Apr 24 2009Couple Marries Dressed As Shrek & Fiona
In a story that nearly set my cockles ablaze, an English couple recently got married dressed as Shrek and Princess Fiona. Awwwwwww.
Hospice nurse Christine England, 40, married her fiance Keith, 44, in full costume and make-up in front of 100 guests who were also in fancy dress.
The new Mr and Mrs Green (yes, really), of Barnstaple, Devon, had spent three hours having their make-up done before walking down the aisle.Christine said: 'The idea just came to me. I knew what we would go as because Keith looks just like Shrek.
Wow, way to kick a man in the balls, Christine. You might as well have gone as Andy Carmichael and asked him to go as Sloth. Goonies FTW! Do you, sir, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? "HEY YOOOU GUUUUUYS!"
Hit the jump for several more of the beautiful couple, the last of which is totally fapable.
Thanks to Ross, who once mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then went to this movie theater, hid the puke in his jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience.
Reader Comments
1. Slice - April 24, 2009 3:14 PM
First AGAIN!? OMG NO WAY
2. Timbo - April 24, 2009 3:14 PM
Seriously?...... Really?....
3. Timbo - April 24, 2009 3:14 PM
Fail again!
4. Slice - April 24, 2009 3:15 PM
nooooooooo!!! gg
5. Sloth - April 24, 2009 3:15 PM
Baby Ruuth?
6. Alli - April 24, 2009 3:16 PM
She's just trying to make a good thing out of the fact she looks like a troll. So when shes painted green it's kinda cute instead of kinda nauseating.
7. Don Chi Chi's - April 24, 2009 3:18 PM
***DRY HEAVES***
Horf.
Anyways,thats nice.
8. Jake Lymes - April 24, 2009 3:20 PM
This is my sister. Check my link for more pics of the wedding
9. Don Chi Chi's - April 24, 2009 3:21 PM
Timbo,Slice,and Sloth are butt buddies.
And,whoo hoo,lucky #7.
Seeing her makes Don Chi Chis have wet nightmares.
10. Nerd ona snowboard - April 24, 2009 3:22 PM
a they are very ogre eske.
11. Don Chi Chi's - April 24, 2009 3:23 PM
@8.It's not smart to put the url as "Yougotrickrolled"
Check mine to see what I have to say about you.
12. Phil Latio - April 24, 2009 3:26 PM
Isn't that sweet...
13. Daniel - April 24, 2009 3:30 PM
Uhm, ok
14. nᵑaᵃaᵃsᶳ - April 24, 2009 3:31 PM
Ugh, pathetic... As pathetic as the firstards
15. Daisy - April 24, 2009 3:33 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wro9ng.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max was in a 4X4 truck and was trapped in it under the ground. He hit the gas, and the supercharger kicked in and Max drove out of the hole.
16. A Gay - April 24, 2009 3:33 PM
Well they're both ogres, so it's fitting.
17. gizmoduck - April 24, 2009 3:48 PM
shrek is a stupid.
Axel Foley owns
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 24, 2009 3:52 PM
I'm curious to see what they look like minus the make-up.
@8 - your link would be more effective if it didn't say "yougotrickrolled" dumbass....
19. jose arcadio bundia - April 24, 2009 3:53 PM
17th !! YEAASS !! now my life is complete
20. Freddy K - April 24, 2009 4:03 PM
"The idea just came to me. I knew what we would go as because Keith looks just like Shrek."
Really? HE looks like Shrek? This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you are the spitting image of Fiona (when painted green)? Riiiight. Its all because of him.
21. Timbo - April 24, 2009 4:13 PM
@ Don chichi's
I sense some anger.... Go cry and cut yourself...just go...
22. zandar - April 24, 2009 4:28 PM
dunno know if any of you monkeys have seen any of the movies in question, but he is in fact the spittin' image of the temporarily HUMAN Shrek in movie #2. Who's all studly and stuff, so it's not a slam at all.
23. Angel Mass - April 24, 2009 4:30 PM
Congratulations Geekologie writer!
24. Batman - April 24, 2009 4:30 PM
Wow Keith you let your wife say those things about you, saying you are a Shrek look a like and all, wow, should have told her you know you like a donkey look a like, why don't you dress like a ass and get out of here.
25. Douchie Mc Bagman - April 24, 2009 4:52 PM
A happy couple, young and still in love. The second picture in particular....sickens me.
Lets face it, guys will do a lot more in the beginning of a relationship than later.
Before I was married, I'd drive 3 hours to see my future wife every weekend. Years later before we split, it was unbearable to be in the same room with her.
Eventually he will see the wedding pictures and think of it as the beginning of an emasculation and not as a happy time. Only then will he understand what it is to be a man.
26. Matt B - April 24, 2009 5:26 PM
I think that is Natalie from the facts of life.
27. where the hell is zurich? (aka Hannukah Montana) - April 24, 2009 5:41 PM
Where is donkey?
28. Jim - April 24, 2009 6:38 PM
I know now what people mean when they say, "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little."
29. JFreezy - April 24, 2009 6:49 PM
And they call Americans dumb? Looks like the Brit's just joined the asshat parade!!
30. YOU S**K, YOU FORGOT DONKEY - April 24, 2009 6:53 PM
WHERE THE F**K IS DONKEY!??!
31. Milkman - April 24, 2009 6:58 PM
The green actually makes her hotter because you can imagine you're banging an ogre babe instead of a fat white woman
32. Rhialto - April 24, 2009 7:31 PM
Some marry in green,i wouldn't be surprised if there are even some who marry in blue.
33. Darth - April 24, 2009 7:35 PM
Like Smurfs?
34. Gargamel - April 24, 2009 8:06 PM
Dumbest crap I ever saw. I hope they have fun explaining those wedding pics to the kids some day.
35. Willy W - April 24, 2009 8:15 PM
I wonder if they had sex with green hands and faces.... unless they painted everything....?
36. BIrd Dog - April 25, 2009 7:12 AM
Did you guys always yearn for Shrek and Fiona to want to be their good looking selves and really be happy? Uh...yeah, me neither. BTW, check out the dude on the far left of the group pic. I think he got conned into their little dress up wedding and didn't want to spend money on a real costume.
37. zokyo - April 25, 2009 9:41 AM
I like this, I really do.
38. Don Chi Chi's - April 25, 2009 1:56 PM
@Timbo
No thanks,I don't want to end up like a nervous wreck whoring myself out on the street corner to support a bastard son,just like your mom.
39. naas - April 25, 2009 5:48 PM
shrektarded, that's it & that's all
40. Mag - April 25, 2009 11:36 PM
If their kids came out green, they're going to regret this.
41. Shrek Sniper - April 26, 2009 11:45 AM
...They then went to their room in their in-laws basement to consumate the marriage by playing 18 straight hours of World of Warcraft." Nerds. I feel my fist itching. Must... Punch... Nerds.
42. Alli - April 26, 2009 4:04 PM
@ Shrek Sniper
LMFAO
43. chichi - April 26, 2009 11:34 PM
44 and 40? wow they better get a move on if they're gunna make babies.. there's nothing cool about having a 65yo at your 21st
44. eating the bean - April 27, 2009 6:49 AM
I wish this was a photoshop job, but its so sad it has to be real. Fing ogres! this ruined my day.....maybe even my entire existence. Well its been real.
45. Claire - April 27, 2009 11:59 AM
i actually come from barnstaple :P that's really weird though i havn't heard anything about this at all, even though barnstaple is quite a small town... how strange!
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