Apr 21 2009I Want To Eat You: Cupcake Hamburgers

first!!!!!

first
looks yummy

"chocolate cuppie in between" Seriously, chocolate cuppie? I liked them before I heard this description.

@2 because you are handicap, you get #1 spot.

who wants a cupcake with sesame seeds on it?

#2 put that name so he could do something wrong and still be praised for it.

that does look good, though.

I'm pretty sure White Castle mini-burgers are called sliders because they slide in one hole and right out the other. Yum.

Tasty cupcakes. I should have some like that at my wedding... or better yet, wedding cake in the shape of an enormous hamburger!

NOM NOM NOM NOM. Now I want a burger and a cupcake. Damnit! I shouldn't skip breakfast so often...

Dude..... Kickass threat, I'm gonna have to use that next time I'm playing tekken I'd counterstrike.
Very nomilicious

Edit for last message :
Tekken or counterstrike
:3
Damn iPod keyboard

It's a hell of a lot better than the hamburger cake from earlier this week.

These sound surprisingly edible. Unlike the Spongebob Krabby Pattie gummies. Most hamburger-shaped snacks are bad.

FAIL!! Regardless of the fact that they tried to pass these off as "hamburgers" and the yellow stuff as "mustard" they clearly F'ed up. That was obviously supposed to be CHEESE and it was supposed to go ON TOP of the burger but some nimrod botched it. Nevertheless.... NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Only in America.... Would you like marzipan fries with that?

The staple of the American diet in cake form.

I never understood the reasoning behind non-US residents bitching about the US's fast food industry. Great, you don't eat fast food. Neither do I, and I live in the US. Why all the arrogant assholes always find it necessary to preach to the internet is beyond me.

Go eat some spotted dick and STFU, seriously.

@16: You should try going to a McDonald's in Africa—it's slow food dressed up like fast food. Those marzipan fries sound awesome, I have to add.

Maaaaaaaan.
A) I effin' love these cupcakes.
B) I always want to send you links to thinks (LIKE THIS) but then done because I figure you've already seen it and don't care or you'll make fun of me.
From now on, you're hearing more from me!

@16... The only spotted dick I'm going to be eating is your Dad's.

@19

And you just insulted yourself by saying you'll be sucking on some geriatric penis. Good job, dumbass!

Nuh uh you american swine! Here in the homeland there is nothing wrong with affection towards your fellow man. I visit the bathhouse regularily, there is no as you americans say "funny business" going on. Just a bunch of naked men, steaming and enjoying each others company.

How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? Thats %@#*ing magical! There's got to be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular!

@21

With your penises in each other's mouths. Your male "affection" is also known as homosexuality. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

@21. YOUR NOT THE REAL ANDO, INFADEL!

Oh Dear Lord... Gordon... I'm assuming your american (because if you were from any other country they would have declared u so stupid that you must be suffering from a mental illness and lock you up in a nut house and not let you near a computer [obviously this kind of stupidity is common place in america]). Do you not think i know what i was saying when i was talking about spotted dick?... see in this country we actually think about what we are saying/typing... we have the mental capacity for that... i know this is hard for you to understand... i mean u probably only just figured out that mouth is not just for burgers... we know the metal difficulties our american bretherin are plagued with and we try to understand... but in future... don't bother trying to be clever... i know your probably inspired by the so called intellectual among you who can actually manage to dress themselves and what not... but just, for now, keep quiet man.

mental* i got your back ando

@26 Dont worry... it will probably take them several millenia to read that much writing, so that language will be out of date by then and we'll all be speaking martian or something... well all except our yanky friends... they'll still be grunting at each other.

"Your" means "belongs to you," and "you're" means "you are." Do they speak English in What?

technically they both sound the same so you wouldn't be able to hear a difference when "speak[ing]". So yes we do speak english here. The question i think you meant to ask is do we write english here? Now the question im pondering over... Is inbreeding a problem in the modern world?... Thank you by the way for providing me with an answer. ( a whole hearted yes if you're [haha thats learnding... u americans are incapable of such things] wondering).

Ando you have my applause

• "Your" sounds like "yore" when pronounced correctly, whereas "you're" sounds almost like "you err" when pronounced correctly.
• I'm not an American.
• What is "learnding?" Is that Euro-trash for "learning," perhaps?
• Ben the Doctor, I'm glad to see that you've "got Ando's back." When you've finished applauding, maybe a little reach-around would be in order?

what can i do for you

Ok... if you go around saying "you err" i think u need to go to a speech clinic... coz dude, ur messed up in the head. Get a lift from your mum when she's on her way to the STD clinic. And regarding the reach around... what we do in the privacy of our homes is none of your business (but we go way past reach arounds my friend) bro-mance is not a crime. Also regarding learnding... irony my friend... look it up. Get a sense of humor. Also get some testicles. Also get an education. Also get a foster Dad because your real Dad is spending way to much time in me. Have a nice day =D

@33

I am clever. You are the mental defective asshole. You see, here in the states, Spotted Dick is a euphemism for old man penis. This would be because of the prevalence of liver spots on older people. Skin spots + dick skin = spotted dick. If someone tells you to go eat a spotted dick, they really want you to suck on some old man penis. However, this does not change the fact that you are an asshole who happens to like to eat spotted dick.

Mmmmmm... Liver spots... yum yum. Still your Dad's is the nicest ive ever tasted... especially with his special sauce (he's premature). Why is it i picture you saying "I am clever" while slapping the back of your hand and your tongue hanging out to the left. Again i would like to press the FACT that clever in America is nothin special comparitively to the rest of the world. Just because you can spell your name doesn't mean uv got a degree in english writing, order a pizza over the phone doesn't mean your an expert in telecommuntications etc. (et cetera).

*you've

You try so hard. You fail so hard. Remember, just because you're not from the U.S. doesn't mean you're not an idiotic asshole. Consider yourself douched.

@35

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*that I
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*comparatively
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You're welcome. I've got your back.

I had a go at making some, and they turned out to be very delicious. All my friends NOM'd them down real good and said I was a hero http://paulbot.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/i-can-has-cheeseburgercupcakes/

Oh no!!! I used text speak. I forgot that text speak is effectively a whole new language. Americans still haven’t grasped the first language they've got to learn. This point is proven by the retard at #37, full stops go outside of brackets you penis face, but thanks for having my back... It shows you know that the point I make is in fact a good one. I think you look the bigger fool now, my friend at 37, making a point of trying to correct spelling and making an elementary mistake in the process. But hey... if some Americans didn't try to better themselves... Who would we have to deep fry new things and serve it with cheese. You play to your strengths in America I’ll give you that.

Also Seth. Seeing as we are making a point of helping each other learn English; regarding your comment above at #22

*That's
*backing and place

This must burn because it seems as if you thought you were clever by picking out typos etc. I'm sorry if I've embarrassed you in front of your friends or stolen your thunder. =D

They don't capitalize the first word after an ellipsis, by the way.

Ahhhh. However, I do capitalize on the fact that your Dad's a man whore.

Well, congratulations Ando! After a mere ten posts, you were actually able to type something that doesn't make you look like you need adult literacy classes—way to go! Your last post still makes you look like a homosexual malcontent, unfortunately. Oh well, you win some, you lose some. What's the weather like in Eastern Europe at this time of year, by the way?

Hows the weather on those two towe... oh, my bad guys...

Today's lesson is the difference between east and west. East is the direction toward which the Earth rotates. West is obviously the opposite. We live in Western Europe. I think we should stop the learning there before nine out of ten American’s head’s explode. Oh, by the way, the homosexuality is always intentional, unlike your stupidity.

What a pity, you were doing so well there for a minute.
*Americans'
*heads

I've had a bit of fun baiting you, but I'm going to call it a day—any guy who will intentionally let another guy rail him in the naught is just a waste of time and oxygen.

Chicken! Still, bad grammar is nowhere near as bad as not knowing east from west. All you have proven is that you are a retard who can use Microsoft word's spell-check. Anything that requires mental effort or memory, you fall flat on your face. My point of Americans being stupid still stands. I think apostrophe usage is no longer part of the general IQ test unfortunately. You just need to hope that they put a section in the IQ test about how to cook a burger. Then the average IQ in America Would rise from roughly 7 to about 100. Also I don't think typing a comment uses up oxygen. This is another piece of evidence that you are a retard. Unless you have to read it out to yourself as you type, this again is evidence in my favour but for a different reason. Which is it going to be?

P.S. The only one getting railed is your Dad… by me

[American’s’ are stupid… (Take the bait, you know you want to)]

I agree with Ando. I'm only 15 but I am Australian, so I actually have a good education :)

*Hi-5 Ando!*

But, seriously, I think cupcake burgers are taking it a tad too far. Americans like junk food way too much.

Another plus, in Australian McDonalds, you can buy salads. McDonalds changed the menu because Aussies wanted healthy food.

:)

Oh, that's pretty cute and clever actually. I might try to make them sometime.

America has bears
Europe has wine
Bears = Awesome
Wine = pretentious
Ando has bad grammar and spelling.
Just the facts people.

@50 you misspelled beers as bears..bears are an animal beers are an alcoholic beverage...you people really do give America a bad name, Thanks guys!

The boots are comfortable and easy to wear. Are not heavy, which was the main reason I was looking to replace my other pair. Water does not penetrate them at the bottom. Nice buy!

i want some fries on the side - is there such a thing as yellow licorice?....
omg there is - just googled it - http://www.candywarehouse.com/yellowlicorice.html
that would be cute at kids parties as a treat . I think this is creative and if they taste as good as they look i'm sold!
next task : cookies that look like a pizza slice???....
at one of my birthdays as a kid my mom baked a huge cookie on a pizza platter, decorated it and that was my cake - i was 6 - me and my friends LOVED IT!
although one bastard child wanted real cake and made a big fuss.
we took him out back and put the water hose on him till he couldn't even remember what cake was........HAHAHAH! (joke)