Apr 9 2009Now That's What I Call Class: The Gold Mouse
The Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse (not to be confused the the piratey USB hub) is actually plastic. Which is why it costs $35 and not $35 gajillion. To its credit though, it does have a scroll wheel. But still, why anybody would actually pay for this garish piece of bullionshit (count it) is beyond me. That said, I bought one as a gag gift for The Superficial Writer. He loves this kind of crap. And also, American Idol.
UPDATE 1 YEAR LATER: ZOMG, The Superficial Writer left a gold brick on his desk -- I'm gonna be rich!
Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse only looks like a million bucks [engadget]
Thanks to Julian and Oscar The Slouch, who are far too classy for those tuxedo-print t-shirts. Right guys? Right?
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Reader Comments
1. steven - April 9, 2009 5:51 PM
awsome. first
2. Tennist0 - April 9, 2009 5:51 PM
is gw gay? He referee to the superficial writer as he... LOL, in other posts he hits on him...0_o LOL, wow!
3. Tennist0 - April 9, 2009 5:52 PM
Steven you fail! My second first bitches!! I wish I had a witty comment like last time
4. Pew³ - April 9, 2009 6:01 PM
Gay
Old
Lame
D...is for duck!
5. JK - April 9, 2009 6:14 PM
@2
Yet another epic fail
6. Jake Lymes - April 9, 2009 6:14 PM
#4, D is for DRUM! everyone knows that...First?!?! What she hell are you babbling about?
7. mastermindunknown - April 9, 2009 6:29 PM
does anybody else think that the posts around here have gotten boring? i mean, there was a juice box skin post yesterday.
8. milkman - April 9, 2009 6:32 PM
Did they actually stamp "fine gold" on that? lol
9. naas 日本に行く in tokyo - April 9, 2009 6:49 PM
Gaudy lookin, no thanks. I wouldn't want one unless it was really just chocolate wrapped up to look like a mouse
10. gizmoduck - April 9, 2009 6:52 PM
i want a solid gold beer
11. Darth - April 9, 2009 6:54 PM
Hellaha! Where's my sweetie?
12. Tennist0 - April 9, 2009 7:02 PM
wait.. what? when i commented on my ipod it showed my comment as first... this sucks
13. Tennist0 - April 9, 2009 7:04 PM
@5 what do you mean fail, the fail was my post at 3... get your numbers right... and at the time mine came up as my post first
14. Jiakasuma - April 9, 2009 7:36 PM
Old, I saw this a few hours ago! >.>
15. zakree - April 9, 2009 7:53 PM
@14 - do you want a fuggin cookie? Go shave your taint. That time spent would benefit humanity moreso than you posting about how old the subject of this post is.
@2,3,12&13 - know when enough is enough - explaining your mistake about posting second thinking you were first only amplifies your douchebaggery.
I hate these meeces to pieces - gaudy is right
16. Mr.Checkers - April 9, 2009 8:00 PM
@15 Grow up ;]
17. SlowMonkey - April 9, 2009 8:09 PM
Alex, I'll take "things people waste money on' for $50
18. Watch - April 9, 2009 8:13 PM
GOLD!
19. Tennist0 - April 9, 2009 10:01 PM
15, 16 is right. you suck, i admitted that i was wrong, you are the douchebag continuing the quarrel that i ended by admitting i was wrong
20. youtube video - April 10, 2009 5:15 AM
thanxxxx. cool mouse
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 7:29 AM
@naas
How's the saké?
22. Steven - April 11, 2009 3:17 AM
@ 19 haha i thought i was the fail when i posted tennis came up as first must have been bagging on the almighty g-dub!!!!
23. snehil knox, india - October 4, 2009 3:43 PM
who can i purchase this golden mouse
24. laptop battery sell - January 6, 2010 3:04 AM
It's a good idea.Thank you
25. polo - January 13, 2010 4:44 PM
thats great! http://www.pornheed.com
26. Lynda slaps - January 16, 2010 6:30 AM
wow what a joke, but you know some idiots out there will be buying this to feel cool.
27. sağlık marke - January 26, 2010 3:17 PM
thanks for share
28. kayyumasa, caillou - January 26, 2010 3:21 PM
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