Apr 20 2009HOLY NOMs!: Jesus Appears In Kit Kat Bar

Does not look like Jebus.

No nomnomming Jebus - i'm pretty certain that's a bad idea...

brilliant

gimme a break.

Lol I can kinda see it.

I suppose, if I was an almighty powerful God, with infinite wisdom and omniscience and junk, why not appear in a KitKat bar?

I'd be like.... BOO YAH, Freaked YOU out, BIZNATCH!

Kinda looks like Bruce Forsyth....Anyways, If I was Jesus, I sure as hell wouldnt want to come back as half a freeking normal Kit Kat...I'd at least come back as a Kit Kat Chunky Peanut Butter!!!

um looks more like frylock to me bitches!

~420~

Looks like a dogs asshole to me

@ 6

Dead nuts!

Frylock 420 FTW W/ BBQ

@3 - :)
@6 - I saw Frylock too :)

I always knew that heaven was in the middle of a Kit Kat bar - now to find a way to get in there...

Jesus in the Kit Kat meet Mouse in the Mustard - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFb9uidV2U

Happy 420 folks

That's Him alright. All hail Junk Food Jesus! Now if you could just turn something into wine so I can wash Your Deliciousness down...

looks more like v from v for vendetta.

It's a Demon Door from Fable

I'm a twix guy myself... I'll start looking for Jesus in my snacks.

ummm...no

Kit Kat Jesus was delicious for your sins.

PHOTOSHOP ALERT................That's the image from the Shroud of Turin, colourized to match the Kit Kat. Surprised no-one else recognized that.

The man who made the Darth Vader comment should be shot. Twice.

@17 more like Lord helmet from space balls

@16 Blasphemer!! I mean what are you, some kind of atheist?

Come on GW, that's obviously the creepy-ass Burger King guy invading our snack foods. He's everywhere.

looks more like this.

http://christinamaki.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hidden-temple.jpg

I lol'ed at 21. Good form sir. Bad 80's TV shows are making a comeback in the form of tasty candy. I think it's in Revelations somewhere where Jesus said he'd show his wisdom in the form of a Kit Kat. Apparently he was a Legends of the Hidden Temple fan.

...and game shows where little boys and girls ran around in shorts.

Either way, I'm good.

After three bites the face of Jesus appeared.

@3 Took the words from my mouth, well done!

Hmm, I think it's a bit of a stretch for Jesus, but I do have great respect for anyone who can make a face from a single bite.

Big Butter Jesus will battle the Kit-Kat Jesus in a one on one death match this Saturday at U.S. Bank Arena. Special apperence by Robosaurus! Adult tickets are $20 and childrens seats are still only $5. Get your's now!

I hope daisy is right about this one.

Put these in church vestibules and i guarantee more people would attend. The crunching might distract the priest a bit though...

$350 dollars for an O? Jesus titty f*cking Christ you people need to move to Canada.

That is Satan

I see the mask from V for Vendetta

I'm converting immediately.. Jesus looks mighty tasty

It looks like Omec from Legends of the Hidden Temple!

That isn't Jesus. That is the Burger King spokesperson, The King. DUH.

I say it looks like Wilford Brimley. He's warning the owner not to eat too much candy or you'll get the Beetus.

It's Scourge from Transformers!:

http://www.tfarchive.com/cartoons/generationone/profiles/robot_scourge.jpg

@26 shut up, never mention that name again . @ 16 thank you for calling this one in a civilized, non trolling manner, i give you a gold medal for being nice about it.

@35 I was just about to say it looks like a transformer

or Man-E-Faces from Masters of the Universe.

...that is if you use the chocolate outside as part of the face.

looks like Guy Fawkes.

since when are kit kats packaged in individual wrapers? I mean the whole song was break me off a piece of that kit kat bar cuz they were in groups of 2 or 4 or 8 or 800 (maybe not 800)

on good friday? gimme a break..;-)

Do you think Chinese rednecks see Buddha in eggrolls?

DUDE!!! thats not Jesus, thats the MCP!!! from TRON!!!!!

As Jesus was nailed to the cross he turned to his disciples and said "Dont touch my easter eggs, i'll be back on monday"

OK, everyone, let's all face this and say it together...
"F A K E"
We can say this WHY, you ask?
Because this is so clearly photoshopped that it burns our retinas. The liklihood of something like this ACTUALLY APPEARING in a KITKAT BAR is so astronomical it's not even funny. And seriously, even if Jesus's image DID appear in the aforementioned candy, why in the sam hell would it look like a carbon-copy (if slightly skewed) representation of the shroud of Turin?

That reminds me about the time I ate a Chewey Bar and found the chocolate chips to be in the shape of Chuck Norris' face. I have 3 teeth left and a bruise on the roof of my mouth.

@16 and 44

exactly what i was thinking...
are there any eyewitnesses?

Looks more like a transformer to me. Which means that Robots are taking over our snacks now.

You, sir, are a nitwit and have taken 4/20 to far, you've gotten way to high and saw jesus, OMFG! I saw him to, I'm going to stop being an atheist and be a Christian again because God sent me a message in a Kit Kat bar. Dumbass.

for all you katholic's out there :)

are they gonna hand these out in church ???
"the body of christ"

That's a big illusion, it doesn't look like Jesus eh. Enhanced through photoshop, huh?

looks more like the Green Arrow cartoon character, coz Jesus didn't have a goatie and moustache. Jesus had a beard...BIG difference!

FAKE!!!!

This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong.

Why is anyone pointing out that this is fake?
Thats like telling people that the Lion King is a work of animated fiction. Yes, it may be the case, but do we really need to be patronisingly informed of this.

The article is obviously intended as a joke. Much like the Bible.

what can i do for you

ill tell you, but first u eat the bean

i dunno man that looks alot more like Burger King to me!