Apr 2 2009What's Under The Zipper?: Sackboy Anatomy
This is another anatomical rendering by Jason Freeney of Sackboy's innards. As you can see, there are guts under that zipper. Of course, I already knew that because I got all stabby on him once when he wouldn't give me his wallet. Yeah, and all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't stitch Sackboy together again. So, let that be a lesson to the rest of you.
Jason Freeney's Website
and
The Anatomy Of A Sackboy [kotaku]
Thanks to Julian, who took one for the team and pointed out Sackboy's genitalia was modeled after his own so I wouldn't have to.
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Reader Comments
1. Poophead - April 2, 2009 10:18 AM
Furst.
2. naas - April 2, 2009 10:18 AM
Anatomical charts are taking over
3. Jules - April 2, 2009 10:19 AM
I'm sooo get one of these.....NOT. Can I say ripoff and no imagination?
4. 24bit-whore - April 2, 2009 10:21 AM
The firstard virus has spread far worse than any conficker worm. It's too bad there's not a patch for douchebaggery, I'd buy everyone a round!
5. Synesthesia - April 2, 2009 10:25 AM
coooooool
6. naas - April 2, 2009 10:25 AM
@1 http://brooklynradio.net/files/image/douche/douche.jpg
7. Madgame - April 2, 2009 10:28 AM
I can show you what's under my sack if you want
8. naas - April 2, 2009 10:31 AM
@7 I am going to guess - jump to 2:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjq8KsGrlL4&feature=related
9. LSDiesel - April 2, 2009 10:33 AM
Good Morning Geeks.
These get really boring after a while.
Except the tiny schmeckle. That made my morning.
10. Watch - April 2, 2009 10:34 AM
Ummmmmmmmm......
11. Daisy - April 2, 2009 10:35 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. YOu can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was making like a legless viet nam vet, and begging for money on the street. The cops caught him and picked him up off his dolly. When his legs came out he exclaimed its a miracle, and ran away.
12. 24bit-whore - April 2, 2009 10:35 AM
@8 That link is funny as shit but *questionably not safe for work, depending on what you do to get by these days. Taint mansion hahahaha
13. catch22 - April 2, 2009 10:37 AM
Bold of you GW filtering language but posting a pic of sackboy's "junk"
14. wokka - April 2, 2009 10:39 AM
at least these dont piss me off nearly as much as the bajillion periodic tables
15. dubba - April 2, 2009 10:43 AM
so let me get this straight... sackboy has a penis... meaning sackgirl would have a vag.... but in order to "use the parts" they would have to unzip their skin ultimately causing their guts to pour out?
16. Madgame - April 2, 2009 10:57 AM
@8 - can't watch youtube at work.
So you don't have to guess anymore, I had a baby kangaroo (or a 'joey' as they are called). He is slowly maturing and very soon he will be making his epic journey up my torso...wish him luck.
17. Keysha - April 2, 2009 11:02 AM
please don't give that to kids: you'll freak them out for life! lol
18. SiGee - April 2, 2009 11:04 AM
This guy does some cool artwork.
19. naas - April 2, 2009 11:05 AM
@16 aahhh weaksausages on the youtube deal, it was just a guess. I wish you luck little lump
20. Ollie Williams - April 2, 2009 11:18 AM
For once in my long existence on Geekologie, I'm going to agree with SiGee, I dig these.
21. LSDiesel - April 2, 2009 11:19 AM
@18, SiGee! I've missed you so much! Do you have any idea how many grapefruits I've sodomized waiting for you to come home!?
I miss you. Let's make love while sky diving like we always planned.
22. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 2, 2009 12:17 PM
Anatomical charts + Periodic tables + Tokyo Flash watches = GRRRR
23. Pew³ - April 2, 2009 12:33 PM
@22. This time YOU said what I was thinking.
24. Rhialto - April 2, 2009 12:45 PM
I bet there're even freaks who are getting aroused by this!
25. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 2, 2009 12:46 PM
@24
Hi! Have we met?
26. catch22 - April 2, 2009 12:47 PM
@22...dont forget the poorly made theme cakes
27. Galtacticus - April 2, 2009 12:49 PM
Wow! That's a big zipper!
28. Sauron - April 2, 2009 2:02 PM
What's under the zipper!? We don't give a shit!
29. Darth - April 2, 2009 2:06 PM
The wet dream of a pedofile!?
30. Gando - April 2, 2009 2:08 PM
That must be a little Thai boy!
31. Nero - April 2, 2009 2:14 PM
That's one ugly doll! Only pedofiles or the same ugly kind want to have sex with this!
32. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 2, 2009 2:21 PM
@31
You have 2 of them, don't you?
33. SiGee - April 2, 2009 2:28 PM
@21
LSD!
Hey babe!!
Missed you too! I was gone far too long.
Fallin from the skies gets me tired.
Make sure you rinse off, grapfruit juice can sting!
Lets make love in the skies!!!
HIAYO!!
34. Sauron - April 2, 2009 5:44 PM
I don't give a shit about these creatures! But i love to kick their assses bad! Because i know they love it!
35. Nero - April 2, 2009 5:46 PM
Yay! Are we going to see some fuglyness!??
36. Rhialto - April 2, 2009 5:55 PM
One ugly donkey ass movement more of these fugly losers will be enough to get their deepest and darkest wish fullfilled! Did i tell you i just quit smoking a couple of days ago!?
37. fulllovegirl - April 3, 2009 4:50 AM
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