Apr 23 2009Bacon Gummis Actually Strawberry Flavored
Now why on earth would you make Gummi Bacon strawberry flavored? That's like growing bacon-flavored strawberries. Which....holy shit, my genius amazes even me sometimes. I want our top men on this right away.
Gummy Bacon ($5 for a pack of four) is a great way to scare folks. Here's how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don't have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you'll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry - it's a win/win situation.
Well I don't know about all that action, but hey, different strokes for different folks. I just happen to be king of the breast. Stroke AND rub. Ladies?
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Thanks to Michael, Julian and John, who prefer their gummi bacon actually bacon flavored. Is that too much to ask? No, no it's not.
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Reader Comments
1. woot - April 23, 2009 10:32 AM
first!
2. GeekOnAmission - April 23, 2009 10:33 AM
SECOND! gross, btw
3. Catholic Audio - April 23, 2009 10:33 AM
Second!
4. Catholic Audio - April 23, 2009 10:34 AM
Second fail.
5. ᵑ ᵃ ᵃ ᶳ - April 23, 2009 10:35 AM
@1 - @3 http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6484/308601126l1sikx8.jpg
Fail because it's not real bacon nor flavored that way
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 23, 2009 10:47 AM
@5
Naas? Is that you dude? I can't tell. Maybe you're a new person. Four square boxes guy.
7. lol - April 23, 2009 10:47 AM
I agree with #5. Any situation that does not end with having real bacon in your mouth is fail.
8. ᵑ ᵃ ᵃ ᶳ - April 23, 2009 10:54 AM
Hey Shum ☻
Yes, I found a stupid little way to write my name so why not
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 23, 2009 11:00 AM
@8
¡pooƃ ןןɐ s,ʇı
10. Kevin Costner - April 23, 2009 11:13 AM
I'll eat it when it has human flavor
11. jumpin_j - April 23, 2009 11:23 AM
There's only one thing that tastes like bacon and that's BACON!!!
Total BACON-FAIL.
12. dubba - April 23, 2009 11:27 AM
yeah i dont see me paying $1.25 for that
ill take my sweedish fish anyday (ironically they are made in canada)
13. bendizle - April 23, 2009 11:28 AM
this is disgusting...it seems to me that ROBOTS were trying to make a bacon substitute but they obviously failed at producing the correct bacony flavor....dumb asses...
14. yan - April 23, 2009 11:28 AM
"meats" my seal of approval
15. greg - April 23, 2009 11:36 AM
whats the deal with bacon and this website?
16. Ollie Williams - April 23, 2009 11:48 AM
@15
Hi. You must be new here.
17. nᵑaᵃaᵃsᶳ - April 23, 2009 11:54 AM
You see it as all boxes shum? I should fix that
@10 yes you will
Ollie haha, right?
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 23, 2009 12:38 PM
baconFAIL
19. STINK - April 23, 2009 12:47 PM
Forced to go to a restaurant you hate? You'll never be asked to go again:
"And for you sir?"
"Nah, I'm good here." *whip out gummi bacon and NOM*
20. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 23, 2009 1:22 PM
@17
It's better now. Looks like n box a box a box s box. At least I can tell it's you now.
21. gold chunk - April 23, 2009 1:29 PM
"The schnozzberries taste like strawberry bacon."
22. Stuey - April 23, 2009 2:47 PM
Looks like jizz on 2 pieces of plastic. FAIL
23. Darth - April 25, 2009 5:44 AM
These candies may look like bacon.But i don't think they taste like bacon.