Apr 24 2009Crossing The Line?: Bacon Flavored Vodka
Ha, what line? Yes, Bakon is bacon flavored vodka. Yes, it's real. Yes, it's only available in Washington, Idaho, Montana and Oregon right now. Yes, I want to try it. Yes, I want to pour it on a stripper. No, I don't want to lick it off.
Hit the jump for recipes and a link to the official site.
Thanks to sleaze, the man behind the Ocarina of Rhyme, for the bacon-y goodness.
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Reader Comments
1. Kat W. - April 24, 2009 6:44 PM
First.
Yes, crossing the line.
2. Pathetic Otologist - April 24, 2009 6:45 PM
WAY crossing the line. D"
3. gizmoduck - April 24, 2009 6:53 PM
i will be the first and say fake.
i made this. this is my doing. have a good weekend
4. Gando - April 24, 2009 6:53 PM
Holy crap! You must be pretty much a bacon lover to drink this!
5. Darth - April 24, 2009 6:57 PM
I can imagine to use this for the marinade.But for booze? Not me.
6. naas - April 24, 2009 7:02 PM
deliciously disgusting, but worth the bacon flavored vomit I'd experience shortly after trying
7. scurl - April 24, 2009 7:51 PM
this reminds me of when i made chanterelle vodka. it's simple, and i'm surprised there hasn't been bacon vodka before this. really though, give the chanterelle vodka a try in a bloody mary or bloody bull...man that's good stuff.
8. Spikey DaPikey - April 24, 2009 7:52 PM
Wrong on so many levels !!
Barf.
9. Lady Byrd - April 24, 2009 7:53 PM
Bacon infused vodka is nothing new. As a matter of fact, my bosses have been infusing some of their own.
And here's how: http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/
10. where the hell is zurich? (aka Hannukah Montana) - April 24, 2009 7:55 PM
Ahhh... Me like it a lot.
11. James - April 24, 2009 7:56 PM
this would be damn good in a bloody mary.
12. tehe - April 24, 2009 8:02 PM
Why wouldn't you want to lick it off a stripper??? Bacon, stds and vodka...it's a flawless combination
13. Tennist0 - April 24, 2009 8:03 PM
... ewwwwww... i think ill stick to meat
14. Watch - April 24, 2009 8:12 PM
nasty!
15. STINK - April 24, 2009 8:19 PM
I'd prefer beer-battered bacon, but whatever floats your boat.
16. adam - April 24, 2009 8:23 PM
I do believe that I may have to order a bottle.
17. Daisy - April 24, 2009 8:26 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max cut a hole in a baby pig and marinated it with vodka every day, and when it was old enough to cut up into meat he had vodka infused in the pig bacon.
18. Waterboy - April 24, 2009 8:35 PM
Did you notice watch usually posts right about the same time as daisy?
I think they are the same person.
19. Tennist0 - April 24, 2009 8:46 PM
@18... way to be a stalker... lol, jk, im gonna check that out, but they mey just get out of work or maybe finish dinner around that time, it might just be convinient scheduling
20. Shoopuf Disaster - April 24, 2009 9:06 PM
@'Daisy'
And the fact that it's on a white background with obvious spotlighting in a CLEAR BOTTLE with CLEAR LIQUID would so hint that the shadow is wrong.
Seriously, the shadows that ARE there are correct; if you try lighting a clear bottle with vodka in it like this, you'll see the shadows are the same. = _ =
21. American Meatgoat - April 24, 2009 9:23 PM
The Double Down Saloon down the street has been making a bacon martini for years. Remember kids, breakfast is the most important cocktail of the day.
22. Dirty Pants - April 24, 2009 10:09 PM
@21 Beat me to it! Bacon martinis and ass juice for everyone!!! i miss NYC :(
23. naas - April 24, 2009 11:38 PM
@18 I can definitely say that watch & daisy are not the same person, timestamping can play tricks on the mind sometimes
24. acornstu - April 25, 2009 12:14 AM
bacon + vodka???
that's my 2 favorite things
... ever!
25. Lordthez - April 25, 2009 4:21 AM
Wow, I wonder if its as good as the bacon lube that gee dubya posted a while ago? My old lady says bacon lube tastes weird, but I love it!
26. Fuzzbutt - April 25, 2009 7:27 AM
Peated whiskey kinda tastes like bacon... probably better than this vodka too.
27. Urinal Mint - April 25, 2009 7:40 AM
So this is officially the second most terrible alcohol ever behind Jägermeister...
Maybe its supposed to encourage drinking vodka with a toast for breakfast...
28. Dub - April 25, 2009 9:39 AM
Im in Idaho. If this proves to be real. Im getting some.
29. Watch - April 25, 2009 10:01 AM
@ 18, I see daisy's posts and post something to counter it. My goal is to see that person stop posting the FAKE! its photoshopped Never Back Down crap!!!!
30. GadgetGirlMarie - April 25, 2009 10:33 AM
you know, the first and third recipes don't seem too bad, but... I'm not so sure about that last one..... >.< I eat bacon everyday. NO LIE.
31. orb205 - April 25, 2009 11:08 AM
@21
Uhg, I had the bacon martini at the Double Down Saloon once and it was one of the most disgusting things I've tried. Not to mention, did you notice the bottles in the front? They have old soggy pieces of bacon floating around in them making the vodka foggy and chunky. It tasted like a liquid slim jim.
32. Elboroto - April 25, 2009 1:12 PM
Bacon vodka and eggnog.
A champion's breakfast.
33. naas - April 25, 2009 1:20 PM
Watch - the thing is though, it's not working. Move on with yourself & be glad spam artists isn't here anymore. Nobody likes a complainer
34. Psychonaut - April 25, 2009 2:40 PM
I wonder if it would be as good as the PEZ Martini a friend of mine made me a few years back...
35. Gil Yellows - April 25, 2009 11:26 PM
no mames de dónde saca tanta mamada de tocino este wey???
36. architorture me - April 26, 2009 3:59 PM
The original Double Down Saloon, in Las Vegas, has been serving bacon vodka martinis for so long that the aroma of pork scented puke has permanently saturated that particular stretch of Swenson. It truly is the happiest place on Earth.
37. Asherael - April 26, 2009 10:12 PM
I've had bacon vodka before, and even infused it myself. It's great, flavorful and smokey.
38. yan - April 27, 2009 1:57 PM
"Meats" my seal of approval
39. Japhet - April 27, 2009 4:06 PM
Of course it's real! That's what Google is for.
I wish I could get some but I'm in Canada...
40. dude - April 28, 2009 12:14 PM
Kat W. LOL @ u does it matter who is first to comment?
41. dude - April 28, 2009 12:14 PM
Kat W. LOL @ u does it matter who is first to comment?
42. todders - April 28, 2009 3:41 PM
take it with a shot of raw egg and now that's what I'm talking about!
You haven't seen anything until you've seen MACHO MAN Randy Savage trip/FREAK OUT on a bongful of Salvia:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
43. demitri - April 28, 2009 9:49 PM
mmmmmmmm boris like vodka
44. duh - April 30, 2009 9:30 AM
well ive been lookin around the site and that daisy character has posted the bulshit about the fake lighting and never back down crap before about the animal legs. who is that jack ass.
45. frontierp - April 30, 2009 2:09 PM
I actually made some bacon-infused bourbon this past weekend based on a recipe from Jamie Boudreau. It was. um. not good at all.
Link to recipe http://www.liqurious.com/post/694/
46. Lillian - May 1, 2009 11:45 AM
I'd hate to be the stripper, nothing like coming home at 4 in the morning, taking a shower and washing the smell of icky old men and bacon off you. Can you say ew. Well hey, it's money right.
47. JellyJuice - May 2, 2009 1:17 AM
Hmmm... It still gets you wasted, right? Good enough for me.
I'm looking forward to the release of spaghuila. Pizzsky and Chickum sound good too.
48. Aids - May 6, 2009 5:25 PM
Sweet Delicious bacon
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
49. michael - May 6, 2009 6:25 PM
finally an excuse to get wasted in the morning!
50. cmsschoolkid#1 - May 7, 2009 1:13 PM
i want a bacon vodca drink to bad i am under aged
51. Bela Black - May 21, 2009 6:08 AM
thanks for bringing me one step closer to vomiting this morning...
52. Spazzy - May 26, 2009 4:46 PM
Don't make home made bacon vodka, word of the wise.
53. Spazzy - May 26, 2009 4:47 PM
Our home made version tasted as bad as it sounds, if not worse.
54. chris - May 29, 2009 7:48 AM
www.willworkforbacon.com
55. Rob - May 29, 2009 8:29 PM
Bacon is the epidemy of all foods...that bacon voda is real I tried it & puked all over myself.
56. Shawn - June 10, 2009 3:16 AM
'Bout Time!!!! I used to just get drunk and sip bacon grease...with a spoon.
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58. Justin - October 21, 2009 5:44 PM
It's real. I'm from montana and a few of the smaller towns between billings and yellowstone park stock it. I havn't tried it yet but when i can brave it, i plan on giving it a shot... with a coke back.
59. Grrrr - November 4, 2009 9:59 PM
Not fake I live in Oregon I've seen it my liquor store but haven't tried it yet it's not Photoshop that's how the bottle looks want to know if there is actually bacon in it for a vegatarin friend please let me know