Apr 9 2009Realistic (And Super Creepy) Mario Bros. Shirt
This is a super creepy looking Mario Bros. t-shirt that costs $20. You know, I'm really torn because I'm not particularly into this style of art, but I do love dinosaurs. Rock *me* hard place. And I do mean hard. Who knew Yoshi could be so sexy?
A: Me. September 1991, Super Mario World. First boner, age 10.
Hyper-real Mario, Luigi on Nightmarish Shirt [militantgeek]
Thanks to Jizzle, who tried to convince me he's ridden a dinosaur before but I could tell he was just trying to make jealous.
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Reader Comments
1. meeotch - April 9, 2009 1:41 PM
fifty fourth
2. Dr. Nappy - April 9, 2009 1:43 PM
I think it's a creepy thing seeing Yoshi w/thumbs.
3. Pat - April 9, 2009 1:44 PM
Creeeeeepy.
4. gizmoduck - April 9, 2009 1:45 PM
one more time
yoshi lays eggs = biotch
5. Pew³ - April 9, 2009 1:45 PM
When has Mario not been creepy.
I mean, hasnt that been the appeal this whole time?
Some short chubby guy with a big mustache out on adventures? Really?
6. Wang - April 9, 2009 1:45 PM
Ah, that shirt's been around for a while.
http://drmcninja.com/
The shirt originates from the authors of that lovely webcomic. Highly recommended reading.
7. Valk - April 9, 2009 1:46 PM
this is sexy
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 9, 2009 1:49 PM
@5- are we talking aboyut Mario or Ron Jeremy?
9. Count Orlock - April 9, 2009 1:55 PM
Luigi shouldn't be punched that Piranha Plant...if you even touched them you were dead!
10. Pew³ - April 9, 2009 1:56 PM
@8 Exactly!
11. Heather - April 9, 2009 1:59 PM
::waiting for the inevitable post from Daisy...::
12. tangentodyssey - April 9, 2009 2:04 PM
Looks like the same artwork as in this picture:
http://img25.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1198688177364.jpg
13. tangentodyssey - April 9, 2009 2:04 PM
Second link to image without banners:
http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/2387/1198688177364.jpg
14. Ollie Williams - April 9, 2009 2:10 PM
Good to know the GW is close to the same age as me. Marry me GW, marry me hard.
15. catch22 - April 9, 2009 2:22 PM
i appreciate the art, but id never wear the shirt
16. Hamburgler007 - April 9, 2009 2:30 PM
When did Mario start sporting a hard-on?
17. mariOwned - April 9, 2009 3:03 PM
that shirt f'king owns
18. Ladybird - April 9, 2009 3:13 PM
Anyone else totally grossed out/turned on by marios dark crotchy area?
Just me?
The cheese stands alone.
19. Cameron - April 9, 2009 4:21 PM
I guess those things at the bottom are supposed to be goombas, but they remind me more of the jumping rocks from Commander Keen 4: Secret of the Oracle
20. JK - April 9, 2009 5:06 PM
@13
That is the oddest fu cking image I have EVER seen, fu cking creepy turtles with mutant human heads and sh it
21. Watch - April 9, 2009 5:38 PM
I love this shirt!
22. naas 日本に行く in tokyo - April 9, 2009 6:54 PM
Mario doesn't look too comfortable on that saddle looking thing that's ramming his balls, just sayin
23. Repost - April 9, 2009 7:04 PM
I saw this a long time ago and I could have *sworn* it was here on geekologie. Like, a year or two ago.
24. Jiakasuma - April 9, 2009 7:44 PM
I'll but it because it has Marion on it! ^_^
25. GoGoRainbow - April 9, 2009 11:56 PM
I totally bought this shirt for my husband a month ago. DrMcNinja is a great comic ^_^
26. Uncle Eccoli - April 10, 2009 1:22 AM
I love the goombas. Bizarre.
27. colboy - April 10, 2009 9:42 PM
Yoshi has hands!....with 5 fingers
28. Lady Byrd - April 15, 2009 4:48 AM
I now own this shirt, and it will be worn the funk out soon enough: http://camura.com/p/hcEL