Apr 4 2009Breakfast Of The Ancients: Baconhenge
Baconhenge is what the ancients ate for breakfast before battling the shit out of each other with rocks and tree branches. Also, sacrificing virgins to the potato gods and dancing around with gourds on their junk (trust me, I mistakenly sat in on an anthropology class when I was high). So, what's in the delicious meal? Basically a bunch of bacon-wrapped French toast sticks standing in a dozen-egg frittata. Mmmm.
Let Baconhenge be the site of your seasonal celebration! Let bacon stand in for the sacrificed Year King, French toast for the Grain Goddess, the eggs in the frittata for the Cosmic Egg, and the vegetables for the bountiful Earth on which we live.
Yeah, you could do that. Or just eat it because it's freaking delicious. Bon Appétit! Or, as we say here in the U.S., Bon Appéboob.
Hit the link for the entire recipe.
Baconhenge [theanticraft]
Thanks to Steve, who got an immediate Bon Appéboner when he saw Baconhenge in real life.
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Reader Comments
1. mowzah - April 4, 2009 12:07 PM
so THAT's how they had the strength to lift the rocks. Bacon = ancient druid engineering secret
2. INTJ - April 4, 2009 12:12 PM
bacontecture!
3. blob - April 4, 2009 12:15 PM
This one actually has potential of killing you in a snap. Forget about bacon cake, this is the "sh!t". Pardon my spelling, but I believe it's called "Euthenasia." Whatever that is, I think this is the perfect tool.
I wouldn't mind making one for Daisy. Not because she's a c'unt, it's just that I'm less of a horrible person now.
4. Pistachio - April 4, 2009 12:35 PM
Mmmm, fattening
5. QUASIMODEM - April 4, 2009 12:54 PM
MMMNGNGNGHGGNGNMGNGGMNGGHHHH LOL BACON BACON MMMGNGNHGH WHAT A CONTRIVANCE MMNGNGNHHH IT'S A MEME, BITCHES BACON LOL BACON MNNNNGNGHHGHGHH QUICK LOL BACON SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WITH BACON LOL BACON MMMMMNNNGNGNGHHH
6. SlowMonkey - April 4, 2009 1:10 PM
Newly raised bar: "I'm higher than the Geekologie Writer's cholesterol level".
7. Nero - April 4, 2009 1:12 PM
Yum!
8. Darth - April 4, 2009 1:15 PM
At which London restaurant was this picture taken?
9. Doson - April 4, 2009 1:18 PM
This is not properly cooked (vomits) :P
10. Rhialto - April 4, 2009 1:31 PM
This isn't as bad as other recipes i've seen here before!
11. naas - April 4, 2009 2:00 PM
mmm nice GW, always love a good bacon post on a weekend
12. lolwut - April 4, 2009 2:13 PM
REAL!!!!!
This is a true photograph. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all right.
This is exactly like the breakfast I had yesterday.
13. rando - April 4, 2009 2:26 PM
eww, does anyone else see how dirty that pot it?
14. Lee Harless - April 4, 2009 2:43 PM
That frying pan is just well seasoned. Come on, doesn't anyone know about fine American cuisine?
15. Dooode - April 4, 2009 2:54 PM
Slow news day?
16. bottle of cooking oil - April 4, 2009 2:57 PM
That pot is filthy because it needs to be. In order to fully appreciate the breakfast of the Gods, you must use only a cooking utensil that is encrusted with the remnants of a thousand breakfasts. Only the finest baked on grease will do for such a great breakfast!
17. Ryan - April 4, 2009 4:45 PM
If the robots take over the world, i'll bet that the robots will have us eating meals like this so that we'll be too fat to fight back!
18. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - April 4, 2009 6:17 PM
Blasphemy! How dare they put bread in! Needs more bacon, or other acceptable meat product.
19. DeadHorsePolice - April 5, 2009 3:03 AM
ATTENTION! THIS IS THE POLICE! PUT DOWN THE CLUB AND STEP AWAY FROM THE HORSE CARCASS!
For crying out loud. The "this is obviously not a real recipe, just something someone made in their kitchen in order to photograph for the internet" bacon crap stopped being funny like 5 years ago.
OMGLOLZ! LOOK AT WHUT PEEPLE R EATING! THATS SO FUNNY!
Yeah, but they're not.
I KNOW!!!! I'll go wrap a twinkie in bacon and dip it in chocolate, and then put more bacon on top and deep fry it and sprinkle it with teh bacon bitz! OMFGROFLOL that would be SOOOOO funny!!! CUs people will think it is teh real food!!!!!!!11111
And they'll be like "OMGZ! Look at what people are eating! thats so grosssssss!" ROFLOL!!!!!11111
Oh look! hampster dance! those are so cute! and CLEVER!!!!
20. Daisy - April 5, 2009 10:57 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max visited Stonehenge, and accidentally backed his car into one of the stones, knocking them all down like dominoes.
21. jaime - April 5, 2009 3:28 PM
that frying pan is disgustingly dirty
22. Milkman - April 6, 2009 12:54 PM
Funny and creative, I like
23. chazz169 - April 9, 2009 10:22 AM
yum yum
24. Sydney - May 10, 2009 12:12 AM
Wicked.