Apr 12 2009Woody Harrelson Assaults 'Zombie' Paparazzo
And in celebrity-related undead news, Woody Harrelson beat up a photographer and blamed it on the fact he thought the dude was a zombie. Good lookin', Woody.
Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.
"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist."With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.
Ha, quite understandably is right. But seriously, Woody, how'd you sneak weed on the plane?
Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie [cnn]
Thanks to Larry, RyanThePerson, Evan and 4thirty, who once beat up a group of vampire paparazzi before realizing they were just a bunch of pale Twihards trying to score a picture of Robert Patteson.
Reader Comments
1. squeegee - April 12, 2009 5:52 PM
OMGWTFBBQ
2. naas 日本に行 in tokyo - April 12, 2009 5:56 PM
SAUCE.... yeah wtf
3. squeegee - April 12, 2009 6:08 PM
Zombieland sounds like a theme park for childhood trauma
4. squeegee - April 12, 2009 6:08 PM
or just a horrible movie...
5. squeegee - April 12, 2009 6:09 PM
again...
6. squeegee - April 12, 2009 6:10 PM
now I'm just posting this cause i'm bored
7. squeegee - April 12, 2009 6:11 PM
my name links to thisiswhyyourefat.com, btw so woo.
8. squeegee - April 12, 2009 6:11 PM
cause I'm fat...
9. Turtizzle - April 12, 2009 6:16 PM
alrighty, this is a complete ripoff of this youtube video!!!!
wtf GW?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2dS1GMCwx0
10. Fuzzy Ink - April 12, 2009 6:21 PM
@9 Quite possibly the worst video I've ever seen.
I feel like it might take something a little stronger than weed to understandably mistake a photographer for a zombie. Happy Easter, Woody!
11. Sal - April 12, 2009 7:06 PM
*Click, Click* ZOMBIE!
12. Tennist0 - April 12, 2009 7:17 PM
all i can say is retard!
13. GeologyGirl420 - April 12, 2009 7:28 PM
smuggling weed on a plane is easy even into the states, where you guys are certain weed is = herion
14. oswald crumpit - April 12, 2009 7:32 PM
Check this out Geekology Dude!!!!!
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15. paul - April 12, 2009 7:45 PM
Awesome!
16. anonymous - April 12, 2009 8:50 PM
@14 4chan.orgs random boards run of the mill /b/tard
17. Mr.Checkers - April 12, 2009 9:00 PM
PEW PEW!?
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18. don johnson - April 12, 2009 10:05 PM
I wonder if Woody's ever heard of a DICK DONUT? I didn't know what the hell they were until I saw this video (hilarious but NSFW!):
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164
p.s. Miami Vice is awesome!
19. MechanicalApe - April 12, 2009 10:50 PM
braaaaaains...I mean peeeenis...
and SHIT. I lost the game...
20. Jiakasuma - April 12, 2009 11:47 PM
I had a similar experience with this zombie girl once, but she told me to eat her up and in return I let her nibble my head... >.>
21. hERB - April 13, 2009 7:03 AM
lol
that dude is awesome
22. robo - April 13, 2009 7:07 AM
Makes perfect sense!
23. jose arcadio bundia - April 13, 2009 8:24 AM
PEW PEW ZOMBIE
24. Matthew - April 13, 2009 9:15 AM
Actually, Mr. Geekologie writer, a weed zombie would not be craving hemp, hemp and weed are antithetical to each other. One cannot get stoned off of hemp.
25. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 13, 2009 10:15 AM
24 - No, but you can smoke weed and make nifty jewelry/clothing out of hemp while stoned...
26. Watch - April 13, 2009 11:26 AM
another damn Waiting reference. crazy
27. wakawaka - April 13, 2009 12:07 PM
Heh, I'd have beaten the guy up just the same...dam paparazzi always in your face..even when in the toilet!
28. milkman - April 13, 2009 1:15 PM
Woody is smert.
29. Beastman AIDS - April 13, 2009 4:35 PM
@14
Is that sposed to be goatcx?
If I squint I can make out the nutsac.
30. timmy the dying boy - April 13, 2009 9:07 PM
Another clever career move, Woody, I see the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. And "Zombieland?" Wasn't e nominated for an Oscar a few years ago?
31. naas 日本に行く in tokyo - April 14, 2009 8:14 AM
@29 you mean goatse.cz (?)
yes