May 12 2009$2,500 XBox Shoes Don't Even Play Games

Looking to blow $2,500 on something that's bound to get all scuffed up and smell funky within a few months? Cool, buy me one of those masturbation machines. Or these shoes.
These are an exclusive pair...only one of its kind. Patent leather back with embedded fiber optic wiring in the shape of the XBOX logo. Battery placement is in the tongue as well as on and off switch that has 2 settings: Strobe or Constant light functions. Gradient lime swoosh faded to black. The toe is painted in a surreal Tiger Camouflage with accents of lime and bright green. These are a men's size 11.
$2,500 for a pair of sneakers? For that kind of money I was at least expecting them to play Halo. Yeah, and have speakers so I can hear all the penisless pre-pubescent boys telling me what a homosexual African American I am.
Hit the jump for several more shots including the fiber optics in action.



Thanks to Deetz, who would rather spend his $2,500 on liquor and women BECAUSE HE'S A PATRIOT.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - May 12, 2009 2:41 PM
..and that's why its wasting your money
2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 12, 2009 2:41 PM
My Brute is for interwebz fagz!
3. fffffffffffffffffffffffffff - May 12, 2009 2:44 PM
but what if im not a size 11
4. catch22 - May 12, 2009 2:46 PM
what retard is gonna piss away $2500 on this crap... i mean thats like $1250 per shoe
where your feet go and stink up and walk through dog turds and stuff
anyone wanna give me half that, ill make a better pair that actually does play halo
i mean flash memory a small cpu and a controller port
the seller of these needs a medal (read: metal... pipe across the forhead) if some idiot actually pays for these
5. Kieren - May 12, 2009 2:51 PM
Wow I'm definitely not buying them
6. j - May 12, 2009 2:54 PM
FIRST!!!!!
7. gizmoduck - May 12, 2009 2:55 PM
hover boots are better
8. boom - May 12, 2009 2:55 PM
Im a surreal Tiger Camouflage
9. STOMPY - May 12, 2009 2:57 PM
I bet wii comes out with a pair thats a fraction of the price just to eff with them...
10. WrekTaFyr - May 12, 2009 3:00 PM
How long 'til we hear about a pair being RRoD'ed?
11. Mike Hawk - May 12, 2009 3:09 PM
ghey
12. Deetz - May 12, 2009 3:11 PM
Just bought them, SORRY GUYS!
13. Pew³ - May 12, 2009 3:20 PM
Hell, give me $2,000 I'll give you a pair of green shoes with the X logo on them, I'll even throw in an XBOX Arcade and two games. (Kung Fu Panda and Lego Indiana Jones).
Shipping extra, of course.
Pew pew pew!!!!
14. STOMPY - May 12, 2009 3:44 PM
@13, throw in DJ hero and I might think about it...
15. Kid C - May 12, 2009 3:48 PM
What happens if I put them on and go play DDR? Will the world end?
16. poodles - May 12, 2009 3:49 PM
Im pretty sure you all bitchin cuz you broke, "same here" some rich muthafugulia that loves x-box will buy them
17. poodles - May 12, 2009 3:52 PM
this reminds me! Al Harrington and Steven Jackson AKA "the thug" release $30 k-mart kicks! Wait to make parents happy during the recession, kids drooling over $30 shoes instead of $200 shoes, that is sweet, but then oh here comes Kanye releasing his $1900 Louies, what a punk... we in a recession fool
18. LSDiesel - May 12, 2009 4:03 PM
If you pay that much money for a pair of shoes, guaranteed you're just going to turn into a tool that goes around saying 'hey, guess how much I paid for these shoes' which translates to 'guess how much of a life I DON'T have'
19. dk - May 12, 2009 4:16 PM
@ the Gullible idiots!
There obviously fake, the shadows are all wrong.
20. LonnieBubonic - May 12, 2009 4:27 PM
but you guys are missin the point. you could make that your profile pic on Xbox live and all the 15 year olds you throw sticky grenades at will think you're the coolest dude living in your parents' basement ever.
"MOM! MORE HOT POCKETS!!!!"
21. Beastman AIDS - May 12, 2009 4:55 PM
ATROCIOUS
Unless "Surreal Tiger Camouflage" is actually "Ninja camo pirate hover-tigers with scorpion tails and suction-cup-feet riding dinosaurs into battle wielding crossbows and smaller dinosaurs as weapons" then it's a waste of money.
22. McCracken - May 12, 2009 5:15 PM
That is a huge waste of money.
23. Daisy - May 12, 2009 5:48 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max's rich uncle died and his last word was rosebud. A reporter was sent out to fid the meaning of the words, and asked Max about it. Max said he was a crazy old coot wityh a propensity towards LSD and kiddie porn, Rosebud was a 12 year old plillipino prostitute. The reporter decided not to fiollow up on the story after all, and covered the dog show in philly.
24. Nero - May 12, 2009 7:28 PM
Looks pretty cool to me! If only the price was better!
25. Sloppy Hand - May 12, 2009 10:17 PM
Fugly shoe, it is a shame to wear it.
26. Aids - May 13, 2009 2:31 AM
If They dont make me fly i don't want them!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
27. kreebilicus - May 13, 2009 4:53 AM
OMG!!! those shoes are just, like, the most absolutely, like, flucking retarded things i've ever seen!
28. handfullaboob - May 13, 2009 5:52 AM
quick fetch my wallet, i gotta make sure i get a pair........not, who the hell would buy those, they dont even look good. id rather drag my balls for one solid mile across sand paper that even look at these again.
29. Jaded Icon - May 13, 2009 6:55 AM
I've seen this marketing strategy before. It's centered around the sole belief that greedy marketing majors are smarter than computer programing majors. The sad part is they only need to sell one pair to make up their production costs......It's brilliant!
30. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 13, 2009 7:15 AM
Meh, ugly shoes. For that kind of money they should come with x-box, a few games, and Marty's hoverboard to distract from the douchebagdiness that are your shoes.
31. E of R - May 13, 2009 9:09 AM
O-man will have 2 pair for his next B-ball game
32. E of R - May 13, 2009 9:10 AM
Paid for with your childrens tax money
33. yz - May 13, 2009 10:39 AM
Surreal tiger camo looks like someone either threw up or let their kid drool on them. This aren't worth the time looking at them.....FUGLY
34. buy shoes online - May 26, 2009 2:31 PM
These shoes like a piece of art- judging by the price! Know your budget!!!
35. kmay - May 29, 2009 1:54 AM
so u want that much for some shoes like that them thangs should be fifty cent are eather put some more stuff on them butnext time i need to do it but i will give u credit nice to even get them like that
36. vonvon - May 29, 2009 2:07 AM
WELL LOOK AT THEM SHOES I GOT SHOES IN MY CLOSET THAT LOOK WAY BETTER MAN MY WORK SHOES LOOK BETTER THAN THAT MAN MY LIL CUZZO JAKALEB PLAY SHOES LOOK BETTER THA THAT THATS ASHAME WHO EVER MADE THEM SHOES NEED TO O AND THINK AGAIN AND RETHINK THAT PRICE TOO MAN I CAN GIVE YALL 2 XBOX360 AND AT LEAST 10 GAMES TO GO WIT ALL THWE CONTROLLERS AND EVEN THE WIRELESS ONES TOO SO NOW THINK ABOUT THAT PLAYER
NOW STUNT NOW GO THINK ABOUT WHAT YHU JUST DID TO A PERFECT PAIR OR REGULAR SHOES THAT I COULDA LOOK BETTTA THAN WAT YHU GOT RIGHT THERE MR. AND JAKALEB COULDA MADE BETTA SHOE S DEN THAT NOW.............................................................................HOLLA PLAYA THINK BOUT WAT YHU JUST DID
37. vonvon - May 29, 2009 2:08 AM
WELL LOOK AT THEM SHOES I GOT SHOES IN MY CLOSET THAT LOOK WAY BETTER MAN MY WORK SHOES LOOK BETTER THAN THAT MAN MY LIL CUZZO JAKALEB PLAY SHOES LOOK BETTER THA THAT THATS ASHAME WHO EVER MADE THEM SHOES NEED TO O AND THINK AGAIN AND RETHINK THAT PRICE TOO MAN I CAN GIVE YALL 2 XBOX360 AND AT LEAST 10 GAMES TO GO WIT ALL THWE CONTROLLERS AND EVEN THE WIRELESS ONES TOO SO NOW THINK ABOUT THAT PLAYER
NOW STUNT NOW GO THINK ABOUT WHAT YHU JUST DID TO A PERFECT PAIR OR REGULAR SHOES THAT I COULDA LOOK BETTTA THAN WAT YHU GOT RIGHT THERE MR. AND JAKALEB COULDA MADE BETTA SHOE S DEN THAT NOW.............................................................................HOLLA PLAYA THINK BOUT WAT YHU JUST DID
38. tyler hornaday - May 29, 2009 8:46 PM
these are nice
39. laptop battery sell - January 4, 2010 3:02 AM
It's a good idea .Thank you.