Crossing The Line?: Bacon Flavored Vodka

Ha, what line? Yes, Bakon is bacon flavored vodka. Yes, it's real. Yes, it's only available in Washington, Idaho, Montana and Oregon right now. Yes, I want to try it. Yes, I want to pour it on a stripper. No, I don't want to lick it off.

Hit the jump for recipes and a link to the official site.

Official Website

Thanks to sleaze, the man behind the Ocarina of Rhyme, for the bacon-y goodness.

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