April 6, 2009

Thief Uses Head As Battering Ram, Fails

Filed Under: door / door win / fail / failure at life / geez / head / idiots / maroon / no no no - you're doing it all wrong -- you need more speed! / no thanks / not impressive / ouch / ouch -- ouch -- ouch / pain / painful / pathetic / rob / sad / wonk wonk / wow / wtf is wrong with you? / wtf were you thinking?

A would-be thief tried to use his head as a battering ram to bust open the back door of a home in St Petersburg, Florida. He failed miserably. But I loved how he got down like a bull before charging the door, I thought that was a nice touch. Just chalk it up as a learning experience, buddy. One about God not compensating for lacking brainpower with a reinforced skull and spine.

Nutty robber uses his head [thesun]

Thanks to Richie-Con-Carne, who once laid siege to an entire castle wearing a bicycle helmet.

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