Princess Leia Pulled Over For Drunk Driving
This picture has absolutely nothing to do with the story besides it's of a bunch of Princess Leias having a pillow fight and God has bestowed me with the power of awesomeness. But no need to thank me folks, I did it for myself. So anyway, Darth Vader's daughter just got pulled over for drunk driving.
Police found the mother-of-two Dodds, 28, dressed in white robes with plaited hair, while her husband was wearing robes. "She was dressed as Princess Leia and her husband as Luke Skywalker and they found it was a bit embarrassing to walk the streets of Murton dressed in their costumes.
When breathalysed she was more than twice over the legal drink driving limit.
Magistrates banned Dodds from driving for 20 months, fined her Â£255 and ordered her to pay Â£60 in costs and a Â£15 victim surcharge.
Dear. Mrs Dodds (aka the woman who likes to get drunk and dress as Princess Leia, aka the woman of my dreams),
Firstly: if you were my girl, you would never have to drive drunk, because I have droids for that shit. Secondly: I can't believe your husband (aka Luke Failwalker) didn't even have the decency to Force choke and/or mind trick the arresting officer. You, princess, are running with the wrong Jedi. Marry Me?
Obi Won Geekologie
Thanks to Ross, who once ran over his neighbor's cat on a speeder bike but it was okay because speeder bikes float.