Apr 17 2009Robot Dinos Shoot Beams When They Roar
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar is a little Flash game you can play online (not to be confused with Jetpack Brontosaurus). Basically you're a robotic dinosaur that flies around shooting laser beams out of its mouth to destroy little balls and planes and a spinning laser thingy. I know, I am the king of vivid description. It doesn't take long to beat, so I highly recommend pissing away five minutes of your Friday playing. And if the boss comes by and asks what you're doing, I want you to look him dead in the eyes and tell him to go micromanage his penis. Then yell "BURN!" and initiate a high-five sequence. Alternatively, start packing up your desk.
Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar [arcadebomb]
Thanks to Oliver, Asiantom and Chris, who, RRRRAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!
Reader Comments
1. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - April 17, 2009 9:42 AM
ONE
2. Mesarim - April 17, 2009 9:46 AM
What no mention of heart broken sexyness by GW?
3. NassT - April 17, 2009 9:46 AM
I just saw geekologie on head line news while they were doing a story about chest tree nut.
4. Mesarim - April 17, 2009 9:47 AM
I would figure that flying PEW PEW dino's (even though they are robots) would at least made him horny or something. I like the concept, but I just can't seem to play it for any length, the boss keeps hovering over me.
5. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 17, 2009 9:53 AM
This is my life...
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Shoot me?
6. Dorkus Malorkus - April 17, 2009 9:55 AM
There is no better reason for the internet to exist than to provide me with robot dinosaurs that shoot laser beams when they roar. My life is now complete.
7. Mesarim - April 17, 2009 9:55 AM
I get the same now. Seems work DOESN'T mix with fun...
8. Badcopnodonut - April 17, 2009 9:57 AM
Awesome.
9. Timbo - April 17, 2009 10:03 AM
@5 & 7 ...I know exactly what you mean.....
It's "The Man" he's holding you back one game at a time...
10. gizmoduck - April 17, 2009 10:08 AM
oh baby i love your ways
11. Toby - April 17, 2009 10:09 AM
Does anyone feel that this is stealing rocket brontasaurus's thunder?
12. whatever - April 17, 2009 10:10 AM
DAM, I WAS GONNA TELL THE GW ABOUT THIS AND THEY BEAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
13. Leonidas - April 17, 2009 10:18 AM
Oh, so robots are acceptable now because they're in the form of dinos? Hypocrite...
14. Ollie Williams - April 17, 2009 10:20 AM
Yeah, blocked for me also. Not that I was in a good mood anyway, but now I can't even control a laser beam shooting flying dinosaur. :(
15. zandar - April 17, 2009 10:27 AM
I just hope there are real laser-shooting dinos around when the robots try to take over. They will be our only hope.
Although my fall-back strategy is to blow their minds with illogic, like Cap'n Kirk did. Dude's a GENIUS.
16. Jiakasuma - April 17, 2009 10:32 AM
Cool! I have something in common with the robo dino, he shoots a beam at planes and what not. While, I shoot girls at their faces... >.>
17. Oliver - April 17, 2009 10:33 AM
Yay I RRRRAAAAAWWWWRRRR!! :D
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 17, 2009 10:36 AM
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Bluecoat. Gotta hate it.
19. Daisy - April 17, 2009 11:00 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was on a boat that got hit with a giant wave and flipped over. They had to climb up a fallen xmas tree and make their way to the thinnest part of the hull to be rescued, by the coast guard using a bacon torch.
20. Watch - April 17, 2009 11:16 AM
PEWPEWPEWPEWASAUR!!!!!!!
21. Watch - April 17, 2009 11:17 AM
IMMA FIRING MAH LAZAR!!! BLARRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
22. ricarbot - April 17, 2009 11:35 AM
awesomest game ever! ROAR! PEW PEW?
23. orb205 - April 17, 2009 11:49 AM
That was adorable. Excellent time waster, though not nearly as mind numbing as the red star game: http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/red-star-fall-game-battle
24. James - April 17, 2009 11:50 AM
I sent you a link to this ten days ago!
25. Gustav - April 17, 2009 1:00 PM
hey i sent u that game too, why am i not there D=
26. Zira - April 17, 2009 8:35 PM
Sooooooooooo sexy. :o
27. wow power leveling - April 21, 2009 8:50 PM
what can i do for you
28. cinndave - July 24, 2009 9:13 PM
ROARRRRR!!! Oh man that cracks me up. Could this possibly be more appealing to my inner adolescent?
29. infants - October 29, 2009 6:06 AM
What are symptoms
30. dinosawus - April 28, 2010 2:39 AM
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