Apr 16 2009Pure Awesome: Nitrous Oxide Game Boy
I know what you're thinking, and no, the PediSedate isn't an unmarked van and bandanna soaked in chloroform. It's a Game Boy hooked up to a nitrous oxide tank! Designed to distract kids while you gas them at the doctor's/dentist's office, it might just be the best invention ever. Of course, I always loved getting gassed. So much that the dentist actually caught me trying to wheel a nitrous tank out to my mom's car once. That was Monday. I have two fingers.
Game Boy Oddities - The PediSedate [ohgizmo]
Thanks to Raúl, who always chose the bubble-gum nose when getting gassed. Nice, I was a cherry guy.
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Reader Comments
1. Quik - April 16, 2009 9:13 AM
Like getting kids gassed is the hardest thing at the doctors office. Need one of these that gives them a shot or draws blood.
2. Void - April 16, 2009 9:13 AM
I don't get it, couldn't you just put the gas on the kid like normal and just hand him a regular game boy to play while hes breathing it in?
3. nadalo日本にいます。(also in Japan) - April 16, 2009 9:18 AM
great way to hook them while they're young...i can see different uses like have games sponsored by Mcdonalds or BK with smells of burgers while the little ones play...hehe..
4. FunkyNutbar - April 16, 2009 9:19 AM
You can draw blood with the DS if you jab someone hard enough with the stylus.
5. paineel - April 16, 2009 9:21 AM
i thought this was the home version of the Bugs life from Disney land Adventure, where when the bugs come up to the orange is smells like orange, when the bug sprays you in the face with his anus, water shoots out of the movie screen, etc.... so when there is a blooper in the porn and the camera guy gets shoot at you get a load in the face
6. hippy - April 16, 2009 9:29 AM
^^ dude WUT?
7. the black penny - April 16, 2009 9:29 AM
just give the guy a slap..its cheaper
8. n!9htr3@p3r - April 16, 2009 9:31 AM
is dat a gamboy color i c? cuz if it is wtf lol, now wut day should invent is gassing ppl while watching porn
9. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 16, 2009 9:45 AM
What ever happened to "sit down, shut up, and breath deeply"?
10. Joker Boy - April 16, 2009 9:47 AM
Uh, guys, this is a Mind Control Device. You think Dentists need to strap a helmet and a Game Boy to some to gas these kids? Kids would huff paint thinner if you let them.
These are obviously the prototypes for the new Mind Changer that got out into the public and now their trying to cover it up... Really!
Ah, dang, here come the Ninjas! Stay free everybody!!!...
11. Quik - April 16, 2009 9:50 AM
I love the little pyramid of success for drugging little kids.
It also works for date rape.
12. Dr Freak - April 16, 2009 9:59 AM
Handy for long trips... Sure keeps the kids quiet too!
13. greg - April 16, 2009 10:00 AM
ITS GONNA BE FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER??????????
14. kreebilicus - April 16, 2009 10:05 AM
just pump in carbon monoxide instead. this will prevent necropaedophiles from tampering with people's heating systems.
15. Timbo - April 16, 2009 10:09 AM
Perverts rejoice!
"Hey kids you want some candy?...no? how bout playing some gameboy???"
16. jazzman - April 16, 2009 10:10 AM
WTH... who still uses GameBoys???
17. Tyler - April 16, 2009 10:11 AM
I think this is a big plan by all of those parents against video games. It's just like Pavlov's dogs: the kids play the video games and get sleepy at the dentist, then soon they get sleepy playing video games at home -> they play games for less time. Think about it...
Now the better idea is to just dunk them in mustard like a certain pesky mouse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFb9uidV2U
18. ko0pa - April 16, 2009 10:21 AM
i want one
19. Jake Lymes - April 16, 2009 10:21 AM
Please kill yourself, number 17. Geekologie is for GW's shameless self promotion, not yours...THEM TITTIES AIN'T RETARDED!
20. Tyler - April 16, 2009 10:28 AM
@19 - Duly noted and thoroughly ignored :)
21. LSDiesel - April 16, 2009 10:30 AM
I can't think of anything to say.
Except that girl is HAWT.
oh, and congrats on not starting off with a 'F1RST!"
22. Leppy - April 16, 2009 10:32 AM
last time I had this shit, I puked ALL over the dentists floor
it was EPIC
23. SiGee - April 16, 2009 11:07 AM
@21
ZOMFG!
LSDiesel, you are so not gonna cheat on me with a 10 year old!
Dont make me bring out the divorce papers!
Damnit, I thought we got through this with therapy....
suck...
24. Daisy - April 16, 2009 11:16 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and his friends were all in the hospital in traction with broken bones, arguing about how they let a fortune slip through their fingers. Then a loud old lady came in and slipped on a banana peel and they forgot the pain and all cracked up.
25. Amanda - April 16, 2009 11:34 AM
I CANT SEE ANYTHING! RAWR!
26. John - April 16, 2009 11:37 AM
Last time I was gassed, I watched my root canal with a mirror the dentist gave me. It was awesome.
27. Pat - April 16, 2009 1:36 PM
Counting to ten always worked for me. Man, getting gassed is awesome. Much better than the 'shrooms I bought of the GW. I want my money back!
28. lol - April 16, 2009 2:21 PM
Kids these days play DS and PSP. Fail.
29. therush - April 16, 2009 2:50 PM
And how do I aquire one for personal use?
30. Quik - April 16, 2009 3:24 PM
"This is blue leader. Engaging targeting computer."
31. Quiver Tips - April 16, 2009 3:30 PM
@ #2 That's exactly what they did to me when I was a kid. They'd throw a game boy in my hand and the mask over my face while I breathed in the chocolate flavored gas. I'm now addicted to chocolate.
32. Spikey DaPikey - April 16, 2009 6:11 PM
That shit looks freaky
33. denbagus - April 17, 2009 2:55 AM
wow..... that is nice games.... i love this post . thank you for information
34. Babyhellfire - April 17, 2009 4:07 AM
Seems like a lot of trouble. My kids dentist has tvs in the ceiling.
35. Steven - April 17, 2009 8:54 PM
kinda looks like a grunt from halo