Apr 30 2009Highly Questionable, Volatile: Robot Milk

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I have no idea what the hell robot milk is (likely poison), but it looks thicker than the BBW in my fetish mag. Also, how the hell does one go about procuring robot milk? Because if it's anything like milking a bull, the The Superficial Writer wants in.

Robot Milk [friggingrandom]

Thanks to Bo, who once milked a goat and then made goat cheese and sold it at a farmer's market. Good looking, Bo.

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1. courtneymango - April 30, 2009 5:42 PM

NOMNOMNOM

2. Jesus - April 30, 2009 5:42 PM

Jesus loves milk. but hates robots

3. dar - April 30, 2009 5:42 PM

i hate robots.

4. dar - April 30, 2009 5:43 PM

could be engrish milk.

5. Madgame - April 30, 2009 5:44 PM

I'm suprised you didn't link the boobie milk cheese post you did a while back.

6. Quik - April 30, 2009 5:49 PM

We need more info on this robot milk.

7. bordmanator - April 30, 2009 5:54 PM

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8. actual size - April 30, 2009 5:57 PM

how the hell do you milk a robot?

9. Jake Lymes - April 30, 2009 6:04 PM

Its obviously not liquid. It looks granulated. like sugar or sand. Ill go with "silica" FTW

10. trog: king of koalas - April 30, 2009 6:06 PM

It's obviously T-1000's in a bottle. Just add water and you get that thing that was moving around on the other post.

11. chimp - April 30, 2009 6:06 PM

Definitely not milk.. or liquid.. look at where the waterline is supposed to be, its not a flat line as it would be if it were a liquid!!

PWNEDDDSSS

12. naas - April 30, 2009 6:15 PM

Looks like jars of sugar, which some robots know is robot crack

13. mtk - April 30, 2009 6:39 PM

This is an actual product (I've seen it; it's sugar I think) that you can buy at the Echo Park Time Travel Mart in LA. A pretty cool place to stop by for a few minutes of amusement, run by the McSweeney's folks: http://www.826la.org/store

14. Chuck Nunchuck - April 30, 2009 7:01 PM

An unspotted robot cow, ain't this some shit. If the bottle cap was red I would buy it.

15. They Are Coming For Us! - April 30, 2009 7:13 PM

Oh this is so linked (http://theyarecomingfor.us/2009/04/30/robot-milk-wtf/).

If I see a robot cow, I will punch it right in the face. Seriously. Like Apollo Creed. BAM!

16. Watch-303 - April 30, 2009 7:22 PM

ROBOTS CANT MAKE MILK IDIOTS!!!

17. Boost - April 30, 2009 7:31 PM

I believe it's just bottled Dry-Milk.

18. zzzzz - April 30, 2009 7:51 PM

the cow looks very pissed off

19. Pew³ - April 30, 2009 7:51 PM

its not milk made from robots, its milk made FOR robots.

Theyre taking over. They are already aquiring taste for dairy products.

20. Myo - April 30, 2009 7:59 PM

How long does it take to ween a robot?

@7 that uh, that doesn't translate to anything.
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21. Robot Overlord - April 30, 2009 8:52 PM

Yes we are taking over. First with the milk.

Oh and robot milk is from robot cows duh

22. CS2 - April 30, 2009 8:59 PM

I grew up in Jupiter Farms, Florida.

I always knew there was something a little off with those cows around there.

I didnt expect they were plotting our destruction.

23. naas - April 30, 2009 9:16 PM

I know this isn't directly about robot milk, but it is somewhat about our demise & robots taking over when there's only a few of us left after swine flu if any. Take a look at what's in style this summer....

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/04/heidi_montag_in_a_bikini.php?bfm_index=8

It looked quite normal to see Asian's wearing these, but not so much with westerners. I laughed when I saw this, because I can't wait to see how americans are going to make a trend out of this new look & how damn cheesy it's going to be

24. Daisy - April 30, 2009 9:55 PM

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max asked Baja if she was drinking skim milk because she thought she was fat, and said that she could drink whole milk.

25. livingjetlag - April 30, 2009 10:05 PM

Bring in the femBOTS!!!

26. Dick - April 30, 2009 11:57 PM

**** you Daisy!

27. Andrea - May 1, 2009 4:39 AM

Old, by the way

28. BoBo The Clown - May 1, 2009 6:02 AM

Holy shit, man. That's disgusting.

29. Ro - May 1, 2009 8:29 AM

it's prolly dehydrated milk. you know, powdered stuff you add water to?

30. blarney - May 1, 2009 9:34 AM

http://www.poketo.com/blog/2008/10/12/how-poketo-826la-collaboration-came-about/

31. Crazywow - May 1, 2009 10:38 AM

Here's some more great products from the Time Travel Mart.
Personal Fave ...Mammoth Chunks... IN A CAN !!!! Move over previous favorite food...Chicken in a can .

http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/vNfa5x8uOloS5S1nzvq-fg?select=kRLkHf0lJWNOoJrxA5HA3A

32. Heeheeyeah - May 1, 2009 11:16 AM

I love it when stupid blogs like Friggin Random post unattributed images they stole from some other site, with their own logo Photoshopped on them, and then not-stupid blogs like Geekologie link to them without doing any research.

http://344design.typepad.com/photos/timetravel/robotmilk.html

(As others have pointed out, it's from Echo Park Time Travel Mart.)

33. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 1, 2009 12:03 PM

This is how we'll kill them!
We'll put E-coli in their milk!

34. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 1, 2009 12:04 PM

Also,

My milkshake brings all the bots to the yard, and their like
BEEP BOOP BOP BIP!

35. catch22 - May 1, 2009 12:25 PM

is it just me or does the lable say "100% non-organic"

36. Galtacticus - May 1, 2009 4:51 PM

I'm wondering what this Robot Milk is.If it comes from a male robot than i'm not interested.Didn't they send a sample?

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