Apr 15 2009Highly Questionable: 'Mow The Lawn' Ad

Whoa first?

MOW YOUR LAWZ!!!

FIRST>?!?!?!

Sean, we regret to inform you that you are a loser.

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@ sean epic fal, shave ur vag shave ur vag

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where a kid with hands made out of scissors moved in next door. Everyone in the neighborhood thought he was a freak until he started cutting their shrubs for them.

So, wait, this is a real commercial? Did they hire the College Humor guys?

Why do you consistently post shit that is at least a month old? And yet you still have readers. I'm confused.

I only shave points

LOL the bald cat at the end made that whole commercial that more epic !

"what's a lawn mommy?" oh gawd, the epic fallout from this vid.. xD

ugh

Look at the end of the commercial (.uk). I bet this is a Europe only add.

also, Vincent, not all of us live in our parents basement and have all day to scour the entire internet for the most up-to-date lol-news. Geekologie does a pretty damn good job at keeping me entertained, old or not. Get a life.

@ 8:

Not all of us have time to skim the internet for hours every day looking for every new video....I love this site because the links and commentary hilarious. Go work on your own blog

WHAO!
that's just a little bit.......... too much,
@8, if you can't say somthing nice...... die.

@vincent: you definitely suck

Yeah, the stereotype of the hairy black pussy and the tiny asian pussy what not lost on me either. Kind of rude, but I guess its all tongue-in-lips.

#8 if ur that "cool" and dun like the geekologie stuff , go make mow ur lawn .. or laser it

@8: Flamer
@14, 15, 16, 17, 19: Suckers

wasent this just featured a few days ago?

This is like when I shaved my pubes to look like a DICK DONUT

i am offended on so many different levels right now

@13 - I live in Canada and have seen this commercial on Canadian TV

Mow the lawn, or cut the Mustard? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFb9uidV2U

nooooooooo way. ahahahaha
thats just so wrong.
thats no girls favorite thing to do.
trust. seriously.

.......

that trimmer sucks. seriously. waste of moneys.

Wow... I was mildly interested in giving this product a try, but now I'm so offended and, frankly, grossed out that I won't be using ANY of their products. Way to not be funny at all, schick douches.

Damn catchy song...now I'm singing it around the office...

scary ..very scary..

They had the Asian one clipping a bonsai tree...

The shaved cat cracked me up the most. Very subtle.

You know what's not old news?
Vincent = Suck

I wish they made more commercials like this. I know there's probably parents screaming "the children! we can't be this flippant about our bodies!" but really? Which one is going to "mess" (wtf geekologie?) with our childrens' sexuality more...an overtly sexy (is that even possible??) ad with real nakedness etc. hanging everywhere, with no explicit verbal content, or ads like this and the viagra ones...weird yes, but unless your kid is a perve, no 6 yr old is going to be thinking of anything other than cats and the backyard.

WE DON' LIEK DEM BUSHES, WAAAAGH

My favorite part is the part where she says she likes to look at her "tulips" on the mound but what she really means is her "two lips" on her mons bubis, and by that she means her vagina. Thats the part I like most.

@6..too easy daisy...too easy...

Did I just lose my virginity to a commercial?

This is just the trailer for Edward Scissorhands 2.

http://www.playusout.com - check it out

The french version, which after all doesn't convey any racial stereotypes, and to have a good beat. But the consterning idee is the same.

http://www.paperblog.fr/1698221/wilkinson-ma-garden-party/

for you boys a home-made very approximativ translation (I can't translate very well all those garden words ok?) :

Cut, cut , short for my winter garden, I invited all my friends for a huge garden party. Let's mow [mower = clipper in french] to begin, to clear, to prune the hedges. Then doing the weed killing, what my man calls damned grass. "Hi ladies, what can I start with? A metro ticket, or something more fashionable?". When it's short, that's more smart, more glamourous in front of the mirror (x2).
When it's short that's more smart, in front of the mirror. More glamourous, more diamonds, when you're kissing me. Lol, you fury whithout fur, to stuff into the thickets. To to my garden party, to to my garden party.
Cut like a heart, cut like a arrow, no need Cupidon to get you anymore. My french-style garden [jardin à la française], you will never flee in front of me again, Landscape gardener of my panties. You're slidieng on my tulip, my Lys flower, it's a delight, of which you're never fed up when you're kissing. "Don't count of me, don't touch my fern. I keep my crazy weeds, I'm very proud of them. " You're irritating, that's ugly, you're rustic. You're prickling, that's ugly, ugly and I don't like it.
When it's short that's more smart, in front of the mirror. More glamourous, more diamonds, when you're kissing me. Lol, you fury whithout fur, to stuff into the thickets. To to my garden party, to to my garden party.
"Be careful, automatic water spray activated. When that's clipped, that's ok men, no decompression sas."
When it's short that's more smart, in front of the mirror. More glamourous, more diamonds, when you're kissing me. Lol, you fury whithout fur, to stuff into the thickets. To to my garden party, to to my garden party.

that asian girl is a porn star look her up

@ 36. Yea!

lol i honestly can't believe this is a commercial, it's barely discreet at all.

With all the differing opinions on this post, you'd think we'd at least be able to get behind one thing...

Snatch!

tulips = two lips

When can we start seeing women with their pubes cut into a heart shape? This I want to see!

Wtf? Who made this post?

this is what commercials are supposed to be

meh, now I know what its like Thumpa :(

49 - Yeah damnit! Although I did see it, and it's giggle worthy. But it didn't get the "flame wars" vid out of my head =)

Yeah, every girl needs to trim their bush, yadda, yadda, yadda...

Check out this hilarious (but NSFW) video about the dangers of DICK DONUTS (they're out there and you've been warned!):

http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/164

@ 41, you might be right, it looks like Evelyn Lin

FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I leave for a few days and suddenly all this...jeez
Hello new people

Also at @13 you amaze me with your knowledge that the UK is part of Europe, thanks for clearing that up I never knew.

Also at @13 you amaze me with your knowledge that the UK is part of Europe, thanks for clearing that up I never knew.

Am I the only one wishing I could live in that neighborhood to watch these bitches mow the lawn? You guys are gay.

Giggitty

BRILLIANT!! AMAZING!!

MOAR!

@40

Thanks for that link,

I think the french one too it a step further, they're really not trying to be PG. That's what I love about Europe. That songs pretty catchy as well =D

@40

The translation is quite good, even if it's not possible to render all the jokes.

I had already posted that vid in a comment when GW talked us about the first commercial.

@60
I do confirm it's a step further, but it's not going on tv for the moment, only on radio, especially "Virgin Radio" with a funny animator of the morning broadcast asking girls about their bushes :)

@blackheart - I live in a studio apartment in Manhattan.
@jean & @bluemanda - I actually don't. I just use computers all day at work, like I assume 90% of people aged 22-45 do. I expect a blog with so many readers to have more up to date humor. I'm sorry I offended you two.

Your lawn smells funny.

Fish and chips anyone?

dude thats really funny