Apr 21 2009Jones Is Back With An Even Better Business
Remember Toby Jones of Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage? Well he's back with another genius business idea, this time in the form of Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage. As you can see from the video, they even have fried dinosaur. Which, at least in my opinion, is just plain wrong. I'm no black widow!
Jones' Good Ass BBQ And Foot Massage [jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage]
Thanks to my brother SuperFrank, who almost burnt the house down trying to fry a porkchop sandwich. My God did that smell good.
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Reader Comments
1. Dinosaur Rex - April 21, 2009 4:13 PM
Oh shit, that's a dinosaur
Like me, i gotta go
2. Nina - April 21, 2009 4:13 PM
Clearly this man is a genius.
3. Jizzle Lizzle - April 21, 2009 4:26 PM
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
4. ashley - April 21, 2009 4:28 PM
This one is my favorite ever! genius
http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/
5. dliup - April 21, 2009 4:29 PM
LOL. Thanks for the funny stuff as always.
6. Dean - April 21, 2009 4:34 PM
What a fantastic idea - you bring it we'll fry it! think he should add legal to the list of conditions though. Don't want a funeral director turning up!
7. marcus - April 21, 2009 4:35 PM
lmao i'd eat there (mmm... fried dino...) it's GOOD ASS
8. Dinosaur Rex - April 21, 2009 4:35 PM
Also, that sounds like ucle moe's something
9. Boost - April 21, 2009 4:50 PM
All jokes/sarcasm aside, is this for real?
Like, obviously it's not.
But why go through the effort to do something like this?
10. Tennist0 - April 21, 2009 5:16 PM
ill make it DELICIABLE!
11. Ed aka the-iguana - April 21, 2009 5:24 PM
thats a HUGE url...
well the storage seems to give the man money, or else he would be able to open this...
12. SiGee - April 21, 2009 5:25 PM
"better come down here, get soma this shyt"
love it!
13. Ed aka the-iguana - April 21, 2009 5:26 PM
*wouldn't...
14. macca411 - April 21, 2009 5:37 PM
if you pay enough, and have leperacy can he massage your feet, break it off then fry it and eat it for you? i may have to conceave leperacy and give this wise man a call
15. Leonidas (aka the Leperachaun) - April 21, 2009 5:46 PM
English. The English language has leperacy.
16. Watch - April 21, 2009 6:16 PM
its leprosy, learn to spell. also this is weird.
17. Maty - April 21, 2009 6:31 PM
I live like 30 min away from this place if this place is real. Does any one know if it is real? This place should be located in the state IL. Holler back and I will so take one for the team if its real and visit it hahaha!
Maty
18. Leonidas - April 21, 2009 6:34 PM
@16: Ja, as I was saying.
19. Kady - April 21, 2009 6:41 PM
I'd take some good ass BBQ and a foot massage right about now. But the dinoman has to do it.
20. Joshua Göhmer - April 21, 2009 7:39 PM
@9
yes it is, I ate there last night i had him fry me up some babies... cause theres only one better way to eat babies than bbq... with tostitos (:
21. julie - April 21, 2009 7:57 PM
Maty, it says it's off of 112th and Old Ciscero. I am tempted to drive there myself. just to see if it is real or not.
22. anon - April 21, 2009 8:16 PM
The man is a well known comedian in his region. This is comedy. Hello?
23. wow power leveling - April 21, 2009 8:24 PM
人呐
24. Dr Freak - April 22, 2009 12:10 AM
That was the best LOL i've had all week! This guy needs his own show on cable or something... Genius!
25. demetrius - April 22, 2009 1:11 AM
this is in chicago on the southside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im gonna go check it out and ill write a reveiw!!
btw im not black haha
26. naas 日本に行く en route back home to chicago - April 22, 2009 2:19 AM
@17 When I saw the area code I thought of good ol chicago, it's about 20 mins from where I am.
@21 you mean cicero. I am guessing you don't live too close if you spell cicero with an s
I hope he has a line of bbq sauce because grillin season beckons
27. atheistgirl - April 22, 2009 5:36 AM
At most Scotish Fish & Chip Shops they'll fry all sorts of food stuffs.
Mars bars, pies, pizza...all deep fried in batter.
Plus, and I don't know why, but I'd so have his babies.
28. eating the bean - April 22, 2009 6:29 AM
no thanks to foot rub from that guy, I likes my feet touched by things with vagines. you want to have his babies cause you think he has a big fried cock?
29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 22, 2009 7:55 AM
Hrm, BBq and foot rub eh? I'm totally in! can't watch the vid though...
30. Deetz - April 22, 2009 6:58 PM
It's just like a mini mall.