Apr 11 2009Robot Suit Going Into Production For $4,200

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You suck ass

Ummmm yeah.....

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Space Odessy 2001 anyone? HAL-1000 ring any bells? Space Ship Discovery? We're all gonna die!

Cyberdyne? Oh, I'm sure that's a good sign! I mean... what could go wrong with a robot made by Cyberdyne?

I just remembered... space odessy 2010... it was a foreshaddow... space odessy 2001 was a documentary, lets not forget. If 2010 was right then we must find a robot therapist and have him talk HAL into letting us go... but only if we can get the soviets and Americans on the same page

Cyberdyne the company that created the terminator and HAL the most molevolant artificial intelligence ever, way to go on naming things idiots!

Be nice or me and my robot suit may use your head-only for games.

Maybe my standards are just too high, but did anyone else not see anything special in that video?

For $4200 I want my robot exo-suit to let me do more that squat a few times, sit in a chair and then stand up, walk up and down stairs, hold a few bags of sand(?)...

My meat-body can do this for free.

Are you guys missing the obvious here?! Samus Aran? This is just the precurser to her awesome varia suit!

Anyone else noticed it says cyberdyne on it. The very same company that nearly caused judgement day in terminator two..?

That picture is way gay.

Robot apocalypse is upon us folks.

Freaking Cyberdyne... yeah, we're screwed. If anybody knows a John Connor, best not let him die.

"designed to help the asian"

Is more like it.

Look at that scrawny wimp. I could still kick his ass with that robot suit on.

I want to see someone wearing this do something that's actually impressive. A few bags of sand of indeterminate weight while doing some squats doesn't really give any real visual representation of what this thing is capable of. So far, all I've seen is that it's really good at making you walk and sit awkwardly.

In the yeeeeear 2000. This is what Rugby players will be wearing. Oh, wait.

ok, so now we've linked this to HAL-1000 who killed the crew of discovery and the company from terminator... april fools? i hope

I WANT ONE OF THESE!!!! YES MADE IT IT AGAIN!!!

Video was retarded.. It was like - watch how this guy can do NORMAL STUFF while wearing a $4,200 suit!!! How about lifting a car or jumping 10ft straight up..

this reminds me of the robot suit i made in my vocation school's welding class. it was made from 4 car jacks, a battery from a golf cart, and 20 lbs. of crack cocaine. It worked phenomenally well until i wore it through downtown seattle, and was chased by a slobbering horde of crackheads. They must be able to sense the stuff, because i had painted it with a TON of chrome spraypaint. anyways, i was running from them when two cars stopped on either side of me, and i decided to just lift the one in front out of the way. the suit was so much stronger then me that when i went to lift, it just sheared off both my arms and the wrists. i was mobbed by the crackheads, and had to go to penis typing school in order to write this obnoxious rants.

also, my grammar has apparently suffered.

that guy looked totally natural walking in that suit

totally

I want one

oh...my...god...he can hold things in his arms and sit down!!! That is ground breaking work right there.

Sheesh, everyone! It's being marketing for people with pre-existing disabilities. Try not being able to do everyday tasks with a severe disability that this could help. I don't think you'll be ragging on it then . This might mean that the disabled might be able to be more independent and lead normal lives. Once again, not for your average person. I think it's a great idea.

It's good for lazy people like myself.... but yeah, it's amazing.

i just threw up a little in my mouth, thank god i was able to swallow that delicious peice of awsome back down

James Cameron needs to sue somebody.

Sure, this looks good now, but what about when the suit takes over the wearer's brain? Hasn't anyone seen Lawnmower Man? Truly, Pierce Brosnan's finest work.

Cyberdyne? HAL? Sweet blue glow? Hoax imo.

To all you sissies whining about Space Odyssey, let me remind you that all it takes to deactivate HAL is a "tiny guillotine for mice." Also, nobody remembers the ending of ALIENS? This is awesome, I want!

FAKE! This is a total Photoshop job. You can tell because no one is dumb enough to name their company Cyberdyne and then release a product named HAL.
Right?
Next up: Omni Consumer Products will showcase its brand new ED-209 law enforcement robot. ("Kills guys wearing business suits dead!")

Its ok guys, luckily terminator is just a film which was made up, and so was space odessy 2010 so no one needs to freak out about the end of the world yet...

I'd buy this.

Yo, you ever heard of a DICK DONUT? Me either, hilarious though:

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164

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OH MY GOD IT'S MADE BY CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!!! THEY MADE SKYNET IN THE TERMINATOR MOVIES!!!!

Did they HAVE to name it HAL???

@ 36 you're right:

Control Unit on back: loot at the pointer

The guy that photoshoped the chinees misplaced the chinees' head (or maybe the pointer)

I can't upgrade it, when i can attach a few awesome lasers call me.

Varia suit FTW

Y'know, the Nazis used Robot suits..

James Cameron? pssshh...
Robert Heinlein is the one who first offered the idea of powered armor in Starship Troopers. The movie totally left it out. I think one of the best scenes from the book involved the phrase "I'm a 30-second bomb!" (30-second?)

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Its not fake they got a website about it with press conferences and everything...
a hoax wouldnt go as far as that...

a lil PEW PEW would be nice tho.

Just wait until he gets the ring of death, then he will be easy to take out.

I'm going to assume the bit about "tenfold strength" is only true if you have a degenerative muscle disease.

Sweet, just in a few years we will have spacemarines clearing up North Korea for us..

the US military has one of these 10 yrs ago. and its less bulky too.

ill think its cool when he can jump into a window on the 10th floor

These things are cool, but i don't want a sales call from them until they have laser beams, jet packs, and forearm-mounted rocket launchers. PEW PEW!!!

@50
here is a link to an old vid about the US Army design (includes: some heavy lifting, and punching)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hkCcoenLW4

i know what i want for christmas :D go go exo-squad

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anyone notice they spell Cyberdyne exactly like they do in Terminator? AND THEY MAKE ROBOTS.

i just noticed, i dont think anyone else has, they're called 'CRBERDYNE" and they make ROBOTS... like from that movie.. cant remember what its called.. and HAL like from that other movie, wats its name... amazing i know!

Aparantly you can get a toaster that plugs into your computer, this robot suit cant make toast can it?

I have a toaster that plugs into a robot , I call him robo toast, he keeps the butter drippy

NEXT STEP SPACE MARINES

The only thing I imagine this would be good for would be for people with diseases that destroy their muscles and don't want to be confined to a wheelchair.

Otherwise, it's pretty absurd. People in accidents should HAVE to take muscle rehab, or they'll rely on this thing their whole life.

is it me or you just hate change. well get used to it. the world is going to change matter what. u cant stop it. so try getting used to it.

This suit isnt for everyone i got shot and bounded to a wheelchair in my teen years and been living on my own as soon as i was young enough to do so in US. I live a good life n try to live as normal as possible i put on my pants one leg at a time like u do and am very independent. I think one of these suits is a small price to pay i would take the financial burden and invest in one of these. I would love to try it; obviously not everywhere and all the time but imagine what this suit can do for a paraplegic if im willing to treat myself on such a heavy price tag. Small price to pay for the possibilities

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