Apr 23 2009Isn't That Precious?: How To Make A Baby
I have absolutely no idea if this is how you make a baby or not, but if I had to guess, yes, this is definitely how you do it.
How to Make a Baby [otherthings]
Thanks to Steven, who actually thought there was a stork involved. A STORK! Can you believe that?
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Reader Comments
1. nᵑaᵃaᵃsᶳ - April 23, 2009 2:58 PM
That is NOT how it's done GW
2. Andrew - April 23, 2009 3:06 PM
I can't believe you're promoting sex-education. We should tell our young people nothing about the way things are. Nothing! Abstinence only education is the way to go.
3. 24bit-whore - April 23, 2009 3:08 PM
That video sucks.
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 23, 2009 3:08 PM
@2
That's not what your daughter told me. You're a baby raper!
5. Deathguise - April 23, 2009 3:11 PM
if he sucked her finger would her body collapse on itself O.o?
6. Shweet - April 23, 2009 3:15 PM
I gotta try that. haha.
7. Jeff W. - April 23, 2009 3:15 PM
With all that effort involved it seems like a tremendous oversight that they wore different clothing with each picture taken. It would have been much more effective and smooth had they thought it through a bit more carefully.
8. Melissa - April 23, 2009 3:22 PM
That is silly. Thats not where you blow in!
9. Shlief - April 23, 2009 3:24 PM
guy: hey Rachel can i see your hand for a sec?
girl: ok?
*guy puts finger in mouth*
girl: uh what are you doing?
guy: just wait.....this'll be real funny in just a sec
10. Pat - April 23, 2009 3:24 PM
Uhhhh....
11. catch22 - April 23, 2009 3:32 PM
and here i am, days away from the due date and she hadnt let me blow on her finger once!
brb...killing the mailman
ps
taking a vote
"Simon" or "Lucas"
12. Angel Mass - April 23, 2009 3:35 PM
I didnt knew that a new baby made your clothes to change randomly! Cooool!!
13. STINK - April 23, 2009 3:47 PM
*shakes the monitor to turn the baby's eyes into red X's*
14. nᵑaᵃaᵃsᶳ was just in japan - April 23, 2009 3:53 PM
It's too bad the iphone app post didn't come after this one instead of before it, because then some of us would be talking about eating babies
15. QUASIMODEM - April 23, 2009 3:56 PM
RIGHT. Let's address the most pressing points here:
1: At least change back into the same clothes for each photo, you lazy slobs. Don't waste me time on half-arsed nonsense with a hundred different outfits cycling away in my face and expect me to go "OOH GOLLY WHAT A CLEVER VIDJO".
2: What sort of INVALID calls their child Stella? Get off my planet, binlids. Stella is a delicious, nutritious drink that facilitates interspousal relations and ensures the maximum cooperation from your woman.
Ultimately, this video is awarded a C. The concept is commendable and inspired, but the execution is sloppy and leaves the viewer listless and unfulfilled. I expect more from you in the future.
16. jim - April 23, 2009 3:58 PM
Lame. And you don't actually blow you suck... and by you I mean the chick. Did I mention that video was lame? Let me add shallow and pedantic.
17. mtk - April 23, 2009 4:19 PM
Did you all just stop watching before the VERY disturbing final shot of the baby's eyes? What the hell?
18. AtomicSquid - April 23, 2009 4:22 PM
So blow on a finger you get a baby and a couple dozen outfit changes...pull on a finger and you get a fart?
19. Pew³ - April 23, 2009 4:23 PM
I wonder how many months it took to make that video....
fishhook!!!!
20. Watch - April 23, 2009 5:06 PM
@ 2, take your crazy ideas elsewhere
21. dar - April 23, 2009 5:29 PM
clever! that's cute.
22. jumpin_j - April 23, 2009 5:45 PM
I don't get it. Where was the turkey baster?
23. MacMaster - April 23, 2009 6:06 PM
That chick is f*ck ugly, I wouldn't want to put my dick in her either.
24. JFreezy - April 23, 2009 7:36 PM
@15
Dude, when I saw the pics you linked to your name, I puked all over my keyboard! What the hell is going on in those pics?!?!?!?!?
@17
I was thinking the same thing! Everyone needs to re-watch the vid till the end and witness the madness that is the baby's crazy eyes!! I was expecting more comments about them!
25. Gerinych - April 23, 2009 8:25 PM
She was a little pregnant before he started.
Wait...
26. Toni - April 24, 2009 4:59 AM
Omg, it was a good idea. No need to tare it down -_-;
"I can't it's important, someone is WRONG on the internet"
lolz.
27. Muck Mudson - April 24, 2009 5:13 AM
i hope that ugly ass baby shits out a lung
28. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - April 24, 2009 7:18 AM
Attention ugly people: Stop Breeding.
29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 24, 2009 9:57 AM
fSN - No >=P
30. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 24, 2009 10:04 AM
@28
I don't plan on ever breeding. But I does loves to fück!
31. Bender - April 24, 2009 10:24 AM
Iz this rillly how babby is formed? How girl get pragnent? Or are they instain mother?
32. Faugh - April 24, 2009 2:50 PM
Holy jesus - did that kids eyes actually roll to the sides?
33. Keen - April 24, 2009 5:24 PM
I sort of hate this video. I'm not sure I can give a properly worded reason why. It just grates on me so much. I think it is the sound effects. And #15 up there is right about everything.
34. Darth - April 25, 2009 5:21 AM
The birth giving part looks a bit painful to me.
35. Rhialto - April 25, 2009 5:23 AM
This video shows it all.Why do you think i quit smoking?
36. censai - April 30, 2009 1:23 AM
The baby is gorgeous, the dad isnt that bad looking but the mom looks like the bottom of my shoe after stepping in dog shit. weird vid
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