Apr 3 2009I Want: Jackets Made From Blow-Up Dolls
You heard right, 31-year old Utrecht-based designer Sander Reijgers modifies track jackets with parts from blow-up dolls to make them mad sexy. It's about time!
I customize existing tracksuit tops with parts of the blow-up dolls: the head, the breasts, the vagina, the anus. These dolls are so ugly and vulgar that turning them into something beautiful has become a challenge for me. The doll is a means to convey something else.
ZOMG, I want one! Except I want mine to have like a hundred vaginas and two nipples on the head like little antennae. Wait till the people on the bus seem me! "ZIP ZAP, I AM FROM MARS."
Hit the jump to see several better ones, I only chose this picture for the front page because of that junkie's ass.
Designer's Page (with even more pictures)
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Hoodies Made From Blow-Up Dolls [likecool]
Thanks to Duan, who requested one with like forty feet on it because he's weird.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - April 3, 2009 3:58 PM
How gross, do not want
2. Duan - April 3, 2009 3:58 PM
Good halloween costume, "im a blow-up doll"
3. 24bit-whore - April 3, 2009 3:59 PM
hahahaha but probably fake!! I'll wait to see what Daisy says about this one....
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 3, 2009 4:01 PM
I'll take the girl in the first picture.
See you losers on Monday!
5. Milkman - April 3, 2009 4:02 PM
I like the lasst one, its kinda funny but (more) tasteful. I dont like the ones with the boob or face on the hood
6. r-tard - April 3, 2009 4:03 PM
I dont know about you GW but I dont want people trying to stick their penises in the back of my head more often then they do now...
7. the black penny - April 3, 2009 4:14 PM
only the dutch.
i agree with @6
who knows what would happen after dark waiting at a bus stop.
i feel like a wash
8. LSDiesel - April 3, 2009 4:17 PM
'That Junkie' happens to be my aunt Janice
9. Tennist0 - April 3, 2009 4:17 PM
Do you think I could just take one of them dolls, cut a hole in it, and slip it on? Maybe less expensive and way cooler... Plus full body! Feeties included!!
10. catch22 - April 3, 2009 4:17 PM
recycling is fun!.... so if it smells like chlorine, you have an excuse?
11. dubba - April 3, 2009 4:19 PM
DONT wait in line at the strip club
12. Angel Mass - April 3, 2009 4:24 PM
Hmmm why on Earth is geekologie writer wearing THAT
13. scurl - April 3, 2009 4:29 PM
this reminds me of the time i got stuck in a brothel on hoth, and the power went out over night.. best 10 credits i ever spent in my life.
14. r-tard - April 3, 2009 4:32 PM
@9
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
15. che-che - April 3, 2009 4:53 PM
the doll on the hoodie, is better looking than that bitch modling it. that is one ugly bitch!
16. heftyjake - April 3, 2009 5:17 PM
Now I can fullfill my dream of doing my wife in the left shoulder blade!
17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 3, 2009 5:34 PM
"Tithead, go with my father"
18. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - April 3, 2009 5:47 PM
so are they used blow up dolls or brand new??
19. SiGee - April 3, 2009 5:49 PM
@ LSDiesel
I recognize these...
Are these your blow up dolls?
I've seen you play with them!
20. Daisy - April 3, 2009 5:55 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was at Baja's house helping her dad get rid of hookers, and it started to rain, so he peeled the skin off one of them and made a rain suit.
21. JesSTDs - April 3, 2009 6:22 PM
That is the ugliest chick I have ever seen.
22. JRizzle - April 3, 2009 7:47 PM
Is that "girl" in the first picture actually an Arab dude who uses pantene pro-v on his beard? Cuz that face is...uhhh....i mean....just look at 'her' face and she looks awfully....well...handsome.
23. JRizzle - April 3, 2009 7:48 PM
I'd do the blow up doll before that "real" girl
24. Darth - April 3, 2009 8:40 PM
*Gasp*
25. Galtacticus - April 3, 2009 8:41 PM
At least it keeps you dry.
26. Clamdigger - April 3, 2009 9:42 PM
I guess you guys don't drink. I never went to bed with an ugly woman..... but woke up next to a few. That is why God made whiskey so everyone can get laid, even you blow up doll boy. All the remarks about the girl, glad you guys don't like them with a heart beat. Some guy named Jeffery had the same issue. That is why I put light switches in my house.
@8 tell Aunt Janice the double jointed thing was way more freaky than the jacket....have her call me.
27. hollywood_hillbilly - April 3, 2009 10:02 PM
What kind of cruel world do we live in that an ass like that can share a body with a face like that?
28. James - April 3, 2009 10:19 PM
this is hilarious! i wonder if it blows up...haha
speaking of wierd outfits... check this out!
http://fetchwonthappen.tumblr.com
29. Jon - April 4, 2009 1:55 AM
The bottom one actually looks pretty stylish. I'd buy it.
30. lila - April 4, 2009 6:10 AM
she actually looks like michael jackson
31. womanizer - April 4, 2009 11:16 AM
i do kinda like the last one.... but the other ones, NO.
32. Watch - April 4, 2009 4:40 PM
weird
33. Lexx - April 6, 2009 4:27 AM
pfft...i've already got one of those...they pretty much stole my idea.
'cept mine is made from that blonde chick I abducted a few years ago in russia....
34. naas - April 11, 2009 11:49 AM
@29: agree, i'd buy the bottom one, as well as the girl on the top :]
35. Elodie - May 22, 2009 6:17 PM
I don't think the girl in the top picture is that ugly...for one thing, she's wearing wayyyyy too much eyeliner...
And as for the jackets themsleves, interesting idea, but I wouldn't buy them, much less wear them
36. alva - February 21, 2010 9:42 PM
i luv luv luv the jackets. i want all of them.
37. callie - March 1, 2010 12:48 PM
where can i buy one of these bad boys ?!