May 15 2009A Day In The Life Viewed Entirely In Logos
You may have already seen this before, and if you have, congratulations, you're a real internetellect. But for those of you who haven't, this is a day in the life of some woman named Jane viewed entirely in logos. Pretty clever. I thought about making one for myself, but then realized it would just be HP, Geekologie, Maker's Mark, Jurassic Park and Kleenex. I'm a simple guy, really.
Fun with brands - Jane's Brand-timeline Portrait [dearjanesample]
Thanks to Caroline, who only uses off-brands because she's thrifty. OR MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING WE DON'T! Caroline, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?
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Reader Comments
1. first? - May 15, 2009 3:34 PM
first?
2. Austin - May 15, 2009 3:36 PM
sekond?
3. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 15, 2009 3:39 PM
Fags? Yes!
4. Frank - May 15, 2009 3:39 PM
Who brushes their teeth before breakfast?
5. Timbo - May 15, 2009 3:40 PM
1 and second are dumb...
Clever girl.... (that's from Jurassic park! I love that movie)
6. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - May 15, 2009 3:41 PM
@1 & 2
I wanna make sweet passionate love with both of you.
7. Leonidas - May 15, 2009 3:44 PM
You're doing it to spite me, aren't you?
8. MacMaster - May 15, 2009 3:44 PM
Is your favourite park of Jurassic Park 2 when the dinosaur takes a huge shit? Yeah, mine too! Also my favourite part of JP III is when they dig through the dinosaur poop. Something about dinosaur poops seems appealing.
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 15, 2009 3:44 PM
@6
You converted to Catholicism for the jokes, didn't you?
10. Nightbringer - May 15, 2009 3:45 PM
This woman has entirely too much free time.
http://nightbringer101.mybrute.com
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 15, 2009 3:46 PM
@10
So do you, brute fag. Get off our boards.
12. turtoise - May 15, 2009 3:47 PM
where is the geekologie logo ??
13. Angel Mass - May 15, 2009 3:54 PM
Coca Cola Logo definitely missing there!
14. Ha - May 15, 2009 3:57 PM
Im liking the highly canadian feel of this...
CTV, TTC, Fionn MacCools... (hah, i just updated content at the building with that bad in it)
15. steve - May 15, 2009 3:59 PM
Vaseline at 6.39am.... nothing like a bit of Anal to get the day started!
16. Leonidas - May 15, 2009 4:00 PM
@9: a catholic priest, a rabbi, and a dinosaur are sitting in an airplane…
17. Nick - May 15, 2009 4:01 PM
I'm curious as to why she used two condoms, then half a condom and then another whole one.
18. Daisy - May 15, 2009 4:02 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max tatooed a dinosaur on his forehead and drove around yelling PEWPEWPEW out the window of his car.
19. Taylored - May 15, 2009 4:03 PM
looks like she is a bit of a whore.
Anal quicky before breakfast and 4 dudes(at least two of which are pot dealers) for 4 hours before bed...
20. haha - May 15, 2009 4:03 PM
@17
It broke?
21. Nick - May 15, 2009 4:06 PM
That's still a whole condom. It's like she cut it in half and saved some for the next day.
22. Leonidas - May 15, 2009 4:10 PM
Dental dam. She cut it in half and used it as a dental dam. No kidding about this being a site for geeks.
23. Learn How I Make $104 Profit everyday online - May 15, 2009 4:14 PM
i like that she smoked a little weed in between sex.
24. naas - May 15, 2009 4:16 PM
@15 hehe
My logo chart would be littered with the geekologie logo, pot leafs & boobies on computer screens
25. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 15, 2009 4:21 PM
I think this is lame.
26. dar - May 15, 2009 4:23 PM
my half condom question was answered. but i'm still curious.
27. da_phANT0m_Nuk3r - May 15, 2009 4:25 PM
Mine would be ETERNAL DARKNESS!
If you don't repeat this message 10 times in 30 minutes i will come and anally rape you!!!
NOW GO!
28. Ollie Williams - May 15, 2009 4:31 PM
Was it just me that after all the recent posts, I read the title as "A Day In The Life Viewed Entirely In Legos"?
29. WTB - May 15, 2009 4:32 PM
She's Canadian, and she's from Toronto.
You go, Jane!
30. Watch-303 - May 15, 2009 4:33 PM
these ads are fuc king annoying!
31. Gando - May 15, 2009 4:36 PM
Hehehe,pretty funny girl.
32. STOMPY - May 15, 2009 4:37 PM
@27
Surprise buttsex!!! Bring it!!! Oh and bring some lube, preferbly bubble gum flavored!
33. robert ford - May 15, 2009 4:37 PM
Fast forward 9 months with the huggies logo due to the half condom
34. Taylored - May 15, 2009 4:38 PM
@Ollie
I thought the same thing.
"Legos...? Ahh, these look more like... *scroll up*... *scroll down*... *scroll up* oh... That makes a lot more sense."
35. Taylored - May 15, 2009 4:40 PM
@ Robert
I am living testimony... Though we prefer Pampers.
36. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 15, 2009 4:43 PM
28 & 34 - I thought I was the only one confundled by that...
37. Galtacticus - May 15, 2009 4:44 PM
She doesn't have much sleep.
38. Pew³ - May 15, 2009 5:32 PM
Now someone needs to do a day in the life viewed entirely by LEGOs.
Sounds more interesting.
39. Tulip - May 15, 2009 5:40 PM
snoooore
40. JB - May 15, 2009 5:52 PM
I love me some Finn MacCool's.
41. aznterrorist - May 15, 2009 6:44 PM
O Canada... <3
http://at52.mybrute.com/ <--- fight me!!
42. JFreezy - May 15, 2009 7:04 PM
I want to know why she was on her Mac after smoking and right before the first round of "bumpin uglies" lol! I'll bet she was watching the GW make love to a raptor on his new webcam! That helps me get aroused! ROAWWWWWR!!
43. Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish - May 15, 2009 7:30 PM
I am ready to make passionate love to everyone here.
44. GeoPhil - May 15, 2009 7:34 PM
Wow, consumer whore.
45. pistol pete - May 15, 2009 8:14 PM
Whats the Bic at 3.35 for?
46. OnTheBanksOfTheRedCedar - May 15, 2009 9:18 PM
Someone having sex that much should probably be on bc, no?
47. Party Kid 3000 (aka Hannukah Montana) - May 15, 2009 9:39 PM
@9
That's part of the reason. But lemme tell you what, Catholic girls are much nicer. Nuff said...
48. Pubic Comb Over - May 16, 2009 12:06 AM
Wow, this bitch doesn't use toilet paper??
49. I would rather die - May 16, 2009 1:02 AM
I would rather die than define myself as corporate logos.
Really.
50. Shimmy - May 16, 2009 3:05 AM
See this is creepy because we understand EXACTLY everything she did that day like it was written out in plain English. Logos are a liitle like Heiroglyphics in this case.
51. Logo Man - May 16, 2009 5:58 AM
I can make up lists of logos too. Shame she made up the durex crap at the end...such a sad life, like all of you faggots.
52. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 16, 2009 8:19 AM
@47
You haven't met my mother, my sister, my aunt, or my grandma. The daily guilt of being raised Catholic is compounded by Catholic female family members. They never let you forget. Besides that (see: too serious), I was originally making a Seinfeld reference. You Anti-Denti!
53. Jaded Icon - May 16, 2009 9:05 AM
I think people are jumping to conclusions that she is whoring out to 4 guys. It could also be that she had sex with the same guy 3 1/2 times. Taking only breaks to play bob marley songs on her ipod and smoke some green. If that is the case then this guy is a stud and his name is Jaded Icon.
54. wha - May 16, 2009 10:15 PM
Alcohol and drugs in the evening, huh? Looks like someone's filling a hopeless soul void...
55. Floatinglint - May 17, 2009 4:11 AM
Gah! They missed car logo's ..that would have been perfect
56. Steve O - May 17, 2009 8:59 AM
@28
Yeah the only reason I clicked on this one was because i thought it said "Legos"
sad face
57. Captain - May 17, 2009 10:18 AM
Must See!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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58. Christina - May 17, 2009 6:49 PM
This was on MonsterQuest, from the "Jersey Devil" one, I believe. They even went into this "animal research" facility and the people there say that they do not experiment on animals, but on the viruses and diseases they have. They stated that these creatures were boxer dogs, and they do not have any dogs in their facility. Only animals like cows and horses. I do not think this is fake, I do not believe that it is a dog, and the people in the facility could be lying. I have no idea.
It has a beak in the other video. There is no teeth in the very front of the mouth, instead there is a sharp point. Therefore it is a beak. Don't know what the hell it is though.....
59. kevin - May 17, 2009 7:02 PM
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60. ardycake - May 17, 2009 7:15 PM
You didn't have any phone company logos.
61. KB - May 17, 2009 8:28 PM
@55-
theres no car logos cause this chick takes the TTC (Toronto's public transit). I feel sorry for her. . .
62. PepperOrient - May 17, 2009 10:56 PM
She only sleeps 4 or so hours?! That's incredible!
63. Ilya - May 18, 2009 12:29 AM
#5, Clever girl is also from CONTACT!. Much better delivered in that movie.
64. dorela - May 18, 2009 1:04 AM
o yeah, that's ture!
65. John Henry - May 18, 2009 1:46 AM
Hey I love that you like to Ride the Rocket baby, but come on! Adbusters did this a year ago!
66. Online Television - May 18, 2009 5:08 AM
What happened at 3:15 with the listerine?
67. ann - May 18, 2009 6:09 AM
check http://yourtvonline.com
68. alexx - May 18, 2009 9:50 AM
o yeah, that's ture!!!
69. McGuire - May 18, 2009 1:29 PM
This girl doesnt shit?
70. Jennifer - May 18, 2009 2:59 PM
Anyone else concerned about the half a Durex condom? They forgot the YAZ logo unless they meant to add a First Response logo a few weeks later in the timeline.
71. SayBlade - May 18, 2009 10:36 PM
What? No CBC?
72. Ate - May 19, 2009 6:13 AM
Launched today in the Netherlands: Beeldhorloge (a web and gsm enabled watch displaying characteristic images and icons to tell you what time it is). It's a piece of websoftware developed by www.snakeware.nl and a pictowatch developed by Timer B.V. Information is available at www.beeldhorloge.nl (Dutch for Pictowatch).
73. Captain - May 19, 2009 10:54 AM
Must See!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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;)
74. Jane Sample - May 20, 2009 7:37 AM
Well, well, well I guess I have to thank Geekologie for the reappearance of this little thing.
Thanks!
PS. Love the comments!
75. &iF - May 24, 2009 9:07 PM
Jandan visiter
76. fazai38 - June 3, 2009 12:30 PM
Great! I enjoy them..
77. YourJoyIsMyLow - July 25, 2009 1:27 PM
@5 "They remembah...." (Favorite JP character!)
People still watch MTV?? I was unaware.
78. Louis Vuitton - October 27, 2009 11:56 PM
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