's skull.

https://www.drshipp.com/images/1641.jpg

Dog makes much more sense than monster.

The skin comes right off
The skin comes right off

I think it looks like a polar bear.

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Mommies, I've been stealing your babies I gag the brat and then maybe...
I'll suck out his brain
You know... Dead kids, they're making me feel almost hard
Go get one from the school yard
He bled like a stuck pig
[Chorus:]
Have you seen me?
Have you seen me?
Have you seen me?
Me.. Have you seen me?
Have you seen me?

Suckle my bloated love knuckle
Just like Fatty Arbuckle I'm gay and I'm proud
That right...
Faggot and a corpse full of maggots I wanna blow cüm not bag it
God damn it I'm horny!
[Chorus]
Have you seen me?
Have you seen me?
Have you seen me?
Me.. Have you seen me?
Have you seen me?

It's just a dead child
An object I've defiled
Yes I know its wrong
You'd rather that it was your mom? [x2]
Your mom, my mom, our mom, anybody's mom
Have you seen me?
Have you seen me?
Have you mother fücking seen me?
Have you seen me?
Have you seen me?
Me... Have you seen me?
Have..You..Seen...Me!!! Sated!
Now that I masturbated I'm in love but I'm hated I don't follow the crowd
But I said you.. Your covered in vile spew
My filthy chunks are all over you
My filthy filthy filthy chunks
My filthy filthy filthy....

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Tapir? It looks like an tapir to me.

ALIENZZZZZZZ

It's a dead, headless cow.

It's a baby midget elephant without a trunk! You can tell because it's fat like an elephant, just like the first one!

I suppose you know by now that I'm joking...

It's Southold, NY not Southhold. Open an atlas, ya f*cking dunce.

Dunno, looks like a dead pig to me.

it looks like the gargoyle dog thing from ghostbusters...

There is no Montauk Monster....there is only Zuul.

That's it, i know what happened now.

I remember seeing one of these before. This is one of Lindsey Lohan's baby clones created to help her over take us all and once and for all take over the planet. She shits one out every time her cat passes gas (No more refried beans for fluffy).

Poor lil guy, she flushed him down the toilet when she saw that he looked overwhelmingly better than she did. Thus it washed up to shore. Poor clone, it wasn't your fault. Many deformed monster clone babies look better than Lindsey, it happens...

This looks like Chris Bouvette!

Come on guys! It's a turtle without it's shell not some MONSTER! Jaxxon-There is no monster only ZUUL!

Is this a dead negra?
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@ 51: Do what with the what now? I'm just an average joe, not a skullologist.

next cloverfield film marketing ploy??????

@38 that actually made me laugh. you deserve major brownie points for that (and I mean the good brownies *nods*)

whatever the heck this thing is, I don't think everyone should be throwing all those accusations of what it is and isn't when there's a lack of something to compare its size to. The images of the first 'corpse' had nothing to scale other than sand... and this video doesn't do much justice either. I'm sure if we saw an image of either one of these 'corpses' with a person next to it, it'd really weed out some of those wayward theories.

anyways... it's still funny to see people get worked up over an image of some decaying bio-organic material caked in sand.

Can I fück it?

It's MAN-BEAR-PIG!

And you all thought Al Gore was an idiot..

Excelsior!

listen guys, my dad works at that "secret government facility" its called plum island and those did not come from there, ive been there and there weren't that many 2 headed cows there (JK, LOL there weren't any) really, these things are not coming from there

Half human/half pig.

It's a bloated decaying poodle that has probably fallen off some rich guys yacht

I saw it it's a lion it's huge.

MAN-BEAR-PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm cereal!

It's a freakin' raccoon carcas, guys. Seriously.

Go here to see the other montauk monster image: http://ifishct.com/blog/wp-content/gallery/random-photos/montauk-monster-racoon.jpg

>61. billabong021 - yeah I'd hit that.

*waves winged fist at billabong021*

DAMN YOU!! I was going to say that!! BASTARD!

Can I have sloppy seconds!?

It puts the lotion in the basket.

Oh, and definitely a dog. I like the dog fight theorist, good thinking.

Isn't someone wondering "where the f**k are all my dogs going?!" because at this point they've lost at least two.

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Mmmm MMMM! Get me mah EATIN' PANTS!

It's a Haunted Bird-Cow-Pig from another Dimension! Ftagn! Ftagn!

Its a pig! And to think...pigs could fly...well...swine Flu!!

wow I now believe in fairys now XD

So, what the f is that?
Some kind of mutated cow, dog, pig thing?

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