What The?: Questionable Sub Commercial

I love Quiznos. Or, I should say, I loved Quiznos before I found out their ovens encourage employees to have sex with them. I mean, WTF? This isn't how you sell delicious, oven-baked subs, this is how you....damnit, now I want Quiznos.

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Thanks to Jordan and Reiko, who have never gone anywhere near a toaster with their junk exposed. Or so they say.

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