Apr 9 2009Two Chicks In A Bar Having A Lightsaber Fight
NOTE: VIDEO IS SLIGHTLY NSFW DUE TO UNDERWEAR.
This is a fake commercial for men's body spray that features two chicks having a lightsaber battle over some tainty dude that smells good. SPOILER: they cut each other's clothes off, making it the best commercial for a fake product EVER. I just ordered like a million cases. Or, I dunno, left my credit card number as a Youtube comment.
Thanks to Dustin, Dallas and CJ, who once saw two chicks have a lightsaber duel while Jello wresting. I know, I should write erotic fiction.
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Reader Comments
1. Max - April 9, 2009 10:23 AM
Woot first
2. 1up dick - April 9, 2009 10:27 AM
woot second
3. Leonidas - April 9, 2009 10:32 AM
Pity that the credits are almost as long as the movie. Wonder if the writer/director is Adam Green from the Mouldy Peaches?
4. Leonidas - April 9, 2009 10:33 AM
^^ woot fail ^^
5. The Thompson - April 9, 2009 10:49 AM
I'm very surprised there isn't an entire category of porn involving lightsabers... Greatest idea ever
6. Daisy - April 9, 2009 10:50 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max and his friends screwed elanor arroway on a pool table at big dans. This messed her up and after that she stumbled around saying the Dingoes ate my baby.
7. Dinosaur Rex - April 9, 2009 10:52 AM
This would be by far the best commercial ever
Too bad that body spray does not exist, i'd buy them all.
8. LSDiesel - April 9, 2009 10:56 AM
I just sent the Brunette a message on Facebook.
9. Pat - April 9, 2009 11:04 AM
Phht! That happens to me all the time!
10. Moose Knuckle - April 9, 2009 11:05 AM
This commercial is NSF-my pants...
11. Right Fury - April 9, 2009 11:18 AM
No matter which girl wins, dude loses at least one week a month.
12. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 9, 2009 11:23 AM
11 - As opposed to your woman, who loses all the time now.
13. hedgehog - April 9, 2009 11:24 AM
I wonder if they're game for a threesome
14. -Lmega5- - April 9, 2009 11:27 AM
i came Xo
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 9, 2009 11:44 AM
@12
Woman? Psh! More like hand. ZING!
16. michele - April 9, 2009 12:13 PM
Daisy: "This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong."
That is hilarious. I hope you meant that as a joke because that excuse for claiming something is photoshopped was called out a decade ago! Good luck with other claims such as, "I was drunk!" or "He said he loved me!"
17. anarki - April 9, 2009 12:44 PM
Did anyone else noticed that the sound effect of the part they join the sabres is Starcraft's Protoss' building portals?
18. Amaranth - April 9, 2009 12:55 PM
video is flagged down
19. sin - April 9, 2009 1:18 PM
That is a nerds wet dream right there. Who care where they got sound effects or ideas, its a great fake commercial. Take it for what it is. Just something fun to watch.
20. Vince Lombardi - April 9, 2009 1:35 PM
OUTSTANDING. I don't know which is better - the quick camera phone shot, or the Jedi Mind Trick at the end! Instant classic!
21. JK - April 9, 2009 1:41 PM
LOL! I love the suprised look on the guys face when she first turns on the light sabre.
This video is awesome x1000
22. Pew³ - April 9, 2009 1:54 PM
These aren't the girls I'm looking for.
23. Owen - April 9, 2009 4:36 PM
@ 16 - You are obviously new around here...
24. Watch - April 9, 2009 5:34 PM
NICE!!!
25. CaptainAwesome - April 9, 2009 7:42 PM
I second number 23!
Daisy is obviously pro
GAME LOSS
26. Pepper - April 9, 2009 8:40 PM
this is my goal in life...to use my light saber to pick up guys. i even own a red bra! i think this has potential...
27. frenchfriend - April 10, 2009 7:56 AM
In the porn film i'm producing, Yoda is the main character... :p
Lucky man...
28. saefsef - April 10, 2009 10:39 AM
irrefutable win
29. Sam Chan - April 10, 2009 10:44 AM
This is a complete rip-off of last year's amazing short STABBING AT LEIA'S (which was much smarter IMHO).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwXIarEpzI
30. jo - April 10, 2009 7:52 PM
whoa! was the blond girl on LOST at The Looking Glass station?
31. Daisy has a small penis - April 11, 2009 3:35 AM
The blonde one
http://www.pbase.com/dudedelux/clare_grant_final
32. rd - April 11, 2009 6:28 PM
andrew kramer titles much??
33. Ninny - April 15, 2009 4:42 AM
Sexist.