Apr 25 2009Hidden Necktie Camera For Corporate Spying
The $66 Necktie Spycam can discreetly record up to 2GB of company secrets in stunning 352 x 288 resolution, and even comes with a wireless remote so you can start and stop the action from your pocket. Unfortunately, I can honestly say there's not a single thing I'd want to secretly record at work. But that's because I sit in a cubicle with The Superficial and IWatchStuff writers for ten hours a day. I mean, we don't even have a good looking secretary. Or an ugly secretary. We steal internet from the company upstairs and pee in the stairwell. We used to have an intern but he quit and filed a harassment lawsuit against The Superficial Writer. Which, I think we can all agree, should be illegal for unpaid employees. Also, he was a little bitch.
Hit the jump for several more spy shots.
Necktie Spy Camera Let's You Discretely Capture Your Corporate Imprisonment on Film [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. Smokey - April 25, 2009 10:45 AM
FIRST! and that is totally sweet
2. new school old school - April 25, 2009 10:56 AM
oh, awesome.
now i can keep a corresponding video log whilst i stare at a wall for 8 hours a day.
http://newschoololdschool.com
3. Boost - April 25, 2009 11:13 AM
^^Why would you put that link after your comment?
Are you hoping people will click on it?
You prolly get money if they click on it, don't you?
Well I'm not clicking on it, and I'd encourage the posters below me to do the same.
Also, great article GW, classic GW.
4. new school old school - April 25, 2009 11:19 AM
boost, i won't get money and i don't want you to click on it
5. Icehawg - April 25, 2009 11:29 AM
Oh snap! I am totally gonna click it now.
6. Icehawg - April 25, 2009 11:32 AM
:(
I am a sad panda now.
Next nudes you do? Make'm less "real" realistic and more "perky boobs and no stomachs like fricking porn stars already" realistic.
That's the way to turn a frown upside down.
:) <--see
7. new school old school - April 25, 2009 11:38 AM
thanks for the feedback, icehawg.... based on your comments i think you may want to try looking into what they call "pornography". the boobs are more perky and less webcomics.
8. new school old school - April 25, 2009 11:53 AM
then... if you wear the tie while you watch the pornos, ur set.
9. macca411 - April 25, 2009 12:11 PM
can i just have the tie, its quite nice
10. GhettoT - April 25, 2009 12:12 PM
FlipTie
11. Daisy - April 25, 2009 12:22 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. Youy can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max became unstuck in time and was captured by aliens that looked like drain plungers with a hand at the end. He was put into a glass cage and forced to live with a beautiful actress. Later he became an optometrist, and enjoyed the singing of the barbershop quartet called the "FEBS".
12. tehe - April 25, 2009 12:38 PM
Here's an idea: put this freaking camera in that guy's empty eye socket. Problem solved.
13. That guy - April 25, 2009 12:44 PM
I want one!!
14. naas - April 25, 2009 1:17 PM
@1 ..and you're totally ghey!
Meh - hidden camera's now are in everything. Seen them in neckties, screwdriver holes, shirt buttons, ball point pens (remote w/ mic) and gaudy fake wedding rings
☺Daisy☺
15. Anonymous - April 25, 2009 1:50 PM
I like how it's a fake tie.
16. Maximusprime - April 25, 2009 1:54 PM
Dude, don't you know? Spies can't tie.
17. Icehawg - April 25, 2009 2:08 PM
They have "pornography" on the interwebs now? What an age to be alive!
Back in 3.5 minutes.
18. Icehawg - April 25, 2009 2:11 PM
Wooooooooooooot a new personal best! 3.12 minutes!
19. STINK - April 25, 2009 2:38 PM
If secret agents wore these, I wouldn't be worried about secret agents.
"Stop spying on me."
"Wha? I'm not doing anything!"
"You're wearing a sock around your neck that's bulging with wires, and you're staying exactly three feet away from me."
"Oh. Sorry."
20. Byz - April 25, 2009 4:14 PM
Wow, Daisy has actually read a book? Yet alone Slaughter House Five? I'm amazed. I think after having read the dozens of retarded "Never Back Down" comments, this was the first that even slightly impressed me.
Regardless, it's a zipper tie- which completely kills any "cool" aspect it had. Zipper ties are for little kids or for adults who are too idiotic to learn to tie a normal tie... Which really only takes about three minutes to learn and isn't difficult.
21. Pat - April 25, 2009 4:35 PM
The tie is nice. They couldn't have paired it with a nicer shirt for the demo photo? Or even a suit to lend more credibility to the whole corporate-espionage thing?
22. Jason - April 25, 2009 8:26 PM
Christ, with a tie that ugly, it would be a dead giveaway that the situation isn't legit.
23. Watch - April 25, 2009 10:27 PM
@ 14, so are you for encouraging daisy to keep posting the same type of crap as firsters. Anyways, this tie would be good for if you got tickets to a VH 1 reality show taping and you could leak the footage out and spoil it ahead of time.
24. Bee - April 26, 2009 3:28 AM
Too funny to let it go!
http://www.epiclosers.com/load/8-1-0-252
25. Jeremy - April 26, 2009 10:10 PM
Am I the only one who thinks it is a little sad that you all blog from a cube farm? I hope that's not true.
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27. randi - July 20, 2009 12:45 AM
certainly men's accessories will look nice in any dress you choice. when i attend some wedding, i got confuse on the accessories to wear so i get the cuff links my friend bought for me. i am happy noone notice the design of the cufflinks, i accidentaly wear the male organ design one as my accessory. hahaha
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