Apr 13 2009Sexiest Dinosaur Costume EVER EVER EVER

My God what I wouldn't give to be that guy.
Best costume ever? You be the judge.*
*Unless you answered "no", in which case, you seriously suck at judging.
Picture [izismile]
Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who knew how inherently sexy this was as soon as he saw it. Spikey, we should start a club.
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Reader Comments
1. fuzzy - April 13, 2009 12:41 PM
1st
2. bryan - April 13, 2009 12:42 PM
thats awesome! Dinosaur costumes FTW!!!
3. WANGTHANG - April 13, 2009 12:42 PM
Fuzzy = naaaah.
4. cc - April 13, 2009 12:42 PM
win
5. Keen - April 13, 2009 12:43 PM
Wow! That is impressively done and so creative an idea!
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 13, 2009 12:43 PM
This is pretty damned imaginative! WIN!
7. reptilard - April 13, 2009 12:43 PM
no
8. wow - April 13, 2009 12:47 PM
that is wiiiiiiicked!
9. LSDiesel - April 13, 2009 12:54 PM
Barney's evil twin Al didn't have the smooth skin and happy complexion needed for children's television, so he now spends his days capturing older men to take back to his cave and suck on their creamy hamstrings.
You're right, I'm not that funny.
Nice costume though!
10. Watch - April 13, 2009 12:57 PM
uhhh.... not cool
11. Watch - April 13, 2009 12:57 PM
UH OH HE'S BEEN CAPTURED BY F UCKASAURARUS REX!!!!!!
12. geekgirl - April 13, 2009 12:59 PM
AAAAH! i totally know him, his name is randy, he has hella costumes! he designed the sets for the musicals at my grade school trippy!
13. todders - April 13, 2009 1:04 PM
13th!
It looks like that dude just took a DICK DONUT to the face! Never heard of a DICK DONUT? this video will explain (hilarious, but NSFW)
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164
14. that sucks! - April 13, 2009 1:13 PM
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll tell you what would make this costume BETTER. Instead of the dinosaur, try Pedobear with a child in the cage....mwahahahaha!!!
15. Bill - April 13, 2009 1:49 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DFFpl5HLdoY/Sa6u0rdht9I/AAAAAAAAAB8/bzan0N3MjOE/s1600/Tacos_What_tacos_by_.jpg
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16. Brandt Cooley - April 13, 2009 2:01 PM
The best costume ever, hands down, or hands bound.
17. Quik - April 13, 2009 2:07 PM
Those Rapeasaurs sure are angry.
18. lul - April 13, 2009 2:41 PM
someone is being buttraped in the picture ]:
19. Derrick - April 13, 2009 2:57 PM
So, I try to post a comment, and it gets kicked for cussing, then I retype it, and get "Too many comments have been submitted from you in a short period of time. Please try again in a short while." I'm getting soo tired of this, I'm about to start my own ologie so people can talk how they want, i'll call it, freedomoffin'gspeachologie. I hate how a handfull of whiners make everything harder (and less fun) for everyone else, way to be pw gw.
20. omg soooo randum - April 13, 2009 3:02 PM
Im glad Derrick is dedicating himself to such an important cause.
21. ... - April 13, 2009 3:33 PM
Stumble much?
22. Renia - April 13, 2009 4:16 PM
Seems a little restricting.
23. Kidiu - April 13, 2009 9:43 PM
Actually, it is kinda sexy.
...in that 'slash' kind of way.
24. jab - April 14, 2009 2:38 AM
You should credit the source instead of just linking to a shared photo
25. Jab - April 14, 2009 2:39 AM
christ they're expensive.
http://www.stagecraftinc.com/htmlFile/TPWI.html
26. Hawk - April 14, 2009 1:18 PM
Awesome, Perfect, Fantastic etc... Best Costume Ever!
27. h0nk - April 14, 2009 11:48 PM
very nice, great idea !!
28. lanayako - April 15, 2009 10:44 AM
in taiwan there's a dance, pretty much like the concept above, performed by one person, whose upper body should act like a grandchild and lower body should act like a grandpa.
http://tour.yunlin.gov.tw/files/a/%E5%B8%83%E9%A6%AC3.jpg
29. lochrie the dinosaur lover - July 21, 2009 3:09 PM
where can i buy this? i will pay any amount of money as i am an eccentric millionaire NAME YOUR PRICE