Apr 29 2009Highly Questionable: No Wash Boxers
No Wash boxers were designed by 29-year old medical student Rob Libfeld who claims he came up with the idea when he noticed how embarrassed patients in the hospital were of their soiled, all white underwear. As you can see, the $13 drawls are all yellow in the front and brown in the back, so you can piss and shit to your incontinent heart's content with little to no visible embarrassment. However, there will still be a smell, so be sure to look around quizzically to expel any blame.
No wash underwear hides stains, not odours [newslite]
Thanks James, and remember: he who protested it, foam-crested it.
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Reader Comments
1. Squid - April 29, 2009 10:31 AM
First (ever)
2. oodles of coodle - April 29, 2009 10:31 AM
FIRSTTT!!!!
3. Stash - April 29, 2009 10:32 AM
@2: Fail. Better luck next time.
4. chubo - April 29, 2009 10:33 AM
thats nasty but could come in handy on a drinking session if you a raging alcholic which i know most of you are "get back to work" ohhh shit its my boss ehhhh one more thing.... FIRST
5. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - April 29, 2009 10:34 AM
THAT IS GROSS
6. granny - April 29, 2009 10:36 AM
at least he should NOT write "no wash pants" on top of them...
7. naas - April 29, 2009 10:48 AM
Close, but I think there needs to be a marblecake pattern with green & a little red in there, sort of with an acidwash design. That'd be more realistic than the plain look above
8. Timbo - April 29, 2009 10:51 AM
Are all underwear no wash?!?
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 29, 2009 10:51 AM
Damnit! naas beat me to it. Marble Cake!
10. Mr. Man - April 29, 2009 10:51 AM
what if I poop green and pee red?
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 29, 2009 10:53 AM
@10
Then you need to see a doctor because you have obviously had sex with Watch's mom.
12. naas - April 29, 2009 11:00 AM
hahaha
13. Leonidas - April 29, 2009 11:03 AM
Remember those "splat" designs from the eighties? He should have included a white one out front.
14. Ollie Williams - April 29, 2009 11:04 AM
What if you're like me, and you piss excellence?
15. Pew³ - April 29, 2009 11:07 AM
I drink a lot of water, so my yellow doesn't need to be that yellow.
And my brown would need a greener hue to it, I don't know what that is from.
Asparagus? Beets?
pew pew pew!!!!
16. naas - April 29, 2009 11:11 AM
@14 then you don't wear pants & speak in public frequently
@15 http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/anchorman.jpg
17. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - April 29, 2009 11:12 AM
http://jfect.mybrute.com
18. Ollie Williams - April 29, 2009 11:17 AM
@16
I knew you'd have an answer for me, since you and Gordon piss awesome. We should form a book club.. or something. Did that sound gay?
19. Daisy - April 29, 2009 11:18 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max started a company that made bikinis. The chicks loved the designs, and the guy loved that instead of sewing them together with thread, he used self dissolving sutures.
20. Pew³ - April 29, 2009 11:20 AM
Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
21. naas - April 29, 2009 11:26 AM
..something Ollie, but not a book club.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
22. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 29, 2009 11:28 AM
Fücking Disgusting!!!
23. Pew³ - April 29, 2009 11:37 AM
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
24. Pat - April 29, 2009 11:48 AM
It took a medical student to come up with this?
25. Pew³ - April 29, 2009 12:05 PM
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
26. Jim Jones - April 29, 2009 12:27 PM
@granny:
I agree. It looks like instructions not to wash them. I don't think that's the idea, otherwise they'd be reversible.
27. Leonidas - April 29, 2009 12:28 PM
This reminds me of these awesome choco-banana lollipops that I used to eat in the good old days. I'd wear them back-to-front, just to keep the nurses guessing.
28. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 29, 2009 12:42 PM
@Ollie
It's only about as gay as a circle jerk.
29. Watch-303 - April 29, 2009 12:55 PM
THIS IS NASTY AS FCUK!!!
30. todders - April 29, 2009 1:09 PM
I made these the natural way years ago...
You haven't seen anything until you've seen Macho Man Randy Savage take a bong rip of salvia... AND FREAK OUT:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
31. total waste of time - April 29, 2009 1:25 PM
why not just have the underwear in black to make things simpler? pee makes the yellow darker so people will know that you still peed your pants..the same with crap.
32. marlo - April 29, 2009 1:31 PM
This is only good if you never plan on being around women. Seriously, if I was making out with a guy and I discovered these boxers when his pants came off? It would be over right then and there.
33. ALWAYS FIRST - April 29, 2009 1:47 PM
FIRST
34. delic8 - April 29, 2009 6:44 PM
Am I the only one who read that as "Rob Liefeld?" 'Cause I could totally see him inventing these... if they had like 40 more pockets.
35. RyanThePerson - April 29, 2009 9:04 PM
35th!!!!!
36. broner12 - April 30, 2009 3:06 AM
@todders did you fall of the lame ass not funny I shoot my on videos and think they are funny wagon...is it on the wagon...bone off!
37. dar - April 30, 2009 4:34 PM
clever.
38. kmart - April 30, 2009 8:31 PM
@34 LOL
These are gross. Man, what is wrong with people if stained underwear is that common a problem?? What are they eating? All my underwear always look brand new.
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41. laptop battery - November 5, 2009 10:46 PM
The chicks loved the designs, and the guy loved that instead of sewing them together with thread, he used self dissolving sutures.